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William Jenkins | April 05, 2026

There has to be one.

Mine is journalist/pundit Jonathan Allen. I'd love to have his big fat ass in my bed.

by Anonymous

reply 302

September 10, 2020 11:42 AM

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me

by Anonymous

reply 1

January 18, 2020 4:17 AM

No, there doesnt have to be one OP. I cant think of one. I'll sleep with guys of any ethnicity, religion, political leaning, height etc, as long as they are slim

by Anonymous

reply 4

January 18, 2020 4:26 AM

James Roday from AMLT. I think he looks hotter now than he did when he was a skinny pretty boy on PSYCH.

by Anonymous

reply 8

January 18, 2020 4:38 AM

Rory Kinnear and a James Roday are just a little overweight. They don’t count as full-on fat the way OP’s guy does.

by Anonymous

reply 12

January 18, 2020 4:47 AM

I loved Gandolfini !Id have fucked him any day.

by Anonymous

reply 13

January 18, 2020 4:47 AM

GREAT CHOICE with Jonathan Allen.. i always thought he was a rollie pollie cutie and had a great face even with the hefty weight and if he lost weight and had a "body" he would be really handsome sexy.... i worry about his health though..

by Anonymous

reply 14

January 18, 2020 4:47 AM

Gandolfini had something of De Niro's gravitas and even as heavy as he was he always seemed physically adroit - imposing, rather than just massive.

I thought the young John Goodman was very appealing. Cuddly rather than sexy.

by Anonymous

reply 16

January 18, 2020 5:15 AM

Fat Chris Pratt is the only one!

by Anonymous

reply 18

January 18, 2020 5:22 AM

Another vote for John Goodman

Italian actor Giuseppe Battiston

by Anonymous

reply 26

January 18, 2020 8:42 AM

I'm not, and never have been, with a guy who was fat or even close to it. I was with a guy last year who was built, maybe had a few extra pounds, and we had a good time. He loved being fucked. The only large-sized celebrity would be Jason Momoa, but would prefer he top me.

R20 Jonah Hill? Really?

by Anonymous

reply 28

January 18, 2020 11:14 AM

Bravo, r29. That was funny!

by Anonymous

reply 30

January 18, 2020 12:05 PM

I'm a bit of a fattie myself these days and I know fully well how unsexy that is. I don't fancy fat guys myself but I'd certainly fuck guys like Seth Rogen. A little bit of chunk is ok but when we're talking about guys like R31 I just say nope.

by Anonymous

reply 32

January 18, 2020 12:32 PM

I am probably in the minority, but I thought Sam Smith actually looked better before all the weight loss.

by Anonymous

reply 34

January 18, 2020 12:48 PM

No, seeing all the hanging belly fat is a bone killer.

by Anonymous

reply 36

January 18, 2020 12:52 PM

Agree on Jason Momoa. Also add in the Rock and John Cena.

by Anonymous

reply 37

January 18, 2020 1:04 PM

The Pillsbury Doughboy. But he would need to fork out some dough when I’m done.

by Anonymous

reply 41

January 18, 2020 1:25 PM

R39 but it's David DeLouise that's got all that ass.

by Anonymous

reply 42

January 18, 2020 1:25 PM

[quote][R39] but it's David DeLouise that's got all that ass.

David’s puny butt is nowhere near as big as Peter’s was on 21 Jumpstreet.

by Anonymous

reply 45

January 18, 2020 1:35 PM

Brendan Fraser.

And, while I wouldn’t call him fat, Alan Bates had that stocky body type that carried a few extra pounds beautifully (especially his bum). He remains my ideal of male attractiveness.

by Anonymous

reply 48

January 18, 2020 2:06 PM

Randy from the Trailer Park Boys.

by Anonymous

reply 49

January 18, 2020 2:17 PM

Seth Rogen or Mark Ruffalo would be ok. No bigger than that, though.

by Anonymous

reply 50

January 18, 2020 2:29 PM

Charles Barkley.....anytime.

by Anonymous

reply 51

January 18, 2020 2:35 PM

James Gandolfini and Kevin James were the first two names that popped up for me when I saw the title of this thread. Plus Ben Napier from HGTV's "Home Town".

by Anonymous

reply 52

January 18, 2020 2:38 PM

Chris Hemsworth in Thor

Zachery Levi in Shazam

That guy who played the new Hercules.

by Anonymous

reply 53

January 18, 2020 2:56 PM

There is a guy I know in real life named Dakota who wasn't fat-fat but he had a few extra pounds and a little bit of a tummy but he was still pretty hot. Then he lost a little too much weight and he looks old and tired now. He just isn't all that attractive anymore. It depends on the person, but I think a bit of extra meat on the bones looks good on some people.

by Anonymous

reply 54

January 18, 2020 3:13 PM

Roger Allam who plays Fred Thursday in Endeavour is a fattie with a great voice

by Anonymous

reply 56

January 18, 2020 4:13 PM

R34 Sam Smith has gained a lot of the weight back so you might be in luck!

by Anonymous

reply 61

January 18, 2020 4:29 PM

Ben Napier from Hometown is the epitome of Teddy Bear ! you can tell hes lusciously hairy too , Yes !

by Anonymous

reply 62

January 18, 2020 4:34 PM

Second Ben Napier from HGTV. Big husky manly bearded YES. Men like him in general.

Black men bring this off better than anybody. Think Barry White or journalist and academic Jelani Cobb. Yes I will get you a drink and rub your feet before I suck your dick.

by Anonymous

reply 63

January 18, 2020 4:34 PM

None. But occasionally I like to watch porn featuring fat middle aged dudes fucking twinks.

by Anonymous

reply 64

January 18, 2020 4:40 PM

Tyler Labine face down, ass up.

by Anonymous

reply 65

January 18, 2020 5:10 PM

I would have group sex with the impracticable jokers.

by Anonymous

reply 66

January 18, 2020 5:13 PM

It would be worth it just for the gifts:

by Anonymous

reply 67

January 18, 2020 5:53 PM

I thought that was Forrest Whitaker @R40

by Anonymous

reply 68

January 18, 2020 5:59 PM

That guy that plays Sam in Game Of Thrones is cute. I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

by Anonymous

reply 69

January 18, 2020 6:13 PM

Christ. Some of your ideas of fat are insane. Mark Ruffalo?

by Anonymous

reply 70

January 18, 2020 6:36 PM

Nathan Fillion (THE ROOKIE, FIREFLY, CASTLE).

I want to climb that tree whether he's fat, skinny, old, young. His weight fluctuations over the years actually make him even sexier, IMHO.

by Anonymous

reply 72

January 18, 2020 6:53 PM

Over half of the US population will be obese by 2030, so we chubby chasers are doing it right. We will have a goldmine of chubs thirsty for us.

by Anonymous

reply 74

January 18, 2020 6:57 PM

Nathan looks really handsome here, and he's quite heavy in this pic.

by Anonymous

reply 75

January 18, 2020 7:02 PM

TV character actor Kyle Bornheimer.

Cute, goofy, funny... and you know he'd be a complete animal in bed.

Just my type.

by Anonymous

reply 76

January 18, 2020 7:05 PM

Chunky with a bit of muscle, please.

I never know where my kind of guy fits in on the "Bear Spectrum." If he even does.

by Anonymous

reply 77

January 18, 2020 7:07 PM

Some of these guys would be considered downright anorexic in the Midwest.

by Anonymous

reply 80

January 18, 2020 7:22 PM

Who's that sexy mountain of a man, R79?

by Anonymous

reply 81

January 18, 2020 7:26 PM

David Harbour is ugly-hot. At times I think he's hideous, but there's something very sexy about him.

by Anonymous

reply 82

January 18, 2020 7:47 PM

David Harbour was sexy in Brokeback Mountain.

by Anonymous

reply 83

January 18, 2020 8:06 PM

(R83) I didn’t realize that was him! I thought he was hot back then. Too funny.

by Anonymous

reply 84

January 18, 2020 8:08 PM

Matt LeBlanc. He's gained weight, but still looks good.

by Anonymous

reply 85

January 18, 2020 8:58 PM

From this whole list the really only about 5 guys that are actually "fat"

Wow, that only prove that the gays are superficial and shallow.

I thought only women suffered from unrealistic expectations representation in the media.

by Anonymous

reply 87

January 19, 2020 7:25 PM

[quote]I thought only women suffered from unrealistic expectations representation in the media.

First day at DL, R87?

by Anonymous

reply 88

January 19, 2020 7:30 PM

DLers don't really know what fat looks like, most of us are very svelte.

by Anonymous

reply 89

January 19, 2020 7:35 PM

I prefer guys that are a few extra pounds but outright fat does nothing for me.

by Anonymous

reply 90

January 19, 2020 7:36 PM

Kevin James, Matt LeBlanc and David Harbour. I'd bend in a minute for those three.

by Anonymous

reply 91

January 19, 2020 11:53 PM

How is anyone calling Nathon Fillion fat!

by Anonymous

reply 92

January 20, 2020 12:07 AM

^He’s beefy, stocky, robust.

by Anonymous

reply 93

January 20, 2020 8:06 AM

I’ve been with a couple of fat guys. They’ve all been hung. One was almost 9 inches and nearly broke my jaw. God only knows how much bigger it would be if he lost weight.

by Anonymous

reply 94

January 20, 2020 8:08 AM

Tommy Dreamer, that sweet handsome Bear.

by Anonymous

reply 95

January 20, 2020 10:40 AM

My fried did those Seth drawings, R71. He drew another friend of mine and then put Seths head on his body.

by Anonymous

reply 96

January 20, 2020 11:13 AM

ook, I'm not a fat-phobe, being rather fat myself. But my ex-BF would be heaven for me. He's not fat, just getting a little flabby, but

I realy love every litle curve,

by Anonymous

reply 97

January 20, 2020 11:56 AM

Another vote for Sean Astin.

by Anonymous

reply 98

January 20, 2020 1:08 PM

Yes! Fatt LeBlanc can get it.

by Anonymous

reply 99

January 20, 2020 1:13 PM

I prefer fucking dat guys

by Anonymous

reply 101

January 20, 2020 1:54 PM

from experiencte, Barr, Pompeo & Rudy

again, again, and again

by Anonymous

reply 102

January 20, 2020 2:15 PM

Man-about-Chelsea/owner of The Protein Bakery, Stephen Lincoln

by Anonymous

reply 103

January 20, 2020 3:25 PM

Mark Ruffalo?

GUFFAW.

MARK RUFFALO?

Have you ever seen him in person?

He is 5'8" and thin. A major talent in a tiny body.

He is not fat. Not that it would be a problem if he were, but he's SO FAR from that.

Oh, how DL makes me laugh!

by Anonymous

reply 104

January 20, 2020 6:02 PM

He's wearing a ring. Taken. But I'd LOVE to do him!!

by Anonymous

reply 105

January 20, 2020 9:29 PM

Ross Mathews

And I'd dickmatize him so good.

by Anonymous

reply 106

January 20, 2020 9:34 PM

Dean Norris during his tenure on "Breaking Bad."

by Anonymous

reply 108

January 20, 2020 10:13 PM

I despise him, but I'd still like to get Mike Pompeo naked.

by Anonymous

reply 109

January 21, 2020 2:25 AM

Dr Nassif from Botched and RHOBH. Hey fattie boom boom...

by Anonymous

reply 110

January 24, 2020 6:26 PM

I would’ve boned Oliver Platt in the past. Maybe still would. He looks cuddly.

by Anonymous

reply 111

January 24, 2020 6:45 PM

I’d go for a ride on Irish fatty Brendan Gleeson...and then I’d do his son.

At separate times, though.

by Anonymous

reply 112

January 24, 2020 6:53 PM

I hate that I still find this sob attractive and would definitely fuck.

by Anonymous

reply 113

January 24, 2020 6:56 PM

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by Anonymous

reply 115

January 24, 2020 7:06 PM

Dr. Zahi Hawass, noted Egyptologist. I don't know if it's just him, the hat, the blue shirt or the way he says the word 'pyramid', but he always gets my motor racing.

by Anonymous

reply 116

January 24, 2020 7:07 PM

He’s dead now, but Bob Hoskins was actually pretty sexy for a chubby guy. Would bang.

by Anonymous

reply 117

January 24, 2020 7:11 PM

r59

He joined the army and is a semi-popular TikTokker

by Anonymous

reply 118

January 24, 2020 7:19 PM

Al from Home Improvement.

I always liked his beard and flannel shirts.

by Anonymous

reply 120

January 24, 2020 10:31 PM

This guy that confronted Joe Biden.

by Anonymous

reply 122

January 27, 2020 12:59 AM

Minor beer gut, yes - fat?? No

by Anonymous

reply 123

January 27, 2020 1:06 AM

Yeah but have you watched the exchange? Biden name-calls him "Fat", says he's sedentary, challenges him to push ups.

by Anonymous

reply 124

January 27, 2020 1:49 AM

Jason Segal - fat or thin

by Anonymous

reply 125

January 27, 2020 1:53 AM

Vincent D'Onofrio, David Harbour, Ben Affleck and Chris Platt. Trust me, he's going to gain it back in a few years.

by Anonymous

reply 126

January 27, 2020 2:07 AM

Chris Pratt was damn hot chubby. Well, he is hot no matter what weight and I'd love to pound his big cakes jiggly or firm.

by Anonymous

reply 127

January 27, 2020 2:18 AM

I thought James Corden would own this thread.

by Anonymous

reply 128

January 27, 2020 2:30 AM

Nobody wants to fuck that old queen R128 !

by Anonymous

reply 130

January 27, 2020 2:33 AM

R113 because you know he used to look like this and still carries himself as the sex-on-a-stick douchy Long Guyland Mic he was.

by Anonymous

reply 132

January 27, 2020 3:20 AM

R98 does know that Astin is still tight with Corey Feldman, right?

by Anonymous

reply 134

January 27, 2020 6:58 PM

I like plenty of guy of different types and with “regular bodies, but I can’t be attracted to anyone truly obese. A belly is fine, 20-30 extra pounds I can live with, but someone who has nearly the weight and mass if two normal size people is just not going to happen for me. You don’t have to be a shredded Adonis, but you should have an identifiable waist line.

by Anonymous

reply 135

January 27, 2020 7:02 PM

Spartacubs from Tumblr is my ideal guy

by Anonymous

reply 136

January 27, 2020 7:52 PM

I never knew there were so many chubby chasers on DL.

by Anonymous

reply 138

January 27, 2020 10:59 PM

Jon Favreau. For starters, I’d motorboat his luscious cans and the tittyfuck him.

by Anonymous

reply 140

January 29, 2020 1:30 AM

Favreau's titties are indeed very squeezable.

by Anonymous

reply 141

January 29, 2020 1:38 AM

[quote]Favreau's titties are indeed very squeezable.

Yes lawd!

by Anonymous

reply 144

January 29, 2020 2:32 AM

Drew Carey, Come on down.

by Anonymous

reply 146

January 29, 2020 2:50 AM

R44 What the hell happened to Brad Kalvo? When did he blow up like a blimp

by Anonymous

reply 147

January 29, 2020 2:52 AM

Bob Hoskins in The Long Good Friday showering.

by Anonymous

reply 148

January 29, 2020 9:28 AM

r148 Good God YES!!! Haven't seen that clip in years. The word steamy applies in more ways than one. Hoskins oozed sensuality effortlessly, thank you for the reminder.

by Anonymous

reply 149

January 29, 2020 10:03 AM

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Ask but don't tell.

by Anonymous

reply 153

January 29, 2020 10:37 AM

R152 If he keeps his shirt on during sex.

by Anonymous

reply 155

January 29, 2020 6:46 PM

I’d fuck every guy on this tumblr. I love me some chubb (not obese, just manly fat). I avoid vain gym rats like the plague

by Anonymous

reply 157

January 30, 2020 7:24 AM

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by Anonymous

reply 158

January 30, 2020 8:02 AM

Fat Ryan Gosling was sexy. Seth Rogen looks bad thinner.

by Anonymous

reply 159

January 30, 2020 8:17 AM

Yea Seth Rogan is hotter as a fatty. This is a favorite subject of mine. Id fuck James Corden, Forrest Whitaker, Sean Astin. Fat Ben too. Kevin Smith.

by Anonymous

reply 160

January 30, 2020 12:11 PM

So many sexy fatties on the subway. I notice one every day.

by Anonymous

reply 164

January 31, 2020 9:03 AM

John Gemberling, who played Bevers on "Broad City". I'd drink his bubble bath water. Cute and funny.

by Anonymous

reply 165

February 1, 2020 12:29 AM

r165 Reminiscent of Mike Estrin, host of "List 25" on YouTube.

Oh yeah!

r148 Just called to mind the very brief full-frontal flash of Mr. Hoskins in the film "Mrs. Henderson Presents."

Uncut. Nice.

by Anonymous

reply 166

February 1, 2020 11:19 AM

Shelly from Friday 13th pt III. Cakes for days.

by Anonymous

reply 169

February 2, 2020 12:53 PM

Naomi’s sleazy boss on Mama’s Family who sexually harassed her. At 1:45 you can see his chunky butt when Mama pinches it.

by Anonymous

reply 172

February 2, 2020 1:18 PM

[bold] The One That Aims To Give DLEGs Hope [/bold]

by Anonymous

reply 173

February 2, 2020 1:19 PM

I agree with (and compliment for their comments) R12, R70, R80, R87.

Maybe 1/4 of the guys listed above would I consider "FAT". Some of these men listed as "FAT" are handsome, manly, beefy or well-proportioned. They'd look unhealthy and weird of they lost weight.

I prefer men with a little beef on their bones and pecs I can play with (e.g. Jon Favreau, Bob Hoskins, Jay Mohr, Nathan Fillion, etc.)

But I'm getting the impression from many of the responses on this thread, that unless a guy is gaunt or emaciated he's categorized as fat and obese.

by Anonymous

reply 174

February 2, 2020 4:51 PM

Simon LeBon from Duran Duran

by Anonymous

reply 176

February 2, 2020 5:28 PM

Fucking a chub can be fun.

by Anonymous

reply 177

February 2, 2020 5:38 PM

Christ on the cross. I guess. I mean I'd rather he lose a few pounds, but if I was horny enough?

by Anonymous

reply 179

February 2, 2020 7:21 PM

[quote]There’s just something about a fat, confident straight man

Is it the fact that he doesn't want to fuck you?

by Anonymous

reply 180

February 3, 2020 1:18 AM

^ No, it’s the way he carries himself like he’s the shit, completely immune from being fat-shamed by scrawny, effeminate queens like you who aspire to have their bodies look like thin like anorexic models not realising how off-putting it is on a man.

by Anonymous

reply 181

February 3, 2020 4:15 PM

Steve Bannon.

With a red-hot poker.

While the cunt screamed in agony.

by Anonymous

reply 182

February 3, 2020 4:30 PM

Will Arnett!

Just kidding - but he has put on a bit of weight since the last time I saw him.

by Anonymous

reply 183

February 5, 2020 2:56 AM

^ Nice dye job. I’m almost the same age, maybe I should dye mine too.

by Anonymous

reply 184

February 5, 2020 5:23 PM

Ben Affleck. Jesus, I'd still do him, booze and drugs and all. Legs up.

by Anonymous

reply 185

February 5, 2020 6:18 PM

I prefer Colin thin but I'd happily take him fat.

by Anonymous

reply 187

February 5, 2020 8:32 PM

R189 yes, Colton has very nice cakes

by Anonymous

reply 190

February 9, 2020 4:09 AM

Cenk Uygur, but he couldn’t talk during.

by Anonymous

reply 193

February 10, 2020 5:00 AM

Danny McBride, he would be a lot of fun

by Anonymous

reply 197

February 15, 2020 8:36 AM

I had to look up Taylor Lautner after seeing the fat pic. I see his weight is back down but he lost whatever cuteness he had in his face, now he kind of looks like old Dean Cain.

by Anonymous

reply 198

February 15, 2020 8:52 AM

Billy Ray Cyrus. He had a hot ass in tight jeans in Mulholland Drive.

by Anonymous

reply 199

February 15, 2020 9:11 AM

Kevin James and his fat brother Gary Valentine. I've not fucked brothers since I was in college, but I'd give it the good ole college try. Plus, another vote for Michael Chiklis. I'd love to have so hot steamy sex with lots of kissing with that man.

by Anonymous

reply 201

February 19, 2020 1:52 AM

Nick Jonas and Taylor Lautner will be fat asses in another 10 years, its just the genetic truth. Id fuck them down!

by Anonymous

reply 202

February 19, 2020 3:41 AM

I never noticed Nick Jonas before but he is a pocket sized cutie on the ads I have seen for The Voice

by Anonymous

reply 203

February 20, 2020 10:02 AM

Was about to post Kristian Bruun (below) and Mark Forward (Coach from Letterkenny), too. Bevers from Broad City is adorable, but my cutoff line is whether they can reach their ass or not. He looks like he has dingleberries and that's definitely a no-no for me.

by Anonymous

reply 205

February 20, 2020 3:10 PM

The moment I fell for Kristian, fully head over heels:

by Anonymous

reply 206

February 20, 2020 3:14 PM

Ben Napier of HGTV's "HomeTown:"

by Anonymous

reply 207

February 20, 2020 3:27 PM

James Gandolfini (RIP, he was hot as Tony Soprano)

Kevin James (not what I'd call handsome, but something cute about him)

Alec Baldwin

by Anonymous

reply 208

February 20, 2020 3:34 PM

Not for me, but there is the cast from the Mountain Monsters TV show on the Discovery Channel.

by Anonymous

reply 209

February 20, 2020 3:52 PM

r209 they look like they all smell

by Anonymous

reply 210

February 20, 2020 4:33 PM

Suge Knight years ago. I know, he’s vermin, but...

by Anonymous

reply 213

February 22, 2020 7:18 PM

Suge Knight years ago. I know, he’s vermin, but...

by Anonymous

reply 214

February 22, 2020 7:18 PM

A little off topic, but wasn't Nick Jonas the one whom everyone was creaming their pants over what a muscle stud he had become, just a few years ago?

(Btw, I'm in agreement with R215 😍 !)

by Anonymous

reply 216

February 23, 2020 1:36 PM

Guys having some flab I would not necessarily dismiss. Some are quite sexy.

Guys with huge guts/rather obese, I don't view as appealing.

by Anonymous

reply 217

February 23, 2020 4:19 PM

This guy gives me the moist mussy !

by Anonymous

reply 218

February 23, 2020 4:28 PM

Are you under eighteen, R219? Or a handsome and well muscled dancer? Because that's what that loud, fat, Nixon loving, overrated Trump prototype was really into.

by Anonymous

reply 220

February 23, 2020 8:33 PM

Gleason wasn't bad looking when he was young

by Anonymous

reply 221

February 23, 2020 8:36 PM

R220 How did you know I was handsome and well-muscled?

by Anonymous

reply 222

February 23, 2020 8:39 PM

I always thought Billy Gardell was sexy during his Mike and Molly days.

by Anonymous

reply 223

February 23, 2020 8:46 PM

I’m watching Escape at Dannemora and noticed that Benicio Del Toro is getting rather porky, but I’d still do him.

I like the belly on him.

by Anonymous

reply 224

February 23, 2020 9:06 PM

Anthony LaPaglia, when he was chunky.

by Anonymous

reply 226

February 24, 2020 12:49 AM

Richard Gere is age 70. He looks good for that age.

by Anonymous

reply 228

February 25, 2020 2:21 AM

Pretty much any lineman in the NFL. It is my ideal body type. Twinks, and muscle marys have never done anything for me. The big, sweaty guys were the only reason I played football in HS. I wasn't out, and slamming and pushing against them was the best I could do.

by Anonymous

reply 229

February 25, 2020 2:38 AM

Chubby cubby Matt Paxton from Hoarders

by Anonymous

reply 231

March 1, 2020 5:31 PM

I would fuck Nick Frost so hard.

by Anonymous

reply 233

March 1, 2020 7:12 PM

I've like Jon Favreau since I first saw him on his show "Dinner For Five." My favorite role oif his is Danny Bateman in "The Replacements." It took me a few years to realize it was the same guy.

by Anonymous

reply 234

March 1, 2020 7:30 PM

Short, goofy, schlubby Jack Black. I like them plump and

by Anonymous

reply 235

March 3, 2020 6:03 PM

I'd go for Brendan Fraser. If I needed to (though I doubt I would) I would just close my eyes and picture him from Gods and Monsters.

by Anonymous

reply 236

March 3, 2020 7:19 PM

I'd bottom for fat, ass-scratching Russell Crowe in a heartbeat.

by Anonymous

reply 237

March 3, 2020 7:25 PM

David Venable of QVC with the Yum Yum Face that so deserves a facial.

by Anonymous

reply 241

March 3, 2020 11:34 PM

Will Sasso is a good choice.

by Anonymous

reply 242

March 3, 2020 11:35 PM

The husky version of Tyler Florence

by Anonymous

reply 243

March 4, 2020 6:37 PM

Will Sasso looks special needs

by Anonymous

reply 245

March 4, 2020 6:43 PM

Roseanne era John Goodman

by Anonymous

reply 246

March 6, 2020 2:44 PM

I’d fuck Tyler Florence too, r243. I’ve always thought of him as a fat Cory Monteith.

by Anonymous

reply 247

March 6, 2020 5:37 PM

It seems distasteful to say this about a dead guy, but about a year into Glee, Monteith really porked up. I was a fan.

by Anonymous

reply 248

March 6, 2020 9:23 PM

None. I’d fuck older but I don’t fuck fat. Fucking gross

by Anonymous

reply 250

March 31, 2020 4:29 PM

Thanks for your contribution, r250

by Anonymous

reply 251

March 31, 2020 4:37 PM

Alec Baldwin. You know he'd be a good fuck.

by Anonymous

reply 252

March 31, 2020 5:31 PM

And potent R252. I hope you're prepared to get pregnant.

by Anonymous

reply 253

March 31, 2020 5:32 PM

Oh, Baby, you know what I like...

by Anonymous

reply 254

March 31, 2020 5:45 PM

Joey Fatone.

In fact, I feel like Italian tonight...

by Anonymous

reply 255

March 31, 2020 7:30 PM

I think it’s funny Joey Fatones name breaks down to Joey Fat One lol

by Anonymous

reply 256

March 31, 2020 7:55 PM

I always liked Will Sasso on Mad TV

by Anonymous

reply 257

March 31, 2020 7:57 PM

Will Sasso is so ugly now. He's the oldest looking 44 year-old I've ever seen. Literally could pass for 64.

by Anonymous

reply 258

March 31, 2020 8:29 PM

When Joey works out enough to stay toned he looks like a cute bear. He was even on the bunkish side in his younger days.

He may be husky and can chunk out way too much, but he is probably the one of the best-looking NSYNC guys (only JC is arugaubly hotter) when it comes to sex appeal and handsomeness. Groupies have forever maintained that he’s a really fun, outgoing and sweet man in the sack and generously endowed, too. Fat Pride!

by Anonymous

reply 260

March 31, 2020 10:18 PM

I'll take a number for Fatone. Always thought he was hot.

by Anonymous

reply 261

March 31, 2020 11:27 PM

Joey Fatone has aged pretty well. He looks better now than during his boyband days. He's definitely fuckable.

by Anonymous

reply 262

March 31, 2020 11:32 PM

Another vote for Jack Black

by Anonymous

reply 263

April 1, 2020 12:28 AM

Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

by Anonymous

reply 264

April 1, 2020 12:38 AM

I'd bottom for Dot Com from 30 Rock.

by Anonymous

reply 265

April 1, 2020 12:39 AM

British comedian Omid Djalili.

by Anonymous

reply 266

April 1, 2020 2:34 AM

I'm debating Kevin James' new look.

by Anonymous

reply 268

September 6, 2020 12:43 AM

I mean, there's some potential there but I'm still on the fence:

by Anonymous

reply 269

September 6, 2020 12:46 AM

Vincent D’Onofrio. Also James Gandolfini when he was still alive. Fat fuck Gerard Depardieu as a third option.

by Anonymous

reply 271

September 6, 2020 1:16 AM

I can't believe no one mentioned Puddy from Seinfeld yet

by Anonymous

reply 272

September 6, 2020 1:40 AM

[QUOTE]Wow, that only prove that the gays are superficial and shallow.

Wow, R87, you're just now finding this out?

by Anonymous

reply 274

September 6, 2020 1:59 AM

r168: Here he is and he's HOT.

by Anonymous

reply 275

September 6, 2020 2:16 AM

I'm with R249 - Garth Brooks!

by Anonymous

reply 277

September 6, 2020 2:27 AM

James Corden. Jack Black. Seth Rogen, early days. My perfect trifecta.

by Anonymous

reply 278

September 6, 2020 2:33 AM

Ben Napier is a hot, hot man. Husky, but also tall. It would be like getting fucked by a hairy Jolly Green Giant.

I also like that stocky/chubby dude that was on Glee. Nice face.

by Anonymous

reply 280

September 6, 2020 11:58 PM

^Max Adler is SO hot. I remember fancying him more than Blaine.

by Anonymous

reply 281

September 7, 2020 1:06 AM

I would let Max stick it in raw

by Anonymous

reply 282

September 7, 2020 3:12 AM

always thought will sasso was hot

by Anonymous

reply 283

September 7, 2020 3:48 AM

I've always had a crush on Will Sasso.

by Anonymous

reply 284

September 7, 2020 3:53 AM

Mark Addy, back in the day.

by Anonymous

reply 285

September 7, 2020 3:55 AM

Addy again, in his RADA years.

by Anonymous

reply 286

September 7, 2020 3:56 AM

I would SO climb this mountain!

by Anonymous

reply 287

September 7, 2020 3:58 AM

Chef Tom Colicchio. Handsome daddy.

by Anonymous

reply 288

September 7, 2020 5:20 AM

None. Can't do it.

Worse, fat guys are often cue ball bald, another thing I can't do.

by Anonymous

reply 289

September 7, 2020 11:01 AM

Some of these guys are just chunky, but certainly not fat.

by Anonymous

reply 290

September 7, 2020 11:05 AM

Gandolfini and John Goodman could fuck me, but I'm not topping them. I'd suck, though.

by Anonymous

reply 291

September 7, 2020 12:29 PM

Fat guys can be attractive but they all look horrible naked.

by Anonymous

reply 292

September 7, 2020 3:15 PM

according to gossip Will Sasso is hung like a bull - 9 inches and thick - like mouth stretching thick

by Anonymous

reply 294

September 7, 2020 3:26 PM

[quote]Fat guys can be attractive but they all look horrible naked.

I disagree, particularly if they're bulky-fat. not jiggly-fat.

by Anonymous

reply 295

September 7, 2020 3:27 PM

Sean Astin is a good call. I always liked how he just owns it in a swimsuit.

by Anonymous

reply 297

September 7, 2020 10:09 PM

I like the guy that plays Piper's chubby brother on Orange is the New Black. Too cute.

by Anonymous

reply 298

September 7, 2020 11:07 PM

The late Chris Penn. He looks like he could split a pizza with you and not secretly barf it up.

by Anonymous

reply 301

September 10, 2020 11:19 AM

Jack Black, Seth Rogan, Kevin James, also Flickr say the guy at R299 has no photos there anymore.

by Anonymous

reply 302

September 10, 2020 11:42 AM

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