WTF happened to Tom Brady's face?

When straight guys get pozface

by Anonymousreply 2February 22, 2023 10:48 PM

there's just something wrong with these kids not being naturally embarrassed of their parents...

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by Anonymousreply 3February 22, 2023 10:51 PM

He has a very weird diet regime and I think it's starting to take it's toll

by Anonymousreply 4February 22, 2023 10:52 PM

anyway, that's the face you end up with when you can can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

by Anonymousreply 5February 22, 2023 10:52 PM

Gisele sucks the life force from a man.

by Anonymousreply 7February 22, 2023 10:55 PM

buccal fat removal, a big celeb trend rn.

by Anonymousreply 9February 22, 2023 11:02 PM

He is auditioning to be the lead in "The Mask" reboot.

by Anonymousreply 11February 22, 2023 11:10 PM

He had his back teeth removed.

by Anonymousreply 12February 22, 2023 11:13 PM

He looks downright deflated.

by Anonymousreply 14February 22, 2023 11:20 PM

The hybrid breeding was bound to be exposed.

by Anonymousreply 17February 23, 2023 12:02 AM

Aaron Rodgers just finished face fucking him.

by Anonymousreply 19February 23, 2023 12:41 AM

I think Gisele sucked the life out of it while he was eating her out, and he never realized it.

by Anonymousreply 20February 23, 2023 12:41 AM

it's said that those with full cheeks (round face) age better?

by Anonymousreply 21February 23, 2023 12:42 AM

Yep, it's buccal fat removal. Not worse than Madge's.

by Anonymousreply 24February 23, 2023 12:46 AM

Tom is dieting. Giselle told him he was fat.

by Anonymousreply 25February 23, 2023 12:49 AM

Cosmetic surgery should not involve pushing both sides of your face into a bologna slicer, Miss Tom.

by Anonymousreply 26February 23, 2023 12:56 AM

He lost some weight because he knows I like them slim

by Anonymousreply 27February 23, 2023 12:56 AM

Derek Zoolander's looking rough

by Anonymousreply 28February 23, 2023 12:58 AM

I think that’s an older picture, he looks better now. Son looks like him, but he needs to cut the bouffant hair.

by Anonymousreply 29February 23, 2023 1:03 AM

He got that Lea Michele surgery, lord jeebus.

by Anonymousreply 30February 23, 2023 1:07 AM

He's going for the Karen Carpenter look. Agnes told him to do it.

by Anonymousreply 32February 23, 2023 2:00 AM

R13 Right? I have a friend who was diagnosed with diabetes and was prescribed Ozempic for weight loss and wow did it work. But she told me that people are tripping over themselves to get it for just weight loss...

by Anonymousreply 33February 23, 2023 2:07 AM

Maybe the end of his marriage combined with the end of his career have left him depressed and he isn't eating much?

by Anonymousreply 34February 23, 2023 2:21 AM

r34 retirement.

he's like a disney starlet free of the chains of moral clauses.

and thus, following in that tradition, he's becoming duck faced.

by Anonymousreply 35February 23, 2023 2:31 AM

Gisele was into a healthy lifestyle and he probably was on the same diet, he had lost weight before now. Maybe he hasn't changed that eating pattern.

by Anonymousreply 36February 23, 2023 2:32 AM

Gisele left in such a hurry that she forgot to take her contouring tools. Tom's just making use of the detritus she left behind.

by Anonymousreply 37February 23, 2023 2:33 AM

Gisele is anorexic and he joined her in her eating disorder

by Anonymousreply 38February 23, 2023 2:34 AM

r35 then wouldn't he have started looking like steve jobs long ago?

by Anonymousreply 39February 23, 2023 2:34 AM

Tom isn’t the only scary looking one

Ex-wifey is riding the frightening Drag Queen/T Gal trend

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by Anonymousreply 40February 23, 2023 4:29 AM

Yikes at R41. The kids with Gisele are strange looking.

by Anonymousreply 45February 23, 2023 4:38 AM

Jack is a Tom Brady "mini-me", Tom had a hard time "accepting" Ben's disinterest in sports... Hmmm 🤔

by Anonymousreply 46February 23, 2023 4:46 AM

Tom is really weird with his sons.

by Anonymousreply 47February 23, 2023 5:11 AM

R47.. what do you mean? don't fathers REGULARLY kiss their pre=teen and then barely teen sons on the lips including when said father is shirtless laying on a massage table getting a massage? Don't fathers allow their said son to lay on them between their legs where presumably crotch and butt would meet?....

there is love and affection between father and son and then there is this...I seriously wouldn't be surprised if they shower and/or take baths together....

by Anonymousreply 49February 23, 2023 2:17 PM

He's trying to look more attractive for Gronk, who likes them waify.

by Anonymousreply 50February 23, 2023 2:34 PM

Is having a poz face the latest fad now among celebrities?

by Anonymousreply 51February 23, 2023 3:11 PM

Did he not work for some gay hating organization?

by Anonymousreply 52February 23, 2023 4:57 PM

R51 yes, it means you can afford Ozempic

by Anonymousreply 53February 23, 2023 4:59 PM

I think Tom looks a little heavy and puffy faced.

by Anonymousreply 54February 23, 2023 5:01 PM

Nothing has happened. He's always been ugly as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 55February 23, 2023 5:04 PM

That's what happens when you choose a football over your wife and kids. Then later realize you won't be able to fend for yourself once the CTE kicks in.

by Anonymousreply 56February 23, 2023 5:08 PM

Still ugly r41, even with all of the photoshop. And no fucking way does she have curves like that. She’s built straight up and down, like an ironing board.

by Anonymousreply 57February 23, 2023 5:16 PM

[quote]She’s built straight up and down, like an ironing board.

Who cares? That body and face (manly, or not) made her a multi-millionare.

by Anonymousreply 59February 23, 2023 5:22 PM

He's thinner. A face changes when the person loses or gains weight.

by Anonymousreply 60February 23, 2023 5:41 PM

Behaving like that with you own child is just creepy.

by Anonymousreply 61February 23, 2023 5:49 PM

He's so gross now. Aged terribly. Like curdled milk.

by Anonymousreply 63February 23, 2023 5:58 PM

Sorry, Tom (at r62), but your face has been looking weird for a while now.

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by Anonymousreply 64February 23, 2023 6:00 PM

He probably licked Trump's anus and got some kind of virus.

by Anonymousreply 65February 23, 2023 6:05 PM

R59, which begs the question…why?

by Anonymousreply 66February 23, 2023 6:10 PM

I don't know, r66, some people are just born lucky. Take that Cara DelaWhatever for instance, why is she famous? Zero charisma, not that good looking, can't act...

by Anonymousreply 67February 23, 2023 6:21 PM

Speaking of Brady, he just gave millions of dollars to some event featuring ULTIMATE scientologist grifter Grant Cardone! Didn't Brady or his "people" spend 5 minutes doing ANY kind of research on this grifter piece of shit Cardone beforehand???!

by Anonymousreply 68February 23, 2023 11:03 PM

R67 Cara is homely. I’ll give you that.

by Anonymousreply 69February 24, 2023 5:12 PM

Gisele is working the root on that man.

And she's also cursing Tom.

by Anonymousreply 70February 24, 2023 5:20 PM

r49 It's perfectly normal.

by Anonymousreply 71February 24, 2023 6:11 PM

r53 cosmetic work, too... you can see it in some pictures, 'the joker' smile...

by Anonymousreply 72February 24, 2023 6:20 PM

His older son in that pic shows pain in his eyes. I suspect possible incestuous family

by Anonymousreply 73February 24, 2023 6:26 PM

R3, I bet his younger son just loves that

by Anonymousreply 74February 24, 2023 6:28 PM

r73 look up attachment parenting.. it's big with celebs. It's helicopter plus. You've got mothers that nurse til 12 (or older), fathers are encouraged to be extra physical as the most common complaint is of fathers being detached from family life. And they tend to too graphic in some areas of discussion while also at the same time keeping their kids sheltered from the real world and organic, natural, developmental milestones.

If you want the dark perspective, it's emotional manipulation.. rather than allowing their children to pull away away into tweens/teenagers normally tend to do. They make them neurotically codependent. The end result is a kid that's less likely to write a tell-all without intense guilt (or likely a self-medicating drug problem, such as when the parent pulls away their affections.)

It sides to the creepy, I'd guess because of the influence of scientologists in the industry... the practices of attachment parents in its extremes is very compatible with auditing and other scientology practices. Unsurprisingly, most of the celebs into it have scientology ties even if not (openly) scientologists themselves.

by Anonymousreply 75February 24, 2023 6:37 PM

It really does look like a buccal fat removal. The reddit botched plastic surgery has all kinds of before and afters of celebrities and influencers. but part of the rules is no names can be shared and I'm too old to know who these people are. They end up looking 30 years older and like the the 3rd photo in a faces of meth campaign

by Anonymousreply 76February 24, 2023 6:44 PM

Regular attachment parenting advises this technique for infants. The idea is to make them feel secure enough with their parents as their “home base” that they can venture forth confidently. Letting them go is the goal. I know a rather unconventional woman who did all this. Her kid is certainly full of confidence. It seemed like this woman was spoiling yet restricting, overprotective yet super-permissive. It was VERY different from the way I was raised. The proof is in the pudding, I guess.

It can go sideways, spectacularly.

by Anonymousreply 81February 25, 2023 12:12 PM

R64, use a REAL link then I will believe it.

by Anonymousreply 82February 27, 2023 2:54 PM

He’s not a helicopter parent, he’s just super affectionate because that’s how he was raised. He still kisses his mom, dad and other people he’s close to on the lips. I find it strange because I was raised the total opposite. It’s just not a new thing with Tom or only reserved for his kids.

The kids seem to adore him, but the older son doesn’t always appear to like the touchy feeliness.

by Anonymousreply 83February 27, 2023 3:48 PM

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