I am John Ritter's Speedo worn in the kitchen right at face level.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 22, 2023 4:38 AM |
I’m Jack’s offensively swishy impressions of what he thinks gay men are like.
HilAIRious!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 22, 2023 4:51 AM |
I’m the ultra-caucasian dance off.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 22, 2023 4:55 AM |
I'm one of Mrs. Roper's caftans.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 22, 2023 4:56 AM |
I'm Chrissy's stupid side pony tail.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 22, 2023 4:59 AM |
I’m the silky, nude pantyhose Janet wears with her tiny gym shorts. Behold my flawless sheen!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 22, 2023 5:36 AM |
I'm the Los Angeles Zoo.
I haven't changed in 40+ years!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 22, 2023 5:54 AM |
R1- In 1977 NO ONE called them Speedos.
Briefs
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 22, 2023 6:03 AM |
I'm the misunderstanding to set up an episode. I could be easily be resolved if any character was paying attention.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 22, 2023 6:18 AM |
I'm Norman Fell playing Mr. Roper, mocking a supposedly homo Jack. Little did the average 70s viewer know that I was a little light in the loafers myself.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 22, 2023 6:21 AM |
I'm the framed "The Flapper" cover of Life.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 22, 2023 7:17 AM |
I'm John Ritters exposed ball.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 22, 2023 7:29 AM |
I'm the ample cleavage of the server working at The Regal Beagle.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2023 8:11 AM |
I’m the casual homophobia that set us up for all the shrugged shoulders during the AIDS crisis.
And I’m also Priscilla’s flamingo intro. Fabulous.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 22, 2023 9:15 AM |
I’m Terry Alden. I have looks and a brain.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 22, 2023 12:02 PM |
I'm the balcony where Chrissy was sunbathing the first season or two in the opening credits with no access door visible and was never seen in the actual series.
Oh and also the speedo/brief r1 posted is visible here live at 1:39
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 22, 2023 12:20 PM |
I'm the misplaced rent check.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 22, 2023 1:34 PM |
r18
I always thought it is right to the left of the door... there would not be a separate door for the balcony
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 22, 2023 1:50 PM |
I'm the white pancake makeup, red, red rouge, and really bad lighting the production started using on Suzanne Somers when she decided to act up and be a major cunt on set.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 22, 2023 1:58 PM |
I'm Larry's Amazonian chest hair peeking out from a terry cloth shirt.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 22, 2023 2:10 PM |
I'm the yeast infections invariably suffered by Suzanne due to the super tight short shorts she was always wearing.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 22, 2023 2:16 PM |
I'm the confusion over all the homosexual frontery about Jack because he was living with two women, but complete lack of lesbianic eyebrow raising, even though Crissy and Janet slept in the same bedroom.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 22, 2023 2:19 PM |
I'm the amazement of discovering John Ritter wasn't gay in real life.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 22, 2023 2:28 PM |
I'm 45-year-old Tony Award winner Ann Wedgeworth playing a cougar before the word "cougar" was a thing, becoming famous mainly for saying "Jackie Whacky."
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 22, 2023 2:52 PM |
I'm a closeted GAY male pretending to be a straight actor playing a straight character who's pretending to be a gay male so he can live in the apartment with two women.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 22, 2023 3:19 PM |
R27- Something about her reminds of the character Mildred BOOM BOOM Turner on an episode of All In The Family and or also the character of Mary Jo Loomis the Southern belle the same actress played on another episode of All In The Family- she was such a good actress the woman who played both characters on the show.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 22, 2023 3:30 PM |
I'm Don Knotts. I am basically playing 'Barney Fife' in a different setting.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 22, 2023 4:12 PM |
I'm Mr. Furley's ascot and leisure suits!
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 22, 2023 5:54 PM |
I'm the earth-toned decor. I blend so well with the nipples that can be seen quite clearly under thin, clingy polyester!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 22, 2023 7:23 PM |
[quote]I'm Don Knotts. I am basically playing 'Barney Fife' in a different setting.
Don Knotts had a very narrow lane and knew that he needed to stay in it. I never found him very funny and much preferred the Ropers.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 22, 2023 7:39 PM |
I'm the cheesy guitar in the theme song. I sound dated as hell.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 22, 2023 7:52 PM |
I'm Suzanne Somers wearing a wig in the opening credits, walking past John Ritter an causing him to fall off his bicycle.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 22, 2023 7:54 PM |
I'm wicker and rattan and the apartment would be only half-decorated without me!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 22, 2023 7:58 PM |
Another threes company thread….
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 22, 2023 7:59 PM |
r37
they are rivaling the golden girls threads lately
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 22, 2023 8:01 PM |
I wonder whether the revived interest in "Three's Company" could possibly have something to do with the recent death of Suzanne Somers, R37.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 22, 2023 8:01 PM |
r37 Thanks for bumping this again
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 22, 2023 8:04 PM |
I'm the hundreds of millions in syndication money that's been rolling in since 1981.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 22, 2023 8:05 PM |
I'm the purposely barren basement set built for Suzanne to make her phone calls after Alan Hamel asked for a raise.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 22, 2023 8:07 PM |
I’m “The Regal Beagle” cocktail lounge.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 22, 2023 8:09 PM |
I thought the tiny balcony was off of the kitchen.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 22, 2023 8:10 PM |
I’m Mrs. Roper’s caftan AND earrings.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 22, 2023 8:12 PM |
I’m the fourteen year old in 1977 masturbating in his bedroom hoping that, when he climaxes, Susanne’s face will be on the screen, not Joyce’s.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 22, 2023 8:25 PM |
I’m OP. A 55 yr old shut in who starts lots of stupid and duplicate themed threads.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 22, 2023 8:34 PM |
R29- That was theatre actress Gloria LeRoy. She was cast in the original Broadway production of "Hello, Dolly", but I think her role was cut out of town. She was quite good in both those parts, especially as Mary Jo Loomis in the scene where Edith confronts her about "coming on" to Archie.
Her brother was Broadway dancer and Jerome Robbins' fave Ken LeRoy. He was the original Bernardo in WSS, and was also in the original Fiddler and several other musicals.
R28- I know there have been several whispers (mostly on DL) regarding John Ritter being in the closet, but do you have anything more than just speculation to back up this claim? I mean, I agree I was absolutely sure he was gay the first time I watched him on "The Waltons", and was totally shocked when I found out he was married. He was so unconvincing as the womanizing stud on TC. He had gayvoice you could detect from Mars.
R12-WTF? Norman Fell was gay? Did you just pull that out of your ass?
While hardly one of my favorites, I did watch TC every once in a while. I did find the homophobic put downs extremely offensive, but I must say that I thought Suzanne was terrific as Chrissy. She managed to bring some life to an otherwise silly and predictable show. I also enjoyed Audra Lindley, and to a lesser extent Norman Fell, and found Don Knott's extremely annoying as Mr. Furley. I stopped watching altogether after Suzanne left.
In hindsight, I think both Suzanne and her husband realized they made a dreadful mistake in asking for such a large raise. I think she wanted the same salary as Carroll O'Connor was making, and a piece of the show? The mistake was Suzanne having her husband negotiate. ABC obviously didn't take him seriously enough to negotiate.
But in the words of DL "fave" Barbara Bush, it ended up working out quite well for them (financially anyway).
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 22, 2023 8:35 PM |
r47 Thanks for bumping this thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 22, 2023 9:23 PM |
I always found Terri to be the least annoying of the three blondes.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 22, 2023 9:26 PM |
I'm Janet's flower shop. I was a front for money laundering and was later burned down by Larry for the insurance money in Three's Company: True Crime.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 22, 2023 9:27 PM |
It’s almost like seeing a calf with the scours. The insanity of op and his incessant replies. Very pathological
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 22, 2023 9:30 PM |
I’m “Hey, Larry… Honk! Honk! Honk!"
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 22, 2023 9:38 PM |
Glad you replied to give this thread more attention
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 22, 2023 9:38 PM |
r50
she was dumb though... I would not have wanted her as my nurse
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 22, 2023 9:41 PM |
Watching interviews with her in the wake of her death, Suzanne was really very likable, and I can see why she was able to carve out a career in showbiz and then later on in sales. She just seems like a down to earth, friendly woman. Obviously she lied a lot, but I can see why many people believed her.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 22, 2023 11:23 PM |
I’m Audra Linley and I stole the show.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 23, 2023 12:23 AM |
I'm the Three's Company reboot. Chrissy is black, Jack is trans, and Janet is a meth addict.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 23, 2023 5:04 AM |
Wow, R58, that was really funny.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 23, 2023 9:01 AM |
- it does sound like a better show -
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 23, 2023 3:56 PM |
I'm all the people still wishing they could live in 1970s Santa Monica near the beach for cheap. Those look like fun times.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 23, 2023 4:13 PM |
I’m the tacky apartment.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 24, 2023 10:34 AM |
I'm the ironing board that temporary replacement Cindy snow keeps fighting with at least once an episode.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 24, 2023 11:15 AM |
