Man found 8 miles out at sea on floating unicorn

Fishing rod in hand, with a shark on the other end.

True story.

He didn't seem to care about being rescued.

How did I know he was a Florida Man?

I wonder what he would've done if that boat had never found him?

No food. No water. Rough seas from a hurricane.

He would have been toast.

What happened to the shark?

I feel bad for it. It seemed more aware and intelligent than the guy on the floating unicorn.

It's when the shark is on the SAME end of the line you have to worry.