Timberlands are terrible boots! Anyone wearing them, dead or alive, is a terrible person that ruins the careers of her coworkers!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 11, 2023 12:07 AM |
Does hell have a boot camp for MAGAs?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 11, 2023 12:20 AM |
The reason she was buried wearing the boots is that they were a gift from her husband, who wanted her to have proper footwear for her daily canyon hikes. He wrote sentimental messages in them, and she said she always felt close to him when she wore them.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 11, 2023 12:32 AM |
He's going to milk this endlessly, isn't he?
Amanda Kloots: Elder Edition
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 11, 2023 12:41 AM |
Her epitaph is ironic:”Come and dance on my grave!”
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 11, 2023 2:12 AM |
I do not care about an old trumpster hag who got rich and famous because she had big tits
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 11, 2023 2:17 AM |
Was she the Alpha or the Beta?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 11, 2023 2:40 AM |
Suzanne would have HATED that.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 11, 2023 2:57 AM |
The Suzanne Somers Three Way Poncho would have been more appropriate for burial attire, Alan!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 11, 2023 6:00 AM |
Suzanne was probably buried with a spray of lilies protruding from her worn out cooze.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 11, 2023 8:13 AM |
Ol' gal hikin' it up to heaven!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 11, 2023 8:15 AM |
These boots were made for laying!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 11, 2023 9:18 AM |
Alan looks like the closeted married guy who answers your hookup ad.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 11, 2023 11:35 AM |
Oh my! Such a faux pas. Oh well. Hag.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 11, 2023 3:14 PM |
Who cares, as long as she's buried and can't get out!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 11, 2023 5:17 PM |
We're Always messing with the body after death like a cult.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 11, 2023 8:32 PM |
No ThighMaster between her legs?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 11, 2023 8:41 PM |
Buck never would've been buried wearing Timberland boots.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 11, 2023 8:47 PM |
….OR with lilies protruding from him!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 11, 2023 9:32 PM |
WHOMP, WHOMP, WHOMP! (Mr. Roper banging on the ceiling with a broom handle when Clydesdale Chrissy stomps around the apartment in her Timberlands)
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 11, 2023 9:39 PM |
