A genie has granted your wish to eat a celebrity ass, but you may only eat ONE.
Which one would you choose?
| by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 9, 2024 11:38 PM |
You forgot the ugly hot dwarf Barry Keoghan OP
I wouid chow down on that menacing Irish midget ass so hard…
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 13, 2023 8:06 AM |
Jakey G, and it's not even close.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 13, 2023 10:21 AM |
Michael B. Jordan’s ass looks quite meaty. I have a feeling he likes getting his ass eaten.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 13, 2023 1:08 PM |
What about Tim-O-Tay's scrawny ass?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 13, 2023 1:13 PM |
Raise your standards, OP.
There isn’t a single man on there I would eat out.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 13, 2023 1:40 PM |
None of the above. Try Jason Momoa.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 13, 2023 4:15 PM |
Google it you lazy whore ^
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 13, 2023 4:26 PM |
Not everybody wants to eat ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 13, 2023 4:31 PM |
I wanna vote for Jake G, but unfortunately he has a pretty solid reputation for bad personal hygiene. I know that would be a plus for Erna, but for the rest of us it’s a damn pity.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 13, 2023 4:33 PM |
I'll take one all-you-can-eat buffet ticket to Tom Daley's chlorinated buns and hole, please.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 13, 2023 4:40 PM |
R13, you're a party pooper....maybe I should have phrased that differently.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 13, 2023 4:58 PM |
I really want to eat Shawn Mendes’ ass, but I’ve been wanting to eat Ryan Phillippe’s ass for like 20 years now so he gets my vote.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 13, 2023 5:10 PM |
No Luke Edwards?!!! My dream ass to eat, and I don't eat ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 13, 2023 7:17 PM |
Back in the day, Jimmy McNichol
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 13, 2023 8:57 PM |
I'm hungry, so it's gotta be a big one.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 13, 2023 8:59 PM |
Eating ass is disgusting. Enjoy your E.coli.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 13, 2023 9:02 PM |
r25, Oh Mary, please! Cheer up.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 13, 2023 9:13 PM |
Phil Dunster (Jamie Tartt from Ted Lasso). That thing is unbelievable.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 13, 2023 9:29 PM |
R25 doesn’t understand about hygiene and no one has touched her bloated carcass since the Reagan administration.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 13, 2023 9:35 PM |
Shawn because it's young and clean and not big. As I will be fucking it as well as eating it. And I don't have huge dong so it works best with flat young asses. I know, TMI
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 13, 2023 9:43 PM |
Is there any way to vote for Gene Kelly circa 1948?
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 13, 2023 10:55 PM |
Liev Schreiber, butt he’s MARRIED😭
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 13, 2023 11:28 PM |
Ben Affleck, except it smells like J Lo's finger and Jack Daniels.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 13, 2023 11:32 PM |
I am so so glad you fickle fagotts got over my pale round pinkish, some have said womanly, bubble butt!
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 13, 2023 11:34 PM |
Human centipede with Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 13, 2023 11:52 PM |
I truly can't identify with men who are repulsed by the thought of eating ass. I've been drawn to men's asses ever since I went through puberty. I'm mostly a bottom, but I love eating ass—almost more than I like receiving it (*almost*).
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 14, 2023 2:39 AM |
The Twitter account at R45 is familiar some how. Isn’t wanting to feast on an ass breakfast, lunch, and dinner one of the lines that Seacow used on Aaron Schock?
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 14, 2023 3:20 AM |
Photographic evidence of Dominic West's delectable ass (I'd eat it for hours, but I'd ultimately need that man to fuck me when it's done)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 14, 2023 3:36 AM |
RyGod is a strong second, threatening to take the lead.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 14, 2023 3:42 AM |
I knew Trude would get the most votes.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 14, 2023 4:02 AM |
Mario Lopez!
He's got that peanut butter ass. Brown, smooth, and easy to spread.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 14, 2023 4:04 AM |
How is Henry Cavill not on this list.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 14, 2023 4:18 AM |
Matt Damon at R41 is channelling Miyoshi Umeki.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 14, 2023 4:23 AM |
So Justin Trudeau is in 1st place, with Ryan Phillippe in 2nd.
Interesting results.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 14, 2023 8:04 AM |
I see you LaWanda Page at r53.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 14, 2023 11:50 AM |
Russell Tovey.
And if he farts, I'd try and ignore it and carry on like Jesus would want me to.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 14, 2023 11:56 AM |
Julian Morris, but I'd flip him over, and after slowly eating all parts connecting to it, I'd suck his cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 14, 2023 12:17 PM |
Thad Luckinbill at 1:15; an eater's delight. I gasped.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 14, 2023 1:42 PM |
[quote]You Get to Eat ONE Celebrity Ass
Goody!
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 14, 2023 1:44 PM |
I’ll take the time machine back to the 50’s & have a go at Tab or Robert Wagner. Or late 30’s & a young John Wayne.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 14, 2023 2:12 PM |
I'll take Lee Pace (not on the list). I like those tall drinks of water.....and ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 14, 2023 2:20 PM |
Columbus Short all day and all night long.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 14, 2023 2:35 PM |
Bieber, since he has the shortest queue to eat his hole
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 14, 2023 2:40 PM |
None of them. They've all been slutted out on the casting couch. Justin Bieber's hole is the size of a quarter dollar.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 14, 2023 2:52 PM |
R71 like your hole wasn’t slutted out. At least they got a job out of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 14, 2023 2:55 PM |
Michael B Jordan and I’d turn him around and deep throat’s his thick cock too.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 14, 2023 3:30 PM |
Are Tyson Gay, Anthony Recker, and Sidney Crosby considered celebrities?
If so: The choice would be almost impossible.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 14, 2023 4:29 PM |
R75. I’m good with it. But you have to choose one ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 14, 2023 4:38 PM |
Is Tanner Novlan a celebrity?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 15, 2023 3:33 AM |
I suppose I would eat Justin Bieber's ass but I'm not sure I want to eat his pussy, too.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 15, 2023 3:38 AM |
Several of OP's choices have flat asses.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 15, 2023 4:52 AM |
R70, as your photos show, Justin Bieber is circumcised, which is a plus.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 15, 2023 7:55 AM |
The Pillsbury Dough Boy…
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 15, 2023 11:33 AM |
Does it have to be a celebrity because I’m kind of hot for the kid at Walgreens.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 17, 2023 4:06 AM |
[quote] Does it have to be a celebrity because I’m kind of hot for the kid at Walgreens.
Make him a star!
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 17, 2023 4:07 AM |
Philippe is the most beautiful
Gosling and Morris are both sexy
Efron & Bieber offer the nostalgia of how hot they were in their prime twink years
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 17, 2023 8:53 AM |
Tom Holland. I doubt very much if Zendaya has tasted his hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 17, 2023 12:51 PM |
[quote]You Get to Eat ONE Celebrity Ass
That reads like a threat. As if I asked to eat a dozen celebrity asses.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 17, 2023 6:51 PM |
OP why didn’t you put any females in your poll. It is disrespectful to the lesbians and bisexual men who frequent here.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 17, 2023 8:27 PM |
STFU, R93.
The OP is interested in male ass, only. And there's nothing wrong with that.
This is a site for gay men, though not exclusively.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 18, 2023 3:04 AM |
Ryan Philippe is still a "celebrity"? In 2023?
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 18, 2023 3:08 AM |
R93 - and he left out Sam Smith too, even though that ass could feed a family of 12 for a week.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 18, 2023 3:23 PM |
Please, do women even eat other women's arses?
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 18, 2023 4:30 PM |
Peak Ryan Phillippe hands down.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 20, 2023 12:54 AM |
He with the smoothest anus may ride upon my tongue.
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 22, 2023 10:57 AM |
I would die a happy man if Christian Bale sat on my face smothered me to death with his hole
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 23, 2023 6:25 PM |
Charlie Hunnam - brown-skinned blond.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 23, 2023 6:47 PM |
Yeah, he has a natural tan.
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 23, 2023 7:25 PM |
I don’t see it as brown though.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 23, 2023 8:24 PM |
Harris Dickinson... it's a little flat for a guy with a body so appealing. But I just know it tastes like vanilla and smells like sandalwood. Or perhaps tastes like sandalwood and smells like vanilla.
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 23, 2023 8:38 PM |
[quote]Charlie Hunnam - brown-skinned blond.
This?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 23, 2023 9:11 PM |
Just look at this pic from another thread - he's definitely brown-skinned.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 23, 2023 11:07 PM |
Trump
Been there, done that, many times, still do
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 24, 2023 12:05 AM |
In this current moment, I'm going to have to go with Jacob Elordi.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 24, 2023 3:01 AM |
R120, eating Trump's ass is Miss Lindsey's favorite thing to do:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 24, 2023 8:22 AM |
[quote] Just look at this pic from another thread
From which thread is that pic, R117?
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 24, 2023 3:18 PM |
None of them on OP's list. I choose Henry Cavill.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 24, 2023 4:36 PM |
From the list I chose Trudeau.
I’m old school though. I’d time travel and eat out Christopher Atkins’s ass circa 1982.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 24, 2023 5:22 PM |
Well, if we're travelling back in time - Ward Bond or George O'Brien in c. 1935.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 24, 2023 6:54 PM |
Pandora's box: I'd eat out Ganymede, circa 350BCE
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 24, 2023 7:05 PM |
How old is r128? I'm middle-aged and I have no idea who you're talking about.
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 24, 2023 7:20 PM |
Gary Lockwood anytime 1960s.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 24, 2023 9:15 PM |
Shawn Michaels aka HBK circa 1996. Yummy bum!
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 24, 2023 11:13 PM |
Jason Priestley in his prime
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 24, 2023 11:17 PM |
Where is Meloni in all this ass talk?! There can’t be an ass thread without Meloni!
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 25, 2023 7:14 PM |
[quote] Where is Meloni in all this ass talk?!
He has a weird-shaped head like Bert from Sesame Street.
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 25, 2023 7:57 PM |
[quote]Where is Meloni in all this ass talk?
Hello!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 25, 2023 7:58 PM |
My vote would be Tom Holland.
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 25, 2023 8:03 PM |
My tongue and Tyler Posey’s ass would be great companions!
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | January 9, 2024 1:49 PM |
Of the ones listed, it'd be "Ryan Phillippe in his prime". Not now, but during his "Cruel Intentions" years.
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | January 9, 2024 1:59 PM |
I'm not deciding until I hear a full report from Anne E. Lingus.
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | January 9, 2024 3:23 PM |
Beiber - if there was an usher to show me in.
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | January 9, 2024 3:52 PM |
Be warned... when you eat (or kiss) ass you end up with a face full of shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 145 | January 9, 2024 4:08 PM |
R145 not an immaculately clean one.
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | January 9, 2024 4:30 PM |
R140, i voted for Ryan Philippe (in the absence of the Damon Butt), i d do it either in his prime or now.
| by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 9, 2024 10:56 PM |
What’s appealing about the Damon Butt over the Phillippe Butt?
| by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 9, 2024 11:38 PM |
