How would DLers react to the frequent shirtless outings of this young man right outside your home?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 12, 2022 10:44 PM |
Joel is better. And blond.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 26, 2021 9:34 PM |
Tee hee hee hee hee
We'd thtroke our wee little cocklets OP!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 26, 2021 9:40 PM |
what a creepy fucking thing to ask
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 26, 2021 9:42 PM |
What’s creepy about it, R3? You never had any eye candy in the neighborhood?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 26, 2021 9:46 PM |
Well, my caftan is already ironed and I don't wear earrings.
I guess I would peek seductively over my cradled mug.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 26, 2021 9:49 PM |
Yes, Joel over this android
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 26, 2021 9:52 PM |
Ask him to look after my cats when I am away on weekends.
He looks trustful and responsible.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 26, 2021 9:53 PM |
I'd tell him to get a book, and challenge him to see if he can stay away from any mirrors for more than 5 minutes.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 26, 2021 9:55 PM |
I think I’d get arrested for creepy old gay stalking of this fine specimen.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 26, 2021 9:55 PM |
[QUOTE] I'd tell him to get a book, and challenge him to see if he can stay away from any mirrors for more than 5 minutes.
I think he’d immediately fail that test.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 26, 2021 9:59 PM |
Nope too much. Cartoonish. Where are all the trolls who infest the Chalamet threads shouting the P word because although this guy is twice Chalamet’s size he looks about 14.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 26, 2021 10:06 PM |
I don't find him attractive at all.
Body looks freakish to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 26, 2021 11:03 PM |
All this steroid use amongst young people. It’s like the bizarro trans. A generation obsessed with hormones now and heart, kidney, and stroke issues later.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 26, 2021 11:11 PM |
Make him get rid of that hideous tattoo.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 26, 2021 11:27 PM |
I'd be happy popping over with a 'Welcome' basket of goodies
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 26, 2021 11:58 PM |
These people that peak at 19 are in for a world of pain and sorrow.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 27, 2021 12:36 AM |
Mitzi would be very excited if he moved in next door.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 27, 2021 12:51 AM |
He’s already well-fed, R20.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 27, 2021 7:15 PM |
I would think to myself "if only he didn't have that repulsive child's face.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 27, 2021 7:41 PM |
Give him Big Macs and cigarettes and tell them in 10 years it's not going to matter.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 27, 2021 8:23 PM |
Attractive but not my type...I prefer normal looking goofy guys.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 29, 2021 10:32 PM |
I would invite him over for a cocktail after stocking up on those antiseptic wipes. He looks like he would soil the white cushions on my pool furniture.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 29, 2021 10:36 PM |
That's not a six pack. That's a cry for help.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 29, 2021 10:37 PM |
Cute face. But I'd like him better with a normal body.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 30, 2021 11:37 PM |
I’d teach him that there’s more ways to pose than just side twist, arm flex, tense midriff, hold…hold… pic!
Then I’d yell at him to get off my lawn and keep the noise down.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 30, 2021 11:49 PM |
I'd smile and wave at most. I don't mingle with neighbors. Privacy is important to me. He doesn't look like he could afford it anyway, to be honest. People with money and class don't do that too their bodies.
-Snobby Snobbington
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 31, 2021 12:02 AM |
Make him cut the grass. The riding mower is broke, so it’s a push mower for the whole acre.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 1, 2021 9:58 PM |
What exactly is it that he does?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 1, 2021 10:01 PM |
Marvel at how he looks without filters.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 1, 2021 10:15 PM |
I would smile politely at my neighbor and try to not stare at his misshapen body. But as soon as he was out of range, I would throw up in the nearest trash can. His steroided body is hideous, I can only imagine how bizarre his teeny tiny testicles and cocklet must look compared to his artificially bloated body.
But as a good neighbor, if asked, I would check his mail and feed his goldfish when he's inevitably hospitalized due to years of steroid abuse. I'm a good neighbor, not a 100% cold-hearted bitch all of the time.
Sign, Old man in 21C
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 1, 2021 10:54 PM |
Cute face. The rest of him looks like an alien.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 1, 2021 11:58 PM |
Put up blinds. Twinks are an eyesore.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 2, 2021 12:32 AM |
He really does look freakish. There's nothing hot about him at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 2, 2021 7:34 PM |
I'd move to another neighborhood.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 3, 2021 5:21 PM |
Use his abs to grate cheese with
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 3, 2021 5:36 PM |
Put mine up for sale as soon there'll be dozens of pervy queens and trolls hanging out on my front yard with cameras. and masturbating in my garden.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 3, 2021 5:40 PM |
I'd discuss Mechanical Engineering and the computational design of steam turbines.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 4, 2021 5:07 AM |
OP sounds creepy AF. Who asks such a psycho question? Get help dude
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 4, 2021 5:29 AM |
LoL at r53 I know right? Like the kind of person that would buy used underwear and workout gear after somebody sweat in it. 🙄
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 4, 2021 6:34 AM |
How many hours a day does she spend plucking her eyebrows to look girly?
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 4, 2021 9:40 AM |
I’d tell him to stop using steroids. He looks like an 80’s action figure.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 4, 2021 9:49 AM |
I wonder how much it costs and how many hours to have naff tattoos like his removed?
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 4, 2021 9:49 AM |
That's not how human bodies are supposed to look like. So out of proportion. Who the hell finds this attractive?
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 4, 2021 9:52 AM |
I'd learn to bake so I could take him some treats like a good neighbor. Fatten him up. That poor boy looks like he's starving.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 4, 2021 7:18 PM |
I’d buy binoculars, stat!
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 5, 2021 11:06 PM |
I’d confiscate his steroid deliveries.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 16, 2021 10:12 PM |
What is he without his steroids?
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 16, 2021 10:30 PM |
He’s not even huge. You don’t need steroids to build his body.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 16, 2021 10:34 PM |
I’d ask him to make my gutters and downspout as glorious as his.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 16, 2021 11:06 PM |
Great body but every fucking photo of him looks exactly the same.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 16, 2021 11:32 PM |
Seth is starting to lose his extreme boyishness.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 12, 2022 10:44 PM |
