What sayeth the Datalounge
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 7, 2019 9:17 AM |
Are we being biblical now? Hath he begat anyone?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 27, 2018 12:19 AM |
Surprisingly handsome for a UFC fighter
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 27, 2018 12:23 AM |
Shoot doesn't really show off his body properly. He's pretty hot
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 27, 2018 1:08 AM |
It looks like his face has been photoshopped on to someone else’s head - badly.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 27, 2018 1:32 AM |
I'm sure someone here wants him in them, quite deeply.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 27, 2018 1:36 AM |
He looks a little Cro-Magnon. Kinda like it.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 27, 2018 1:41 AM |
Meh. Lantern jaw and teensy weensy eyes.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 27, 2018 2:06 AM |
Bet he fucks hard, and for hours
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 27, 2018 2:06 AM |
IMO Luke is by far the most handsome and hottest on MMA. He has been my favorite for years. The guy is perfect. Just look at this gorgeous face.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 27, 2018 2:13 AM |
I'll grant you he's pretty sexy R15 but "most handsome guy in MMA" is not a high standard
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 27, 2018 2:16 AM |
Well, R16, so I will rephrase it: one of the most handsome and hottest guy. No need to keep it on MMA only.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 27, 2018 2:21 AM |
If he’s a heterosexual homophobic racist, he’ll be quite popular here.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 27, 2018 2:27 AM |
R18 nah, he is too busy with women to even care to talk about it. I mean, literally. He travels the around the world a lot and women literally go to his instagram making offers to host him on their houses.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 27, 2018 2:30 AM |
R18 can't find anything one way or the other. But in my experience, DL most readily embraces straight men who appreciate and shout out to their gay fans.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 27, 2018 2:34 AM |
Luke during a good workout
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 27, 2018 2:36 AM |
I almost NEVER feel this way. But he looks better with scruff than the full beard
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 27, 2018 2:40 AM |
He has been also modeling, as the OP notice. His agency is Soul Management. This is one of portfolio photos.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 27, 2018 2:44 AM |
And another one from Soul.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 27, 2018 2:45 AM |
R26 - the pic is HAWT as FUCK!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 27, 2018 2:47 AM |
His name should be Luke Rockhard.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 27, 2018 2:48 AM |
R26 is perfect. one of the best pics of any man I've seen on here
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 27, 2018 2:49 AM |
Momma's mussy is a-snortin' and a-brayin' like her own wild l'il Polo pony over this hot caveman! And my l'il pony needs a-ridin' and breakin' in.
Momma needs this magnificent side of cavemeat to club 'er, drag 'er back to his den, and then "club" 'er all over again! Repeatedly.
Mercy, lawd.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 27, 2018 2:49 AM |
R25 and R26 brought me from 0 to full hardon in a couple seconds
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 27, 2018 2:51 AM |
Sorry, as I said he is one of my favorites. Just one more I have from him. Well, I have many, but for now I'll finish with this one.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 27, 2018 2:52 AM |
Aren't real UFC fighters covered in trashy tattoos?
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 27, 2018 2:57 AM |
Would suck him dry and keep sucking
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 27, 2018 2:57 AM |
R33 he is one the very few who doesn't have any.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 27, 2018 2:59 AM |
I'm shocked his ears are normal.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 27, 2018 3:21 AM |
R36 Yeah, it's one of the things that surprised me when I discovered him years ago. Even his ears look good. For a MMA fighter, that is really something.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 27, 2018 3:31 AM |
Honestly even as masculine or "cro magnon" as he is, he seems to pretty for mma
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 27, 2018 3:38 AM |
That’s a hot man right there. Where’s the sex tape?
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 27, 2018 3:44 AM |
Very handsome from some angles and as dull as a block of government cheese from others.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 27, 2018 3:49 AM |
R39 unfortunately, none (yet), even though he can have as many women as he wants.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 27, 2018 3:49 AM |
I can see where he could be what you call a panty dropper.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 27, 2018 4:16 AM |
r28 I was thinking Luke Cuckhold.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 27, 2018 4:23 AM |
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Tha's the sound a' Momma's damp panties hittin' tha ground.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 27, 2018 4:41 AM |
Damn he even looks sexy fully clothed. Where is he from?
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 27, 2018 11:23 AM |
R47 he is an American God, more precisely a Californian God. He is from Santa Cruz.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 27, 2018 12:38 PM |
Definitely, top 5 hottest UFC fighters and a smug, insufferable asshole. But most importantly HOT.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 27, 2018 1:19 PM |
R51 almost all MMA fighters pose like assholes. It's part of the show to be cocky and arrogant.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 27, 2018 1:22 PM |
All you haters can stick with your twinks. I’d suck him until he forgot all of his MMA skills.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 27, 2018 1:23 PM |
R53 I would keep him too busy on bed for him to keep surf and skateboarding (he does both frequently).
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 27, 2018 1:29 PM |
[quote]Surprisingly handsome for a UFC fighter
You don’t get out much. I would say 80 to 90 percent of them would probably be considered handsome.
[quote][R51] almost all MMA fighters pose like assholes. It's part of the show to be cocky and arrogant.
Nope. McGregor is ALL show and not nearly as arrogant as he comes across. Jon Jones is pretty arrogant but extremely humble in his downtime as most are. There’s no pose or show here. Rockhold is the typical condescending, douchey, good-looking guy who’s never been told “No.” Has been his entire career. He's HATED.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 27, 2018 1:31 PM |
R55 " You sure don't know much about MMA fighters. Most of them sound like that when they are doing press, interviews and so on, no matter they are good-looking, champions or underdogs, but they are as much as normal, harmless people as a plumber - including Luke who can only be "HATED" because he is fucking handsome and he knows that very well.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 27, 2018 1:43 PM |
I've watched many interviews of MMA fighters already, including Luke's, and most MMA fighter seem douchey when they are talking about fights and possible opponents. When the interviews get out of that topic they instantly undress that "fighter" persona. That's part of their work.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 27, 2018 1:49 PM |
[quote]You sure don't know much about MMA fighters. Most of them sound like that when they are doing press, interviews and so on, no matter they are good-looking, champions or underdogs, but they are as much as normal, harmless people as a plumber - including Luke who can only be "HATED" because he is fucking handsome and he knows that very well.
Actually, I know A LOT about MMA fighters and the UFC, you fucking prick. Just because you saw a hot guy in a muscle magazine and decided to start watching MMA to get your rocks off doesn’t mean that I don’t know what I’m talking about.
If YOU knew anything about the UFC, you would know that Rockhold is probably the most hated by other fighters and fans. And how you can even claim to know that any of these people are “normal and as harmless as a plumber” makes you sound like a pathetic teenage girl. Someone that beats other people up for money is far from harmless. That’s just common sense. Luke IS hated not because he’s good looking. It’s because he’s a pompous asshole to other fighters, reporters, interviewers, women etc. I’ve heard and read it in plenty of interviews with other people.
I hate to burst your bubble--not really-- but Luke ain’t going to ask you out through your TV. You probably sit around romanticizing about these guys that are pretty much straight, dirtbags with six-packs that like to fight other people.
I really hate when queens--like yourself--think they’re something special simply because they watch or listen to or do something most gays don’t.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 27, 2018 2:24 PM |
R58 HAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you show me you masters diploma on "Fighting Sports", Mr. Expert?
"someone that beats other people up for money is far from harmless". That is your fighting sports expert level, you sensible queen!
Case closed.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 27, 2018 2:36 PM |
Sorry R55 Most UFC fighters are completely fug. Many have nice bodies, but the handsome ones are rare. And I watch UFC.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 27, 2018 2:41 PM |
R60 don't you dare to disagree with the expert. He has masters on the subject.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 27, 2018 2:47 PM |
* licking the computer screen *
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 27, 2018 2:52 PM |
Ya I'd do basically anything he wanted for as long as he wanted. He has a perfect masculine look
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 27, 2018 2:59 PM |
Thanks OP . I don't follow that circuit , but yes he is a perfect 12 out of 10!
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 27, 2018 3:01 PM |
R47 "Damn he even looks sexy fully clothed" Yes, he does.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 27, 2018 3:05 PM |
he dated Demi?! Love her but he's WAY hotter than her. And doesn't seem like her type.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 27, 2018 3:08 PM |
R66 yeah, veeeeeeeery briefly. He is not a fan of engagements.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 27, 2018 3:12 PM |
Hard to imagine any man or women turning him down. Pretty universal look
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 27, 2018 3:16 PM |
Luke Rockhold sounds like the name of a 90s porn star
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 27, 2018 3:28 PM |
Those eyes, that smile and everything else.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 27, 2018 3:29 PM |
r55 about to post the same thing regarding Rockhold being hated in MMA. He also comes across as dull, dumb and is called mumble mouth in some circles.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 27, 2018 4:11 PM |
Looking like that he wouldn't have much need for brains
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 27, 2018 4:20 PM |
r72 true, but this guy could qualify for disability.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 27, 2018 4:40 PM |
Looks good, but a little bland, really.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 27, 2018 4:47 PM |
[quote][R60] don't you dare to disagree with the expert. He has masters on the subject.
Nah. Not an expert. I just don’t like when anonymous Internet people condescendingly tell me how much of something I don’t know about.
[quote]Sorry [R55] Most UFC fighters are completely fug. Many have nice bodies, but the handsome ones are rare. And I watch UFC.
You should be sorry for being an adult and using the word “Fug.”
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 27, 2018 5:04 PM |
LOL R75 gets to police what we say about his precious UFC AND gets to decide what words we can use on the thread.
Aren't we lucky?
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 27, 2018 5:06 PM |
R75’s profound level of interest in the subject clearly indicates a lower class upbringing
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 27, 2018 5:07 PM |
R76 and R77 you guys clearly don't get R75 deep knowledge of MMA, gay behaviour, sociology and, well, everything else. He's clearly a postmodern philosopher. We are so lucky to have such a superior mind here.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 27, 2018 5:13 PM |
There's DL fanboy who thinks Luke Rockhold is attractive.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 27, 2018 5:29 PM |
[quote][R58] HAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you show me you masters diploma on "Fighting Sports", Mr. Expert?
[quote]"someone that beats other people up for money is far from harmless". That is your fighting sports expert level, you sensible queen!
[quote]Case closed.
[quote]LOL [R75] gets to police what we say about his precious UFC AND gets to decide what words we can use on the thread.
[quote]Aren't we lucky?
[quote][R75]’s profound level of interest in the subject clearly indicates a lower class upbringing
Aww....R56 got his whittle feelings hurt so now he's lashing out at the computer, y'all. Your poor cats must be wondering what's wrong with the creepy-old balding dude that feeds us.
And the rest of the Pink Ladies are joining in of course because you all travel in packs. Packs of elderly, fat, decrepit, thin-haired rats.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 27, 2018 5:30 PM |
R75 has so much knowledge that he has lots of data about UFC fighters beauty and behaviour with percentages and stuff. He must be invited to all kinds MMA roundtables.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 27, 2018 5:30 PM |
Don't forget his profound knowledge of acceptable gay vernacular R81. I heard he is the CEO of Urban Dictionary!
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 27, 2018 5:35 PM |
Wait, wait, wait...
Oh, man. You guys are now going through my posting history. That's HILARIOUS and really sad. Is this really how life ends? Will I be this desperate and pathetic when I'm your age?
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 27, 2018 5:40 PM |
R83 also is the master of DL etiquette! Is there anything he CAN'T do? He should be running the place. R83 have you considered sending your resume to Muriel. With your talents, you'd be a shoe in!
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 27, 2018 5:45 PM |
The thing about those UFC guys is they seem to have about five times the testosterone that other mortals have. That makes them hot as fuck but they're just too violent for me to watch.
Luke Rockhold, however, is a thing of beauty.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 27, 2018 5:45 PM |
Luke has the perfect balance of masculinity and "prettiness"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 27, 2018 5:50 PM |
Wish he was just a bit more hairy. Probably would mess things up in the ring
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 27, 2018 5:52 PM |
He looks like he breath's through his mouth.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 27, 2018 6:00 PM |
These are the “I’ve read all the books/watched all the movies/published articles about, so I am entitled to say…” guys:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 27, 2018 6:03 PM |
I bet he fucks like a beast.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 27, 2018 6:25 PM |
He's quite a looker. Dig the chest hair and lack of ink. Before the pic loaded, thought for sure he'd be spoilt by ink. The blue smells nice too, redolent with vetiver and citrus, wonder if the ultra is too much. Anyone catch a whiff?
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 27, 2018 6:35 PM |
He’s good looking, but he just looks like such a douchebro to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 27, 2018 6:35 PM |
Thanks OP. You have excellent taste IMHO. More grist for my mill! I shall be on the lookout for him, love watching MMA/UFC. So sexy in the Frye boot ad.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 27, 2018 6:46 PM |
Agree, hats off to OP. Amazing find. Beautiful man
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 27, 2018 6:47 PM |
In the good way though R98
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 27, 2018 6:59 PM |
R95, that’s exactly my type
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 27, 2018 7:05 PM |
You probably smell like cheap chemical synthetic fragrances and lack testosterone and pheremones R98. Your skin is probably dried out too.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 27, 2018 7:06 PM |
[quote][R83] also is the master of DL etiquette! Is there anything he CAN'T do? He should be running the place. [R83] have you considered sending your resume to Muriel. With your talents, you'd be a shoe in!
Sorry. I don’t speak “old fart” so I’m not really sure what you’re on about or who's Muriel...but I’m pretty sure that it’s lame. I’m also not surprised you tortoises still got your diapers in a twist hours later while life passes you by. Good thing you have the world at your dirty stained fingertips.
[quote]He’s good looking, but he just looks like such a douchebro to me.
Oh, he totally is. That's why Maude and Mrs Kravitz up thread have a hard-on for him.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 27, 2018 9:40 PM |
Beautiful, hot, sexy etc... Thx to DL to which I am still a newbie, and the recent threats about the sexiest olympics, I have come to realize that sportsmen today are way hotter than hollywood stars. Really
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 27, 2018 9:52 PM |
Anthony's slit is too big!!
Oh, wait. Wrong thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 3, 2018 12:58 AM |
He could be a Bond actor at R105. Don't love the idea of people hitting that face
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 3, 2018 1:02 AM |
Yeah I also thought of Bond when I saw that photo. I guess he bears a slight resemblance to Daniel Craig.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 3, 2018 1:03 AM |
Straight men are always "meh" to me.
Does Ralph Lauren sleep with his models?
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 3, 2018 1:18 AM |
Luke's face is so cute on this photo.
The other guys faces, on the other hand, seem like the usual MMA fighter face.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 3, 2018 9:36 PM |
UFC is early dementia, barbarism that should be outlawed.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 3, 2018 10:20 PM |
Oh no. UFC is sick. I love watching it. So exciting and really hot guys
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 3, 2018 10:30 PM |
Even this girl can't resist Luke's hotness.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 6, 2018 2:54 PM |
His beard looks good at every level of growth. It's weird. Way too pretty for mma
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 6, 2018 2:56 PM |
Thanks R121 He's tall too, nearly perfect male physically
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 6, 2018 3:49 PM |
"Straight" MMA fans discussing how they want Luke in them because of the bulge pic at R46 (Not that I blame them)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 7, 2018 12:21 PM |
I was like, no, they can't possibly have someone with vulgar tattoos. Oh, he doesn't have any? Need some convincing face to sell the new, old, fashionable masculinity.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 7, 2018 3:48 PM |
I approve, OP, and that's kind of a rare thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 7, 2018 4:16 PM |
Luke actually has a decent size gay following on mma forums.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 7, 2018 6:32 PM |
Honestly he seems extremely socially awkward in interviews, pre match talks, and stuff like that.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 8, 2018 6:08 PM |
R131 nothing unusual on his interviews.
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 8, 2018 6:35 PM |
He rambles a lot and speaks in confusing half sentences. And often doesn't get what people are saying to him sometimes. I could almost believe he is on the spectrum
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 8, 2018 6:36 PM |
R133 - he gets hit in the face for a living. I'd cut him a little slack.
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 9, 2018 1:02 AM |
Wasn't trying to talk crap about him. He just surprised me. He's very attractive but doesn't seem outgoing at all
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 9, 2018 1:37 AM |
Blue eeeeeeyeees Baby's got....blue eyes
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 10, 2018 3:54 AM |
I'd like to get his nipple hair caught in my teeth.
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 11, 2018 12:19 AM |
What do you think his butthairs are like? Tasty? Musky?
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 14, 2018 5:29 AM |
Once again nothing but lust for a hot douchebag heterosexual guy courtesy of Datalounge. SMH
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 14, 2018 12:37 PM |
We lust for him because he's hot.
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 14, 2018 1:51 PM |
If her were gay, you’d be trashing him!
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 14, 2018 2:08 PM |
R144 You are trashing gays for who we find attractive right now
| by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 14, 2018 2:10 PM |
The best looking fighter they ever had was Patrick Cote.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 8, 2018 4:25 PM |
At r147, he looks like the love baby of Clive Owen and Daniel Craig. Patrick Cote- thank you!
| by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 8, 2018 4:47 PM |
One more Patrick Cote and then you can go back to your regularly scheduled thread.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 8, 2018 6:02 PM |
R151 Make a Patrick thread. He is hot!
| by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 8, 2018 6:17 PM |
Oh just your average bloke 😉
| by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 8, 2018 6:52 PM |
He's ugly.
The DL Luke Rockhold fangirl could find much more handsome tough guys.
| by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 2, 2018 4:42 AM |
love see mr lauren on his knees sukin this guys man ass hole out....
| by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 9, 2018 10:48 PM |
rugged, ripped and nicely hairy
| by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 9, 2018 11:10 PM |
Perfect masculine guy, very awkward in interviews though
| by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 9, 2018 11:13 PM |
This guy looks handsome when compared to others—
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 9, 2018 11:24 PM |
More sexual tension than most porn
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 162 | August 3, 2018 3:51 AM |
Jesus. Those guys are so hot. ^
| by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 3, 2018 4:12 AM |
Luke posted a very nice bulge shot on his IG story just now
| by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 12, 2018 1:03 PM |
Thanks for the tip R164
Luke is hot and masculine
| by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 12, 2018 2:07 PM |
He's handsome. Should keep his mouth shut however.
| by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 10, 2019 3:51 AM |
Watch how his muscles jiggle when he shoots an automatic weapon
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 3, 2019 9:59 AM |
[quote]He's handsome. Should keep his mouth shut however.
Aint’ THAT the truth. Typical smoking hot jock with the brains to match.
| by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 3, 2019 2:24 PM |
UFC is barbaric and will result in early onset dementia.
| by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 3, 2019 4:13 PM |
HOLY SHIT. That can't be real R171
| by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 4, 2019 1:31 PM |
OMG HE GOT IT IN THE FACE
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 7, 2019 9:17 AM |
