You know your fat when...

“...the crotch in your caftan is tight.”

-Charles Pierce

The only place I've seen Charles Pierce is in the movie Torch Song Trilogy and he was funny in that.

I heard, in the DVD commentary, that HF wrote Pierce into Trilogy because he enjoyed Pierce's work.

Anyway, one of the best fat jokes I've heard is from Rodney Dangerfield:

"This girl was fat, too. I met her at the Macy's parade, she was wearing ROPES!"

That's one of the best fat jokes you've heard?

Oh, honey...