Seventy-FINE! Famous women stun at 79 years old

Who's your fave 8-decade diva, DL?

Poor Faye and the hyperpigmentation. She needs to stay out of the sun and get laser treatments. I love LA, but that sun is brutal.

No contest. Honor Blackman.

Martha looks great. She got fat in prison but has slimmed down a bit.

Faye ... don’t even go there or I’ll trot out the baby orangutan image for the millionth time.

Honor Blackman died a few months ago though. She was pretty.

I'm not a huge Martha fan, but I will give her credit: she's much softer and more attractive in person. She hasn't starved herself (she was surprisingly full-figured when I last saw her, not quite fat, but soft-looking). Beautifully dressed and poised.

She was also 94 when she died. The pic above is when she was 80.

Carmen Dell'Orefice and Sheguang Hu walk the runway for the Sheguang Hu fashion show during February 2020 - New York Fashion Week

Carmen has 'em all beat: she's 89 this year and still working. She has to: Bernie Madoff stole all her money.

Faye had awful plastic surgery but Martha looks good

Martha is smart. Losing too much weight makes you look gaunt, especially when you’re older. She has a sweet, full Slavic face and being a normal weight preserves it. She also dresses well and you would never see her in skin tight yoga pants. Wearing those blousy men’s shirts with tailored pants makes her look smaller.

They really set poor Faye up, didn't they?

Martha only got fat in prison because a thick layer of fat in the midsection will help you survive one of those pesky inmate on inmate shankings that seem to be so popular with the incarcerated masses.

Anne Jeffreys went a touch heavy on the makeup but her face held up really well.

Vivienne Westwood looks like an asshole.

Her look is rather Halloween.

Why can't you be obsessed about positive things, you little homosexual boys?!

Another vote for Mothra Stewart.

Also, I think Charlotte Rampling looks good for aging naturally. She could use a little lift on her upper eyelids, but they were always hooded anyway. The rest looks good. Born in 1946.

Another vote for Mothra Stewart.

Also, I think Charlotte Rampling looks good for aging naturally. She could use a little lift on her upper eyelids, but they were always hooded anyway. The rest looks good. Born in 1946.

Yeah, Moira Stuart is a good choice.

Have you seen Martha's new show? It's so distracting. Her face looks good but her neck and cleavage looks like a 16 year old.

They're clearly doing a lot of post-production to remove the sagging, but it's wayyyy too much and unnatural. You can't even achieve that effect with plastic surgery, so it has to be frame-by-frame digital touchups.

Martha's new face is smooth for her age and evenly colored; she's obviously had a face lift. Her eyes have gotten squinty, and she tends to wear sunglasses a lot on her new show. She's still a condescending b*tch though.