Nico Tortorella shows off their VPL on Instagram

I guess they want to share with us today. Maybe they are bored.

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by Anonymousreply 51October 6, 2019 2:54 PM

I did it better last week

by Anonymousreply 1October 2, 2019 4:20 PM

Such a horrible tiring individual, regardless of pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 3October 2, 2019 4:23 PM

Nico runs around humming and singing that "Biko" song by Peter Gabriel except he changes the lyric to "Nico."

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by Anonymousreply 4October 2, 2019 4:37 PM

Looks like some taggers hit his body.

by Anonymousreply 5October 2, 2019 4:42 PM

I just CAN'T with the crazy ...

by Anonymousreply 6October 2, 2019 6:44 PM

[quote]"their VPL"

It should be "his VPL" unless there is more than one person.

"Their" is plural regardless of how or why these pronoun destroyers think they can change the language.

by Anonymousreply 7October 2, 2019 6:55 PM

"They" (actually I prefer "it") have already deleted the image from Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 8October 2, 2019 6:59 PM

Yeah that image isn’t going anywhere. He’s dumb.

by Anonymousreply 10October 2, 2019 7:05 PM

Another one of those strange lumpy penii.

Too many tats are vile on hairless guys, but on hairy guys the vileness of them is magnified greatly. He looks dirty.

by Anonymousreply 11October 2, 2019 7:05 PM

There was a time when he was attracted. Now he looks like he smells. Ewww.

by Anonymousreply 13October 2, 2019 7:41 PM

poor guy. I remember crushing on him hard in that scream movie.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 2, 2019 7:43 PM

Wouldn’t fuck “them”. Not even with yours!

by Anonymousreply 16October 2, 2019 7:45 PM

In general, I don't like tattoos--but the tattoos of people's faces really creep me out.

by Anonymousreply 17October 2, 2019 7:47 PM

What's the nonbinary term for what he has on his pants?

by Anonymousreply 18October 2, 2019 7:47 PM

He looks like such white trash with those nasty tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 19October 2, 2019 7:49 PM

"Maybe they are bored."

No, the rent money is late.

by Anonymousreply 20October 2, 2019 7:50 PM

I can look, but I can never touch. Booooo!

by Anonymousreply 21October 2, 2019 7:51 PM

R20 he owns a house outside of NYC with his wife.

by Anonymousreply 22October 2, 2019 8:26 PM

VPL pics are so last month.

by Anonymousreply 24October 3, 2019 3:57 AM

Those tattoos are hideous.

by Anonymousreply 25October 3, 2019 4:06 AM

They did not delete their pic. Instagram did. Anyway, they are so sexy whether you people like them or not

by Anonymousreply 26October 3, 2019 4:10 AM

He looks like treasure island media

by Anonymousreply 27October 3, 2019 4:28 AM

These fucking pronouns are exhausting.

HIS VPL is nice though.

by Anonymousreply 28October 3, 2019 4:49 AM

R29 Uncut. He says so in an interview. It's on YouTube. He's with a man who is doing his hair... Kyle something.

by Anonymousreply 30October 3, 2019 8:54 AM

R30. Yes, Gus Kenworthy does say he’s intact. Nico is mutilated with hideous tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 31October 3, 2019 9:12 AM

I guess the guy on the DL talking about how massive he was when he saw him in the shower was making it up.

by Anonymousreply 32October 3, 2019 2:47 PM

How Nico spends his Sundays.

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by Anonymousreply 33October 4, 2019 12:25 PM

His trim haircut looks better the the gender fluid hipster rat's nest he has been working. Also he's looking meaty.

by Anonymousreply 34October 5, 2019 11:42 AM

They probably think their big moment will be this awesome Walking Dead spin-off.

They will be so wrong.

by Anonymousreply 35October 5, 2019 11:57 AM

He's going to be even less interesting when he's fat.

by Anonymousreply 36October 5, 2019 12:09 PM

He looks like the standard cis straight white hipster MAN.

by Anonymousreply 37October 5, 2019 12:16 PM

They wear cheap-looking, three per pack underwear, don’t they? I’d imagine they’d wear the type you buy hanging on a rack in a higher-end sex shop.

by Anonymousreply 38October 5, 2019 12:17 PM

More fat, more skin, more tattoos R36.

by Anonymousreply 39October 5, 2019 12:20 PM

I'm a gay man and would have sex with them, even if they is annoying. I think their they-partner is more insufferable, manipulative and talentless, and of course has a front they-hole. Nico should slime their fluidity towards exchanges with humans who look like this. Maybe a smart human who can slap some sense into them. Strap on sex are not working for them.

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by Anonymousreply 40October 5, 2019 12:46 PM

Does the wife do anything for work?

by Anonymousreply 41October 5, 2019 2:23 PM

How very dare you! "wife"?

by Anonymousreply 42October 5, 2019 2:51 PM

Is he in some sort of home on wheels?

by Anonymousreply 43October 5, 2019 3:03 PM

So is "THEY" cut or uncut? I know Gus K is UC

by Anonymousreply 44October 5, 2019 4:34 PM

At least there will be one character on that Walking Dead spinoff who looks rough like a survivor of a zombie apocalypse should. All the promo photos I've seen so far look like they came from one of those CW teen soaps—apparently makeup, stylish clothes, and kitchens with granite countertops and big windows for lots of natural light are higher priority than practical clothing and being able to defend yourself from reanimated cadavers.

by Anonymousreply 46October 5, 2019 5:01 PM

[quote]The series will focus on the first generation to grow up during the zombie apocalypse.

It's like they're not even trying anymore.

by Anonymousreply 47October 5, 2019 5:35 PM

Statement pieces 🎩👢

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by Anonymousreply 48October 6, 2019 12:35 PM

He's such a pathetic attention fame whore, He is also covered in gross tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 49October 6, 2019 12:55 PM

Someone on DL saw him in person and said he's really tiny and has crazy eyes. One of those people you take one look at and the "DANGER!" sign flashes in your mind.

by Anonymousreply 50October 6, 2019 2:53 PM

r46 that's what they're aiming for. They want a CW-style Walking Dead to get that young Gen Z demographic.

by Anonymousreply 51October 6, 2019 2:54 PM

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