Okay. So, someone on another message board claimed to have a snapchat photo that was being passed around of Nolan Gould (from Modern Family). Now, this person was all "I am 99 percent sure it is him according to the person who sent it to me" so I took it upon myself to ask him to share. And he did. Now, I share it on here because I have no real idea if it is legit or not. Some of you are great at this stuff- determining if a pic of a celebrity is legit based on the body or something else. So, if any investigators are out here on the board this morning... take a gander. Could it be Nolan or not a chance?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 13, 2019 9:58 AM |
Gould is a Jewish name, so one would have to assume that he would be circumsized.
There, problem solved.
Not him.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 16, 2017 7:01 AM |
R1 Oh wow, didn't even think of that. Yeah, probably rules him out completely.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 16, 2017 7:03 AM |
As far as I know Nolan isn't Jewish, in spite of his surname.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 16, 2017 7:05 AM |
Did Nolan have a bar mitzvah?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 16, 2017 7:07 AM |
I don't think he has a happy trail though from the shirtless photos out there.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 16, 2017 7:13 AM |
That is one ugly but big dick at the OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 16, 2017 7:19 AM |
Shouldn't that guy (whoever he is) do something about his phimosis?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 16, 2017 7:32 AM |
Well, put it this way...if a news story comes out in the coming days about Nolan's nudes leaking due to some jilted ex or whatever, you guys saw it here first. LOL. If it isn't him, my apologies.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 16, 2017 7:39 AM |
R5 - That article doesn't claim he's not Jewish, just that he has English, French and German ancestry. That doesn't eliminate him being a German Jew. And, in 1998, the majority of AMERICAN born boys were still being mutilated, regardless of religious/ethnicity. I doubt that is him in the picture.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 16, 2017 8:05 AM |
I cannot handle looking at the erect penis of someone BORN in 1998.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 16, 2017 8:18 AM |
The photo does look a little like him.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 16, 2017 8:23 AM |
Perfectly uncut, whoever it is.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 16, 2017 9:55 AM |
His penis is perfectly intact.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 16, 2017 9:57 AM |
Hot young body and cock, whoever it belongs to.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 16, 2017 10:35 AM |
If you like that kind of thing.......
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 16, 2017 4:40 PM |
While it is true that a lot of American Jews have Gould as a last name, it isn't actually a "Jewish" name. Its origin is actually thought to be Anglo-Saxon, which means it might have an even older Norse/Danish origin. Many Jews from Central and Eastern Europe had Yiddish names when they came through Ellis Island and were given new last names by the immigration agents.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 16, 2017 6:32 PM |
The most identifiable thing on his chest is the mole under his left nipple...unfortunately that part of the nude photo is too fuzzy to see if it's there or not.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 16, 2017 6:48 PM |
If it's not him, then who is it?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 16, 2017 6:59 PM |
Can someone just ask him if this is one of his nudes?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 16, 2017 7:03 PM |
[quote]Ewww, a child.
A child with an eight-inch dick and a treasure trail? You're an idiot, r14.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 16, 2017 7:04 PM |
that someone could also ask Mr. Gould to present hole and cum shots.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 16, 2017 7:05 PM |
R21 Is this what you mean? I circled what I see in the obvious pic of Nolan and then circled what I believe is the same mark (hard to see for sure though) in the nude pic. Am i just seeing things?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 16, 2017 7:21 PM |
Hmmm, interesting development...
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 16, 2017 9:36 PM |
It's not a very attractive dick, but it is huge. I'm not sure the hands match his, though. The nude pic hands are thick and veiny. He has big hands, but not veiny.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 16, 2017 10:06 PM |
Why would someone in his position - and as smart as he is - take a nude erection pic at 18?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 16, 2017 10:07 PM |
have you spent much time around 18 year olds? plus he's gay. right?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 16, 2017 10:10 PM |
Why not, r29? As long as his face isn't in it, there's no way it could come back to haunt him.
That said, I don't really see why we should believe this picture is Nolan just because some random guy claims it's him..
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 16, 2017 10:11 PM |
Is it really that "huge" or a camera angle ? It does look thick but huge?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 16, 2017 10:23 PM |
I'm still shocked he's not Jewish. Just look at him.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 16, 2017 11:05 PM |
My mind hasn't been this blown since I found out Jason Biggs wasn't really Jewish either.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 16, 2017 11:06 PM |
The belly button matches.
This is worthy of more investigation.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 16, 2017 11:09 PM |
I wonder who's tasting that these days, now that he's available?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 16, 2017 11:43 PM |
Probably a really good fake. I agree that the little mark below his chest is there and the stomach is similar but it would be easy to place the mark there and many guys are built similar to Nolan with the same skin tone and all. If we get official word that Nolan's nudes leaked, I'll be first to come in here and clap that we all saw it first. But for now, gonna say its not him.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 17, 2017 12:13 AM |
Where will we get official word? Variety? WaPo? Le Monde?
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 17, 2017 12:18 AM |
Le Monde diplomatique, r39.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 17, 2017 12:20 AM |
OMG. And he still can't figure out what to do with that hair...
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 12, 2017 10:55 PM |
What is with this "huge" business?
Are you millennials so full of estrogen and lethargy that an average-sized cock (in terms of the world before the perma-fetus became the norm for our species) is "huge" to you?
(Good for you, Jason!)
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 12, 2017 11:06 PM |
How did he get such instant bloat???
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 12, 2017 11:07 PM |
Joey. Lawrence. Looks. Ridiculous.
The hair. The plastique. The "beard".
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 12, 2017 11:34 PM |
Yeesh, Corbin Bleu is looking rough
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 12, 2017 11:39 PM |
Nolan found the booze and the boys...beer gut.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 13, 2017 12:07 AM |
R28, when we skinny, veiny-handed guys get hot (from exercise or on a hot, humid day), the veins on our arms and hands bulge. When our body temperature drops, our veins recede. Happens to me all the time. Been that way all my life.
So one picture without apparent bulging veins doesn't mean that a person will never have bulging veins.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 13, 2017 6:37 AM |
Also, from looking at the pics at R26, I'd say the belly button matches.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 13, 2017 6:41 AM |
Do we know for sure that he's gay? What evidence is there?
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 13, 2017 6:41 AM |
All you have to do is look at him and listen to him talk R50
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 13, 2017 6:55 AM |
That dick is fucking hideous
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 13, 2017 6:59 AM |
Same odd belly button and slight treasure trail.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 13, 2017 8:40 AM |
The things I'd do to that dick. Hot things, naughty things.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 13, 2017 9:32 AM |
He puts his dick into women's pussys. Straight. Sorry fraus.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 13, 2017 11:25 AM |
I want him in me.
And yes, he seems to have that slight indentation just above the belly button.
Read the whole thing, R11 - the article clearly states that he is NOT Jewish (last paragraph)
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 19, 2018 3:42 PM |
Veiny hands in the picture at r53.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 19, 2018 4:19 PM |
I wonder if he's bottomed yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 19, 2018 4:56 PM |
R9 Not necessarily. More likely he just didn't pull it back since phimosis is rare.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 19, 2018 5:03 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 29, 2018 12:32 PM |
Kind of creepy if you think about who Ty Burrell played in Skeleton Twins.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 29, 2018 1:07 PM |
R56...straight? That's hilarious. The kid's been pinging since his voice started changing. He reminds me of Shawn Mendes.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 29, 2018 1:51 PM |
The true Nolan, not trying to "butch" it up as Luke... even having a femme interviewer can't mask it
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 6, 2019 7:37 PM |
Weird, he's getting some creepy joker face whenever he smiles.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 6, 2019 7:52 PM |
He’s a horrible actor, but if it’s him he is quite sexy. Live his thick uncut cock. The only thing that would make him hotter is an outie belly button.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 6, 2019 7:56 PM |
Looks like a European dorm room. Not him, even years later but it’s fun to pretend
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 6, 2019 7:59 PM |
He and Ty Burrell make the hottest father/son duo on TV.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 6, 2019 8:40 PM |
Nolan Gould
He stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that he has an IQ of 150. During summer 2012, at age 13, he graduated from high school by taking a General Educational Development (GED) test and said he hopes to take online college courses.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 6, 2019 9:42 PM |
150 IQ? How could he not be Jewish?
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 6, 2019 10:29 PM |
He's 20 and only 5 feet tall and has a dick bigger than his body?
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 7, 2019 12:39 AM |
I have an IQ of 162 - but I'm not nearly as hot :-(
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 13, 2019 9:35 AM |
I knew some Goulds in Catholic school, people who'd be old enough to be his grandparents now.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 13, 2019 9:57 AM |
