OMG!! My new Brady Bunch conspiracy theory.

Watching Brady Bunch on MeTV this morning and they’re playing the last two episodes. My partner and I chuckle every time we see the final episode because Greg has a pretty nasty looking cold sore on his bottom lip that they try to cover up with a band-aid. Greg has the herpes.

Today we noticed something in the second to last episode. Another cast member has a large cold sore in the exact spot.

It’s……Cousin Oliver!!

Greg was diddling Cousin Oliver!!???

by Anonymousreply 20January 1, 2024 1:17 AM

Cousin Oliver was an imposter on TTTT a few years back. I immediately recognized him; the celebrity panelists did not.

by Anonymousreply 1December 31, 2023 4:18 PM

No one likes a tattletale, Thindy

by Anonymousreply 2December 31, 2023 4:24 PM

What was the initial appeal of Robbie Rist? He was all over in the 1970s. Some casting agent must have seen something in him.

by Anonymousreply 3December 31, 2023 4:29 PM

Apparently he put out, R3.

by Anonymousreply 4December 31, 2023 4:33 PM

I put out in the 70s. I didn't get cast in a sitcom.

by Anonymousreply 5December 31, 2023 4:37 PM

I remember watching the final episodes as an adult and being surprised when Cousin Oliver tells Cindy that Carol is uptight “about sex.” It’s in the scene with the rabbits when Carol won’t talk about reproduction. It seems like such an out of place line but by then “All in the Family” was already on its fourth season and Maude had her abortion a couple years prior…

And Archie Bunker himself gets name checked in the “Kelly’s Kids” backdoor pilot episode, also in the final season.

by Anonymousreply 6December 31, 2023 4:49 PM

I got the episode wrong when Greg had the bandage on his lip. It was a few episodes prior to Cousin Oliver’s herpes sore. And according to IMDB, Barry Williams had a car accident and split his lip on the steering wheel. I ain’t buying it.

I stand by my inappropriate accusation!

by Anonymousreply 7December 31, 2023 4:49 PM

r1 What the hell is TTTT?

by Anonymousreply 8December 31, 2023 4:52 PM

Uh…R8, To Tell The Truth. Apparently you’re not 80 years old like the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 9December 31, 2023 4:54 PM

Did they check Robert Reed's penis for herpes sores? Barry probably got it from nibbling on Reed's pecker.

I saw an interview with Florence Henderson years back and she was asked point blank if she knew Reed was gay and she said "oh yes, as did Ann B. Davis". But she said as far as she knew none of the kids knew and she certainly never told them.

by Anonymousreply 10December 31, 2023 4:57 PM

Forget the conspiracy theories, OP. The obvious, simple truth is that Mike was doing both Greg and Cousin Oliver.

by Anonymousreply 11December 31, 2023 7:11 PM

R11 I knew that office had a second use.

by Anonymousreply 12December 31, 2023 7:36 PM

Clowns never laughed before, and beanstalks never grew.....

Ponies never ran before, 'till I met you.

by Anonymousreply 13December 31, 2023 7:46 PM

🚬 Just one more thing, you say a cast member has a large cold sore in the exact spot? Wouldn’t it be on the opposite side as in a mirror? Check Sam the Butcher. You’ll find he has a chancre under a straw shred of salami.

by Anonymousreply 14December 31, 2023 8:03 PM

*Stray. I said stray salami.

by Anonymousreply 15December 31, 2023 8:03 PM

No R14. The cold sore is at the center of the bottom lip of each. They do mirror each other. Also, Greg was rife with genitalia warts.

by Anonymousreply 16December 31, 2023 10:13 PM

Hate to break it to you, OP, but there are pics of Barry Williams' definitely split lip and the busted Porsche on the internet.

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by Anonymousreply 17December 31, 2023 10:19 PM

I blame Florence Henderson.

She and Greg were fucking first, and she gave him the herpes.

Then Greg decided he was bisexual, and he gave it to Cousin Oliver while they were 69 sucking cock and making out.

It was a very horny place to work.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 31, 2023 10:42 PM

OMG R17. His herpes was so virulent it caused a car accident!! That’s almost biblical!!

🙀

by Anonymousreply 19January 1, 2024 1:10 AM

Alice was a Nazi refugee brought over via Operation Paperclip after the war

She was blackmailing the Brady family and using the home as a safe house.

Oliver was the victim of some truly heinous mind control experiments

This was Alice's fourth family home placement in 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 20January 1, 2024 1:17 AM

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