Suzanne is at it again! Bragging about her voracious eldersex shenanigans with octogenarian Alan Hamel.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 22, 2021 8:33 PM |
Did she have surgery to replace her décolletage with her butt crack?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 20, 2021 4:11 PM |
Based on the picture it looks like Suzanne is just Alan Hamel in drag. Or vice versa.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 20, 2021 4:17 PM |
Does Alan taste like chicken? Old cock, I mean?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 20, 2021 4:18 PM |
I hope they put a chair lift on their stairs so they dont fall down them again during sexercise.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 20, 2021 4:20 PM |
A lot of cialis bought by the case.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 20, 2021 4:33 PM |
Just the thought of those big, ole sloppy boobs slapping around . . .
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 20, 2021 4:59 PM |
Her leathery face with the evil eyes have always reminded me of giant Komodo dragons. She looks like one of those monstrous lizards ready to pounce on their prey.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 20, 2021 5:17 PM |
How many times a year does their rep Coury Hay have to put this in the Post? Like clockwork every month or so there’s an item on them in page six; I guess that’s how he earns his retainer.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 20, 2021 7:20 PM |
Poor Suzanne. She keeps trying but she will never happen
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 20, 2021 7:28 PM |
The only thing sadder than Suzanne's saggy tits is R. Couri Hay.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 20, 2021 7:38 PM |
does suzanne STILL not realize she's been used as his meal ticket for decades now??... been used professionally, personally and sexually?!....
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 20, 2021 7:40 PM |
R15 oh yes forgot the “R.” No one’s Page Six plants are easier to spot - you can smell them from a mile away. Like all those “who was spotted at Palm Beach restaurants during the pandemic” posts.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 20, 2021 7:53 PM |
Who could forget that R. Courey Hay lost his National Enquirer lawsuit when he suggested Carol Burnett was drunk at a dinner.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 20, 2021 8:33 PM |
The more people “brag” about how much sex they have, the less I believe them.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 20, 2021 8:35 PM |
I wasn't even interested in them having sex when they were in middle age! Why the hell would I care now? Jeez Louise!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 20, 2021 9:17 PM |
I'm sure that sex drive is a result of some product she sells.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 21, 2021 1:14 AM |
Do you think they ever do anal to change things up a bit? Or do you think she ever uses a strap-on with her husband?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 21, 2021 2:24 AM |
Does Alan have a huge cock?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 21, 2021 2:32 AM |
Looka dem big ole hooters!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 21, 2021 2:47 AM |
Her breasts are continents.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 21, 2021 2:52 AM |
And by "had sex with" she means "took Metamucil together."
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 21, 2021 2:57 AM |
Her dry ass vag and his limp fossil dick? Oh, sure. Sure.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 21, 2021 3:32 AM |
I can see her dirty pillows.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 21, 2021 3:35 AM |
That is NOT a recent photo of the lovebirds. I think it might be a daguerreotype.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 21, 2021 3:38 AM |
Aren’t they sick of each other yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 21, 2021 3:44 AM |
She's a pathologically lying psychopath, with blood on her hands from her relentless promotion of medical quackery.
That's also not how marriage to an old man works. Trust me on this.
I hate her so much.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 21, 2021 4:14 AM |
Talk about an attention-seeking 'ol lady. Somers is worse than Markle.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 21, 2021 4:23 AM |
That guy that recently "invaded" their Palm Springs compound while she was shilling face cream was actually the third in their little sex party. He got lost looking for the sling.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 21, 2021 4:26 AM |
Just the image I needed at 06:27. A coupla desiccated geezers fucking.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 21, 2021 4:28 AM |
[quote]Her dry ass vag and his limp fossil dick? Oh, sure. Sure.
I’m guessing there’s a lot of lube and Viagra used.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 21, 2021 4:29 AM |
[quote]That guy that recently "invaded" their Palm Springs compound while she was shilling face cream was actually the third in their little sex party.
Suzanne loves a three-way. "The three-way poncho, that is!"
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 21, 2021 4:48 AM |
The kids are out of the house now? Those kids have been out of the house for decades.
TMI, ya old hag.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 21, 2021 5:02 AM |
Suzanne - get some dignity. Cover up those flabby arms and flaccid boobs. We don't want to see them. We also do not care that you are having sex with your ancient husband. Tacky, tacky, tacky.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 21, 2021 5:41 AM |
The last time that old bitch had a wet ass pussy was when she got fingered in the Bellagio fountain by Loni Anderson while Allen watched .
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 21, 2021 5:49 AM |
She's sex positive. I like her. Maybe I'll take a weekly T shot like her husband. I'll have to find a partner first. I've a history as a sexhound so I miss that lifestyle somewhat.
I wonder what hormones she takes. Methinks she's ahead of the curve. This hormone juggling will be standard soon.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 21, 2021 6:16 AM |
r41, do you really believe they have sex 3 times a day before noon?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 21, 2021 10:25 PM |
I don't get all the hate for Suzanne on here. Must be coming from a bunch of bitter old queens that can only wish they had someone in their life and looked half as good as Suzanne.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 21, 2021 10:47 PM |
She looks chillingly like Janis from the Muppets these days
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 22, 2021 12:40 AM |
Suzanne Somers just has to lie there. However, her husband, Alan Hamel, is 84 years old, and there's no way he's doing it as often as she says if at all--especially NOT three times a day.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 22, 2021 12:45 AM |
[quote]I don't get all the hate for Suzanne on here.
"Hate" is such a strong word. Suzanne "Thighmaster" Somers is a ridiculous person and always has been, which is why she's catnip for DL. I mean, come on. "I didn't mean to kill Daadddy!"
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 22, 2021 1:33 AM |
That thighmaster must do wonders! 🤮
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 22, 2021 3:27 PM |
[quote]I don't get all the hate for Suzanne on here.
It's called mockery, and you must not have seen "The Blond In The Thunderbird."
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 22, 2021 3:58 PM |
Oh it's the new DL dontcha know? No fun allowed! If Suzanne were black this thread would be racist!
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 22, 2021 8:30 PM |
She's off her rocker. No one believes you Suze, and no one cares.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 22, 2021 8:33 PM |
