Madonna Family Portrait

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by Anonymousreply 183November 29, 2022 3:45 AM

As I was saying, I still think Rocco is the best looking.

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2022 11:56 AM

How did she get black kids?????

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2022 11:57 AM

[quote] How did she get black kids?????

From the “Rich Bleeding Hearts” Catalog.

by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2022 12:00 PM

The girl in front, on the right looks like the Walgreens checkout lady when I ask for an extra bag.

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2022 12:03 PM

That's a great photo but I'd love to hear what the kids really think of Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2022 12:03 PM

Wow, Rocco is aging nicely. Good thing Guy's DNA was stronger than Madonnas 😏

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2022 12:05 PM

I fear for those twins. I hope they are able to make it to 18 and get away from her. They never look happy.

Would Guy Ritchie be willing to take them in? Perhaps Rocco could tutor them in the art of escape.

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2022 12:06 PM

You can tell David's her favorite child. I actually think she's a good mom and apparently is pretty strict. Her weirdness lately is just attention seeking, nothing actually wrong with her.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2022 12:09 PM

Caption for my pic at R9 - So fresh, so young, so toned!

by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2022 12:10 PM

David looks like he learned the art of attention-seeking from his mother. Rocco actually looks good there.

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by Anonymousreply 13November 26, 2022 12:20 PM

David's "friend" is hot. David look like the second coming of Gene Anthony Ray.

by Anonymousreply 14November 26, 2022 12:21 PM

The pearls, the tartan trousers yet the uber masculine diver watch. It's not going well together..

by Anonymousreply 15November 26, 2022 12:25 PM

That one white son has huge hands

by Anonymousreply 16November 26, 2022 12:28 PM

If you’ve ever lived in Africa you’ll know those faces. The look of laziness is what I call it. It’s obviously genetic.

by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2022 12:32 PM

R17 You sound uh.. what's the word.. Oh, racist.

I mean, are you saying that Lourdes and Rocco aren't 'lazy'? What do they really DO?

by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2022 12:35 PM

She got a deal on her Negroes. 6 for the price of 1. She was always cheap. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2022 12:41 PM

She doesn’t look horrible in these pictures. All the kids look like they’d rather be anywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2022 12:43 PM

Rocco is handsome. Wow @ that face. Beautiful family! Madonna can be a major nasty bitch but she does know how to raise her kids, none of them is spoiled, entitled and lazy.

by Anonymousreply 21November 26, 2022 12:48 PM

Well at least she didn't pull out her tits in the photos.

by Anonymousreply 22November 26, 2022 12:49 PM

R21 Funny, Lourdes and Rocco are the epitome of spoiled, entitled and lazy to me. Weird that we can have such different perspectives.

by Anonymousreply 23November 26, 2022 12:50 PM

They're creepy and they're kooky

Mysterious and spooky

They're all together ooky

by Anonymousreply 24November 26, 2022 12:51 PM

R15 PUT ON YOUR GLASSES. There are no pearls on that young man.

by Anonymousreply 25November 26, 2022 12:54 PM

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by Anonymousreply 26November 26, 2022 1:02 PM

The twins look pissed off. Maybe it’s just teenage angst rather than the result of a shitty upbringing. Mercy has always kept a super low profile. I hope she is doing well.

by Anonymousreply 27November 26, 2022 1:03 PM

Was Barbara Bennett from Redbook magazine there to cover yet another Madonna family holiday/birthday?

by Anonymousreply 28November 26, 2022 1:03 PM

R25 What are they? I'll admit that my eyesight is shitty.

by Anonymousreply 29November 26, 2022 1:03 PM

Oh Madonna. Madame Tussaud couldn't have made you look any better.

by Anonymousreply 30November 26, 2022 1:05 PM

Rocco and Madonna look the same age

by Anonymousreply 31November 26, 2022 1:09 PM

Rocco needs some brow work.

by Anonymousreply 34November 26, 2022 1:16 PM

They even got Lourdes to mow some of that black forest pubic hair of hers 😬

by Anonymousreply 35November 26, 2022 1:16 PM

Madonna showing her haul from the African Babies Catalog

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2022 1:19 PM

Most parents have some expectation/ standard for what they want their kids to develop into. Great grades, good at sports, religious, artistic and so on. And some parents put on a lot of pressure to make sure their kids meet those expectations. It seems that Madonna’s greatest priority was for her kids to be Outré! Weird! Rebellious! Artist with a capital A! Unique! You know, all the things she believes herself to be.

Honestly, I think that would be quite shitty in its own way rather than freeing. She’s such a control freak too. I imagine she has pressured them all a great deal.

by Anonymousreply 37November 26, 2022 1:23 PM

David is too young for "friends" he's not even 18.

by Anonymousreply 38November 26, 2022 1:25 PM

I think Rocco looks good in that last picture.

by Anonymousreply 39November 26, 2022 1:34 PM

R8, i disagree about nothing being wrong with her. No one with her (increasing) amount of plastic surgery is healthy or mentally stable.

by Anonymousreply 40November 26, 2022 1:34 PM

R21 Fuck off, Rocco troll. Everyone knows he is super fug like everyone in Vadge's family.

by Anonymousreply 42November 26, 2022 1:51 PM

Good point R37. Madonna came up the old fashioned way and didn't need anyone or anything to make her into the person she is today (or at least the person that she was 20 or 40 years ago!). That being said, all the access in the world won't make her own children more than just nepotism babies, no more special than anyone else's children.

by Anonymousreply 44November 26, 2022 1:57 PM

Have they become the new Munsters?!

by Anonymousreply 45November 26, 2022 2:02 PM

It's looking very "Weekend at Mommy's"

by Anonymousreply 46November 26, 2022 2:22 PM

Madonna looks so proud there. Good for her. All the kids are beautiful

by Anonymousreply 47November 26, 2022 2:25 PM

Is this guy David's or is he fulfilling Madge's penchant for young lightskin hunky cock?

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by Anonymousreply 49November 26, 2022 2:41 PM

R30 Don’t be ridiculous, your never to young to slurp cock.

by Anonymousreply 50November 26, 2022 2:53 PM

R49 it’s Lourdes’s boyfriend 🥱

by Anonymousreply 51November 26, 2022 2:55 PM

Eh R51 it's not. Her bf is an Italian-American hairdresser.

by Anonymousreply 52November 26, 2022 3:01 PM

David is the one who loves her best. You can see it in every photo. Lourdes and Rocco tolerate her. Mercy and the twins are just happy that they hit the jackpot.

by Anonymousreply 53November 26, 2022 3:01 PM

I heard she doesn't let her kids watch TV unless it is educational or something like the opera. Chances are one of them will write a fascinating tell-all after she's dead.

by Anonymousreply 54November 26, 2022 3:55 PM

Somebody tell Madonna that Tim Burton already hired for the role of 'Wednesday'.

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by Anonymousreply 55November 26, 2022 3:59 PM

At least the family portrait wasn't taken in her bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 56November 26, 2022 4:02 PM

I could never stand Madonna, but what caused me to soften on her a bit is when she adopted those kids.

I know everybody loves to be cynical, but I genuinely think she did it out of love.

They went from what would have been a very limited life, to a life of wealth and privilege, full of open doors. Good for them, and good on Madonna for making it happen.

Her own obvious issues aside, I think she's probably a very good mom.

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by Anonymousreply 58November 26, 2022 4:25 PM

united colours of crazyttown

by Anonymousreply 59November 26, 2022 4:31 PM

[quote]Well at least she didn't pull out her tits in the photos.

Could we have ever imagined this being said about anyone?

by Anonymousreply 60November 26, 2022 4:32 PM

At least she emerged from the bathroom for Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 62November 26, 2022 4:34 PM

R49 why the guy on the right look like one of those outer banks characters pope

by Anonymousreply 63November 26, 2022 4:36 PM

Good lord none of them look happy.

by Anonymousreply 65November 26, 2022 4:40 PM

rocco looks like albert finney. 😁

by Anonymousreply 66November 26, 2022 4:42 PM

well, at least she didn't dress the girls like runaway slaves this time.

by Anonymousreply 67November 26, 2022 5:56 PM

Many of the posts on this thread are at least as awful as Madonna looks these days.

by Anonymousreply 68November 26, 2022 6:02 PM

Which of those kids actually came out of her snatch?

by Anonymousreply 74November 26, 2022 6:26 PM

R74, the four black ones, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 75November 26, 2022 6:40 PM

r74 everything goes in, nothing comes out.

by Anonymousreply 76November 26, 2022 6:46 PM

Children? They look more like hostages.

Madonna is just showing this picture as a sign of life.i

by Anonymousreply 77November 26, 2022 6:57 PM

Is Kanye the father? The kids have his smile.

by Anonymousreply 78November 26, 2022 7:08 PM

R21 = Helen Keller facing a blank wall rather than her computer screen

by Anonymousreply 79November 26, 2022 7:09 PM

[quote]Which of those kids actually came out of her snatch?

Vadge had 2 C-sections. So technically none of them came out her snatch.

by Anonymousreply 80November 26, 2022 7:22 PM

Lourdes and Rocco are Madonna's biological children from her body, the remaining ones are all adopted, instant heirs and heiresses Supreme, and none of them miss mother Africa...

by Anonymousreply 81November 26, 2022 7:47 PM

Desperately Seeking Eyebrows

by Anonymousreply 82November 26, 2022 8:03 PM

I don't know if Madonna's 2022 Thanksgiving face is better or worse than her 2021 Thanksgiving face.

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by Anonymousreply 84November 26, 2022 9:04 PM

Her eyebrows were her trademark, very strange that she now shaves them off 🤔

by Anonymousreply 86November 26, 2022 9:42 PM

I actually think it's a nice picture.

by Anonymousreply 87November 26, 2022 9:54 PM

Madge continues to ape her betters.

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by Anonymousreply 89November 26, 2022 10:59 PM

Mercy hates the younger two. She gives them dirty looks when she thinks no one is looking.

I guess they made her the proverbial middle child.

by Anonymousreply 90November 26, 2022 11:16 PM

It’s funny how these celebrities become obsessed with very specific things. Somehow Madonna became obsessed with Malawi.

by Anonymousreply 91November 26, 2022 11:19 PM

Rico is a talk painter. Here is his IG

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by Anonymousreply 92November 26, 2022 11:29 PM

[quote]Her own obvious issues aside, I think she's probably a very good mom.

Adopting children from unfavorable circumstances doesn't automatically make anyone "a good mom." A parent's day-to-day influence on their children can make or break any gratitude for that one act of kindness.

by Anonymousreply 93November 26, 2022 11:33 PM

[quote] How did she get black kids?????

She bought them She bypassed the adoption laws of the countries they came from and took possession of them. I don't think any of them were orphans. Her first son's father was obviously confused about what was going on; he said he thought Madonna was "a nice Christian woman." Anyway, from the looks on those kid's faces it seems like this is not exactly a happy family.

by Anonymousreply 94November 26, 2022 11:33 PM

Is her will divvied up six ways? If so, I wonder how Lourdes and Rocco feel about that.

by Anonymousreply 95November 26, 2022 11:35 PM

Does anyone know what she’s worth? How many billions need to be split up?

by Anonymousreply 96November 26, 2022 11:36 PM

All their eyes are sad :(

by Anonymousreply 98November 27, 2022 12:00 AM

She got into a pissing contest with Angelina Jolie over who could buy the most foreign kids.

by Anonymousreply 99November 27, 2022 12:05 AM

why does Madonna wear those horrible fingerless gloves? Is it that her hands give away how old she is?

by Anonymousreply 100November 27, 2022 12:08 AM

Rocco is a pretty good "Art Brut" painter. The problem is he is in an art school so......

I do like the color, confidence and macho bravura of his canvases.

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by Anonymousreply 103November 27, 2022 12:28 AM

He's living his dream, it appears. He's very cute now, young, and has all the money and access in the world. Look at the first video. Cute. Quite pretentious and role playing but not cloyingly so. There's the naiveté and shallowness of a young man we assume is not academic smart or well-read.

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by Anonymousreply 104November 27, 2022 12:31 AM

Rocco is getting better looking.

by Anonymousreply 105November 27, 2022 12:31 AM

I want to F her son. The white one.

by Anonymousreply 106November 27, 2022 12:37 AM

I gotta give credit. Rocco may finally be growing into not bad after all territory. That black queen looks like shes ready to fly right outta there. hes playing that stupid old whore like a fiddle. Watch and see,hes going to be the one that goes nuts om Hagdonna.

by Anonymousreply 108November 27, 2022 12:42 AM

Tragic on so many levels. She really should die and try to leave her career intact.

by Anonymousreply 109November 27, 2022 12:44 AM

One Botox Shot At A Time.

by Anonymousreply 110November 27, 2022 12:51 AM

I thought she was going to go live in Portugal. Did she do that?

by Anonymousreply 111November 27, 2022 12:54 AM

R109 It’s a bit late for that, she’s ruined her legacy at this point.

by Anonymousreply 112November 27, 2022 1:25 AM

The way DL crops the pic before you open it, it looks like the front left kid did an Ivanka shove with Lourdes.

by Anonymousreply 113November 27, 2022 1:29 AM

What an ugly family - except for Rocco.

by Anonymousreply 114November 27, 2022 1:43 AM

She's using the Kari Lake filter

by Anonymousreply 115November 27, 2022 1:48 AM

R98, those rich kids are having the time of their lives.

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by Anonymousreply 116November 27, 2022 1:57 AM

I’m stuck by how much Lourdes looks like Madonna nemesis Lady Gaga. I’ll bet she turns out to be the Christina Crawford in that family.

by Anonymousreply 117November 27, 2022 2:03 AM

Jesus Christ. She looks like a fucking Christmas Witch in that video R116.

by Anonymousreply 118November 27, 2022 2:07 AM

Is Rocco standing on a beer crate?

by Anonymousreply 119November 27, 2022 2:08 AM

I want a three way with David and his light skinned top.

by Anonymousreply 120November 27, 2022 2:52 AM

Mercy is gorgeous. That's all I have to say.

by Anonymousreply 121November 27, 2022 3:20 AM

[quote] Mercy is gorgeous. That's all I have to say.

No, she's not. All of the the African children are ordinarly looking. So is Rocco. It's hard to tell if Lourdes is good looking, she's so heavily made up and her hair looks fake. My guess is that she isn't. Why should her biological chldren be good looking? Madonna never was.

by Anonymousreply 122November 27, 2022 6:12 AM

Al of her children except Rocco are beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 123November 27, 2022 6:15 AM

Lourdes is NOT good looking. Face melted into short neck, linebacker shoulders, heavily lidded eyes, downturned mouth and unfortunate expression do not make for a beautiful person. Even the best stylists, clothes, accessories, make-up artists and hairdressers cannot make her look good. And her tatts suck.

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by Anonymousreply 124November 27, 2022 6:40 AM

So nice of memaw’s grandkids to visit her at the home for Thanksgiving! She wore her Halloween witch dress and had her hair freshly done by one of the blind interns from the local beauty school for recovering meth addicts. They all had some soft apple sauce and watched Jeopardy for an hour. A cool thing was during Jeopardy, a clue came up that said “She once was at the center of everything cool and cutting edge, now she’s just at a center of the old and obsolete.” Everyone knew the answer to that question, including memaw!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 125November 27, 2022 7:39 AM

Which one’s the tranny?

by Anonymousreply 126November 27, 2022 8:06 AM

Rocco is the ugliest black African of all her gross brood. Fuck off Rocco troll.

by Anonymousreply 127November 27, 2022 8:51 AM

[quote]She got into a pissing contest with Angelina Jolie over who could buy the most foreign kids.

Then Mia did a quick head count of her still-living ones and slurred, "Amateurs."

by Anonymousreply 128November 27, 2022 8:52 AM

I can't imagine how crap things must be in that family. A bunch of kids with different fathers, none of who are with her now. A mix of adopted and biological kids from different nationalities, all led a by a geriatric mother figure with millions in the bank who still sells sex in the most embarrassing of ways.

When she dies it's going to be the biggest inheritance shitfight of all time.

by Anonymousreply 129November 27, 2022 9:02 AM

Lol. Like she'd give a dime to her black African "kids".

by Anonymousreply 130November 27, 2022 9:04 AM

*Singing to the tune of Ray of Light* She cannot cope with turning 65/Trying to remind us/That she's still ali-i-i-i-i-i-ive-i-i-i-i-i-ive.......

by Anonymousreply 131November 27, 2022 9:16 AM

Madonna is unrecognizable in that photo. Let's move on from her already.

by Anonymousreply 132November 27, 2022 9:18 AM

R16, I’m guessing Rocco is uncut.

by Anonymousreply 133November 27, 2022 9:37 AM

Concerning the people filtering their images into total oblivion: What will future generations think when there is no unaltered picture and you cannot tell what your grandma looked like? Even scarier are the smile filters, designed to filter the bad mood away. Props to her for not doing this at least. We usually take pictures to capture a moment as it was, and also how we want to remember it. With filters, it's only the latter. We're permanently gaslighting ourselves now "There was no lawn chair.. there were no other people on the beach. Look your mommy was so beautiful there! I know people as young as 16 who overdo it with filters (and with overdoing I mean: Tiny head, "Asian" look, 60 pounds less, 30 years younger or 15 years older for 16-year-olds.) I am convinced that the omnipresence of filters and the resulting skewed story we tell ourselves that we form our own narrative from fucks with our minds. We are not what we say we are - that's not how it works.

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by Anonymousreply 134November 27, 2022 10:00 AM

That portrait has more Africans than a Tarzan movie.

by Anonymousreply 135November 27, 2022 10:05 AM

Lourdes looks like a trans hooker swinging her purse down Soto Street.

by Anonymousreply 136November 27, 2022 10:06 AM

Didn’t Lourdass put out an album under some other name, CholaHole or something?

by Anonymousreply 138November 27, 2022 11:23 AM

[quote]No, she's not. All of the the African children are ordinarly looking.

I think all of the children are ordinary looking, not just the adopted ones.

by Anonymousreply 139November 27, 2022 11:25 AM

R134 These lame filters are still better than the huge amount of gay men who died of the aids back in the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 140November 27, 2022 12:14 PM

[quote]r49 Is this guy David's or is he fulfilling Madge's penchant for young lightskin hunky cock?

He does them both. Vadge and David are so close they like to share.

by Anonymousreply 141November 27, 2022 3:15 PM

R129, only if one is racist.

by Anonymousreply 142November 27, 2022 3:32 PM

Madonna is always trying to boeuff-up her black record sales. Wearing grills and having guest rappers and dating black guys and having her butt enlarged. But Madge, they're just not that into you.

Her faaans are over-50 straight white females + gay men.

by Anonymousreply 143November 27, 2022 3:36 PM

^ They're into her money 😏

by Anonymousreply 144November 27, 2022 3:50 PM

[quote]Her faaans are over-50 straight white females + gay men.

She really doesn't seem to understand this. For someone who was so savvy about marketing herself, you'd think she would have a better grasp of who her audience is... and stop alienating them with her antics.

by Anonymousreply 145November 27, 2022 5:09 PM

The family photo is beautiful. She may be irrelevant now but shes been a very successful entertainer and successful mother.

by Anonymousreply 146November 27, 2022 5:17 PM

[quote]A bunch of kids with different fathers

Two bio kids is not " a bunch." Wasn't she married to both fathers? It's not like she got carelessly knocked up during a night at the club.

by Anonymousreply 147November 27, 2022 6:38 PM

^ Madonna was not married to Carlos Leon, Lourdes's father

by Anonymousreply 148November 27, 2022 7:06 PM

Carlos Leon was not even attractive. Madonna was a huge slut but mostly seemed to fuck ugly men.

by Anonymousreply 149November 27, 2022 7:11 PM

Carlos Leon had BDE and was sexy-ugly.

He hasn't aged well at all, but that's still an improvement over Lourdes' other parent.

by Anonymousreply 150November 27, 2022 7:16 PM

Hot pic of Rocco at R137, he's totally embracing the Abstract Expressionist appearance in his styling.

His art is behind bad though.

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by Anonymousreply 151November 27, 2022 7:24 PM

Sorry, 'beyond' bad.... ^^^

by Anonymousreply 152November 27, 2022 7:25 PM

Carlos was definitely Madonna's type. He did something right, Madonna bought him a Gym in Manhattan for his trouble and to keep him close to Lourdes growing up

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by Anonymousreply 153November 27, 2022 7:29 PM

That photo looks more like a virtue signaling of props....than a family portrait. All the prerequisites are checked.

by Anonymousreply 154November 27, 2022 7:30 PM

I think Lourdes is very unique looking. She's not traditionally pretty, but she us so unique and striking. She is a good looking girl, very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 155November 27, 2022 7:33 PM

Psychotic bitch. Too much wealth is toxic.

by Anonymousreply 156November 27, 2022 7:39 PM

Ok, so she wasn't to one of two of her kids' fathers. So what? Bob Dylan and Mick Jagger supposedly have oodles of illigit kids all over the place, in addition to the spawn from their marriages, but Vadge is somehow a huge slut for having 2 kids? Stfu with your 14th century bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 157November 27, 2022 7:49 PM

My god it’s like the Star Wars cantina.

by Anonymousreply 158November 27, 2022 7:52 PM

R157 should have said *wasn't married to

by Anonymousreply 159November 27, 2022 7:54 PM

R157 should have said *wasn't married to

by Anonymousreply 160November 27, 2022 7:54 PM

Oh my lord! Did we really need a woke reboot of the Addams Family?

by Anonymousreply 161November 27, 2022 7:55 PM

Is that a RHED self-portrait behind them?

by Anonymousreply 162November 27, 2022 8:07 PM

Thank God the celebrity trend of buying "spicy brown babies" from "exotic places" is no more.

by Anonymousreply 163November 27, 2022 8:11 PM

A good point made R163.

Will future generations criticise this buying of 'brown and black' babies by wealthy white celebrities who then farm them out to nannies?

by Anonymousreply 164November 27, 2022 9:09 PM

[quote] Al of her children except Rocco are beautiful.

You are blind. The African children are nothing special to look at. Rocco is average. Lourdes would probably look better if she didnt' look so whorish.

by Anonymousreply 165November 27, 2022 9:54 PM

But whorishness has given Lourdes some length of bone.

by Anonymousreply 166November 27, 2022 9:57 PM

Lourdass is flat out homely. There is no way to make her attractive.

by Anonymousreply 167November 27, 2022 10:05 PM

Lourdes has character though. When she gets mad, she lifts Rocco by his feet and swings him around until he apologizes.

by Anonymousreply 168November 27, 2022 10:09 PM

Rocco appears to be making a boob grab for the child to the right of Madge.

by Anonymousreply 169November 27, 2022 10:15 PM

I feel sorry for those kids with that as a mom. They're fucked.

by Anonymousreply 170November 27, 2022 10:15 PM

One more year until Medicare, Madge! Will they rename it Madonnacare? And just think of all of those cheap prescription meds you'll be able to get next year. Just be sure to thank the Democrats for that.

by Anonymousreply 171November 27, 2022 10:23 PM

So many posts from Janbot in this thread including the OP.

For all her lamenting - Janbot is obsessed with Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 172November 27, 2022 11:04 PM

Madonna looks insane, naturally.

by Anonymousreply 173November 27, 2022 11:09 PM

Is there a "sanity" filter she hasn't discovered yet?

by Anonymousreply 174November 27, 2022 11:11 PM

Carlos was an attractive and sexy young man. Ignore Lily White Helen Keller, Bitter Flyoverstan Auntie of DL, above.

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by Anonymousreply 175November 27, 2022 11:14 PM

R164 I always thought the most hilarious aspect of the buying-black/brown-babies trend was that the buyers usually lived in L.A., where there were plenty of local black/brown babies that needed help, but that wasn't as glam as buying from Malawi (from a P.R. point of view). Also, you thought that if any of them had ever watched Ab Fab they should have known that everyone thought they were ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 176November 28, 2022 12:59 AM

Yes, it was quite fashionable back in the day to adopt an African child. There was some bit on a comedy show (The Daily Show, maybe?) that showed one of it's female players (Samantha Bee?) picking out an African child to adopt like she was picking out a new handbag "that one's too dark, that one's too puny..." I thought it was pretty funny. But I think there was some backlash about it being in bad taste. Bad taste? It was spot on!

by Anonymousreply 177November 28, 2022 3:38 AM

She never married Carlos R147 Lola is an out of wedlock baby. She did marry Roccos dad and her only other husband was Sean Penn.

by Anonymousreply 179November 28, 2022 9:59 AM

Vague memory of the time - didn't Madonna advertise for a baby-daddy and Carlos won? Maybe she even said she was looking for a Latino? So long ago, I can't remember for sure.

by Anonymousreply 180November 28, 2022 6:31 PM

She was looking for a baby daddy but she didn't "advertise" for one. She was dating several men around the time including Dennis Rodman whom she considered as a possible sperm donor but the relationship soured. I believe Carlos was her personal trainer and their relationship developed organically from that. Btw, Rocco was an out of wedlock baby too. Guy and Madonna got married when Rocco was a baby.

by Anonymousreply 181November 29, 2022 3:18 AM

I'm surprised she didn't have an MTV-sponsored contest. "Make My Baby."

But seriously, Dennis Rodman claimed that in the early '90s she offered him millions to impregnate her. In the mid-'90s, she said in an interview that she was ready to place an ad in the Village Voice to find someone to give her a child. She was allegedly joking. Not long after that, she announced she was pregnant. The official story was that she had met Carlos Leon while jogging in Central Park, and he became her personal trainer and her boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 183November 29, 2022 3:45 AM

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