Damn he is really doing this wig thing. He is all in.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 18, 2019 7:37 PM |
Not a toupee, it's a full wig and a bad one at that
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 18, 2019 7:40 PM |
I’m kind of partial to ‘cow paddy’
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 18, 2019 7:47 PM |
It's actually "patty", r8.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 18, 2019 7:49 PM |
“Rep. Mike Rogers toupee”
I’d name it Mr. Rogers’ Hoodie
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 18, 2019 7:53 PM |
Did he buy that thing at Woolworths? I don't know what I'd call that rug, but that face is pure Gin and regret.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 18, 2019 7:53 PM |
He and Joy Reid should get together and discuss wigs. Seriously
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 18, 2019 7:58 PM |
I don't get why he's wearing that hideous rug! You think someone would say something to him.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 18, 2019 7:58 PM |
Helmet for Him
He needs lip plumping to offset the wig. Maybe harvest the fat from around his eyes and jawline. An earlobe reduction is in order, too.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 18, 2019 8:06 PM |
😂 That thing is fucking ridiculous. He actually thinks he’s pulling it off? Doesn’t he notice whenever he talks to someone and their eyes are always aimed up above his brows?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 18, 2019 8:08 PM |
There's enough coverage that Mrs. Rogers can use it as a tea cozy, too.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 18, 2019 8:18 PM |
I thought we were beyond the days of wigs this bad. He’s made no attempt at all to make it look natural.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 18, 2019 8:24 PM |
Unlike the wigs from r7, this one apparently comes in one size, which is approximately three sizes too small at the forehead.
Does he have a wife? Is not helping him pick out a reasonable wig part of her seething but otherwise unexpressed hatred?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 18, 2019 8:29 PM |
R17 has it. That wig looks like a helmet!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 18, 2019 8:30 PM |
It does resemble one of those old school NFL leather helmets.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 18, 2019 8:33 PM |
Like the molded plastic hair on a 1970s Ken doll.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 18, 2019 8:34 PM |
it looks as if it's hovering about 1/8" above the skin.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 18, 2019 8:37 PM |
"Sassy Shag"
From the Raquel Welch wig line.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 18, 2019 8:42 PM |
Does he think he is fooling anyone?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 18, 2019 8:48 PM |
Sad.
Shoulda tried spray on hair.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 18, 2019 9:04 PM |
It's the Sam Donaldson model!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 18, 2019 9:15 PM |
In my wicked family we call them "Ernest Angleys," or, more simply, "The Televangelist."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 18, 2019 9:49 PM |
Wow, he is as old as Nosferatu, but still has jet black hair. Truly a miracle!
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 18, 2019 9:51 PM |
Actually, he's several decades older than Nosferatu.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 18, 2019 10:19 PM |
And you bitches thought I was bad...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 18, 2019 10:34 PM |
He must have good genes. This is so convincing.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 18, 2019 10:35 PM |
He seems to have two different wigs. One with that summery sandy color.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 18, 2019 10:48 PM |
The "squeal like a pig" Appalachian special.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 18, 2019 10:49 PM |
And then a more somber, brunetter for more formal occasions.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 18, 2019 10:50 PM |
Actually it's the "Pixie Gamine", r29
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 19, 2019 3:21 AM |
And a poorly made one.
Even by rat hat standards.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 19, 2019 4:07 AM |
That’s the worst two pair of ever seen in my life.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 19, 2019 4:24 AM |
I bet you he spends hours every night combing that toupee, making sure every synthetic hair is in its place.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 19, 2019 4:27 AM |
Mrs. Roger's Merkin? I have no idea why, but with people like that, one never knows.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 19, 2019 4:58 AM |
I wear this into the bar when I'm travelling and I have to fight the pussy off.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 19, 2019 5:15 AM |
r38/r40, I wonder if they have names and personalities, like Moira Rose's wigs do.
"Maureen," and "Debra"
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 19, 2019 5:30 AM |
R38, I’m sure it’s his attempt to convince us his natural hair gets a shade lighter in the sunnier months.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 19, 2019 6:08 AM |
"Sunnier" when it should be grayer. I just hope he doesn't have a reputation for coming on to the women on his staff. Imagine the horror of having to deal with a not-so-generous Liberace when the wig comes off.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 19, 2019 6:23 AM |
