He sets my loins afire every time I see him in those snug slacks that hug him in all the right places.
He's so straight laced looking, but I'll bet he could do a number on you, you know, under the duvet.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 22, 2024 2:03 AM |
You’re not alone. I want to eat his ass and play with his nips. He’s a special kind of sexy for a downmarket commercial. There’s something kinky about him.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 9, 2023 4:15 PM |
[quote]He's so straight laced looking
STRAIT-laced.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 9, 2023 4:16 PM |
R1, you were raised right.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 9, 2023 4:18 PM |
The heart wants what it wants. I've had the hots for this guy forever.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 9, 2023 4:32 PM |
I don't know who that is R4, but you have good taste. You were clearly raised right as well.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 9, 2023 4:36 PM |
I still have shame from secretly lusting after the beefy dad in the Roundup commercials.
Him, and the slightly beefy Otezla guy in the pool.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 9, 2023 4:41 PM |
Advertising spokes model is conventionally attractive! SHOCKING!! TO THE DATALOUNGE, POSTHASTE. We MUST alert the others!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 9, 2023 4:52 PM |
R7, you were not raised right.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 9, 2023 5:07 PM |
I want to watch him shower.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 9, 2023 8:26 PM |
Stocky hunk.
I like stocky men.
A type that’s never been in fashion, yet they proliferate in the population. A male type of body.
Nice!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 9, 2023 8:40 PM |
His confidence is incredibly sexy.
And R12 I like handsome, stocky men too. Like this guy.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 9, 2023 8:42 PM |
I don't think so OP, I've been wondering if Mr. Consumer Cellular is going to be the next State Farm guy. That good looking young guy who did one commercial as a call center rep and then he got another commercial, wearing less clothing, showing off some fine guns in a short-sleeved shirt. Then it was off to the races, he was featured over and over, hanging with other sports stars, looking f-i-n-e. Pic below - yes, he's the guy on the right...
I think Mr. CC will be seen again, and his "Dad bod" will be more revealed and viewers will dig him even more.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 9, 2023 9:01 PM |
OP, is this the same actor in the pistachio commercial?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 9, 2023 9:06 PM |
r15 good catch. What muscles.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 9, 2023 9:09 PM |
Wow he’s built under those clothes!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 9, 2023 9:17 PM |
Unfortunately the guy in the Pistachio commercial is not the same guy in the CC commercial. The nut guy is Ted Jonas. The guy on the left is John Fulton.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 9, 2023 10:36 PM |
But hello, pistachio beef ball!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 9, 2023 10:38 PM |
I kinda liked the original State Farm guy.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 9, 2023 10:38 PM |
I don't think the CC guy has a dad bod at all. Just look at that flat stomach and that small pert buttissimo. If he's hairy chested, well the very thought gives me the vapors.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 9, 2023 10:38 PM |
Someone fetch R22 her smelling salts!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 9, 2023 10:39 PM |
You should be ashamed of your writing skills, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 9, 2023 10:41 PM |
I'm sticking close to my divan just in case R23.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 9, 2023 10:42 PM |
Another one who gets my old juices flowing is Matt Hobby, the guy who plays Pastor Jeff on 'Young Sheldon'. He's got that long thin face and those big ol' teeth. You know what that means. I'm betting he's a big hangin' man.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 9, 2023 10:47 PM |
R24, I'm 70 years old and retired since I was 54. I don't give a fat rat's ass if what I write or say is proper or not.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 9, 2023 10:49 PM |
R26 I think you're right.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 9, 2023 10:50 PM |
That's 'cause your mama raised you right R28.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 9, 2023 10:53 PM |
R27 You obviously do since it angered you so much.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 9, 2023 10:53 PM |
No Toots, you just want to think it angers me. You don't anger me, because I pity you.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 9, 2023 10:54 PM |
R31 Gotttt it! ( wink wink )
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 9, 2023 10:56 PM |
R19 - it looks like Ted Joans to me.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 9, 2023 11:45 PM |
[quote] "Mormon and innocent."
An oxymoron. One way or the other. An oxymoron.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 9, 2023 11:48 PM |
Ted Jonas, not Ted Joans.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 9, 2023 11:49 PM |
He wants to show us his nuts at R15.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 10, 2023 2:35 AM |
Is he the missing Jonas Brother?
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 10, 2023 2:37 AM |
The guy in the Consumer Cellular commercial is Danee Fisher he is a training manager for Consumer Cellular and lives in Arizona.
He's also on facebook
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 23, 2023 5:05 PM |
I would love to see him naked. You have good taste OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 23, 2023 5:29 PM |
I recently shared on here that, as a developing gay adolescent, I desperately wanted to fuck Uncle Frank after seeing his shower scene in "Home Alone 2". And you know what? I still would.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 23, 2023 5:44 PM |
I'd gladly pound his ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 23, 2023 6:06 PM |
Yeah, the CC guy is hot - nice, beefy build and his eyes have that 'In charge' look. There is another commercial (Christmas themed) where he's all dressed up in a Santa suit w/makeup. I don't recall the product but I think it's him. Sure would like to sit on that Santa's lap and tell him all I want for Christmas is YOU!
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 23, 2023 6:07 PM |
He’s a nice guy jock who didn’t devolve into dad bod.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 23, 2023 6:17 PM |
His name is Ted jonas if that helps
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 11, 2024 7:29 PM |
I like the Capital One guy more. Tall thin masculine, confident but not cocky with tight pants.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 11, 2024 7:53 PM |
[quote] I'll bet he could do a number on you
Number one or…
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 11, 2024 10:35 PM |
I hate that long-ass commercial
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 11, 2024 10:55 PM |
his body looks pretty swell. His face/presentation is very milquetoast white boring
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 11, 2024 11:45 PM |
It's Milk Toast not Milquestoast.
Milk Toast = Bland, boring, plain, uninteresting, white.
Milquestoast = 1920's comic strip. A personality trait of a timid man, not a physical appearance description.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 20, 2024 12:28 PM |
R40 Danne Fisher appears to be a woman. Unless there are two Danne Fishers who live in Arizona and work for Consumer Cellular.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 20, 2024 2:40 PM |
R47 the CapitalOne guy is a hardcore Jebus freak.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 20, 2024 3:12 PM |
Nothing hotter than a man in a bright orange cotton sweater!
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 20, 2024 4:19 PM |
I'm sure the casting was focus-grouped to death. The male viewers looking for signs of fagginess; the women being tested for moistness.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 20, 2024 5:34 PM |
OP, I’d gladly pound his ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 20, 2024 5:45 PM |
[quote]the CapitalOne guy is a hardcore Jebus freak.
DAMN! Well there goes tonight hand job. Are you sure? Because that's my fantasy guy and I got blue balls right now.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 22, 2024 1:54 AM |
Hey, wait, there is another guy named Jeremy Brandt, he's a business man and religious freak in Texas. I think Capital One guy is still in the clear. I cant find anything linked to Capital One guy that says fundy. He is straight, married with kids however. He was a pilot at one point until he went into "modeling".
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 22, 2024 2:03 AM |
