They must be some Kin to George Santos

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HE IDENTIFIES AS MISSING! QUESTIONING TACTFULLY IS ANTI WOKE!!!

I actually am Rudy Farias. As soon as my memory comes back and I’m out of the hospital, I’ll be back in DC working on important legislation.