Let's be fraus on Facebook!

I'm the "Share if you love this" re-posted video of some heartwarming act of kindness caught on tape.

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by Anonymousreply 41August 25, 2019 7:20 PM

I'm all of the baby pictures.

by Anonymousreply 2August 25, 2019 2:03 AM

R2 lmao. Who is that ugly woman?

by Anonymousreply 4August 25, 2019 2:05 AM

Click and unfortunately you’ll learn

by Anonymousreply 5August 25, 2019 2:07 AM

She has three names so she must be educated!

by Anonymousreply 6August 25, 2019 2:10 AM

R5 I don't know her but I already hate her.

by Anonymousreply 7August 25, 2019 2:11 AM

R7 Them “Moslims” are coming to get us!

by Anonymousreply 9August 25, 2019 2:14 AM

Fraus like R3 really killed FB. It used to be only for college kids or people with a university account and then they let all of the trash in.

by Anonymousreply 10August 25, 2019 2:23 AM

R10 They destroyed America!

by Anonymousreply 11August 25, 2019 2:26 AM

I wish we had access to the search result count for “what is a frau”!

by Anonymousreply 12August 25, 2019 2:28 AM

I love breast cancer awareness month!!

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by Anonymousreply 13August 25, 2019 2:36 AM

So many of the "real life" captured moments of kindness look so staged. Who is recording what is happening while they're standing in line at a store that gets the subjects perfectly framed and has video with the beginning of the interaction (as opposed to actual real life where your video would likely start in the middle of it all, or at least after the few seconds it took you to get out your phone, open up the camera, frame it, and hit record.)

by Anonymousreply 14August 25, 2019 2:37 AM

I'm the American flag and faux patriotism.

by Anonymousreply 15August 25, 2019 2:39 AM

I'm the videos of 2,000 calories desserts on their front page.

by Anonymousreply 16August 25, 2019 2:39 AM

I bet I won’t even get one like.

by Anonymousreply 17August 25, 2019 2:44 AM

No r13! I AM breast cancer awareness month!

by Anonymousreply 18August 25, 2019 2:47 AM

I'm the frau's spouse, referred to (saucily!) as "hubby" or "the hubster."

by Anonymousreply 19August 25, 2019 2:50 AM

I'm the yoga class that I just attended! I'm also the smoothie I had afterward!

by Anonymousreply 20August 25, 2019 2:51 AM

I'm the "Honey Do" list that DH was supposed to complete this weekend. He didn't, so I'm going to update my status with some cryptic passive aggressive meme about "what I expected" and "what I got."

by Anonymousreply 23August 25, 2019 3:07 AM

I'm the birthday collages I created out of old photos to send to my siblings, celebrating their special day!

by Anonymousreply 24August 25, 2019 5:15 AM

They should just change the name to Fraubook.

by Anonymousreply 25August 25, 2019 5:21 AM

I'm the Facebook account that was created on a phone and has only ever been logged into on a phone.

by Anonymousreply 26August 25, 2019 5:30 AM

I’m the 300 pictures that are all tagged with the names of children, their school and their favorite places to go! The Mommy Monster has made it soooo easy for the perverts to find and molest the kids thanks to their out of control Frau ego.

by Anonymousreply 27August 25, 2019 5:36 AM

I am the photos of their fur babies.

by Anonymousreply 28August 25, 2019 5:40 AM

Thoughts and prayers. 🙏

by Anonymousreply 30August 25, 2019 6:03 AM

How would one even get notifications from them, or read their timelines?

Who do you whiners accept as friends over there?

by Anonymousreply 31August 25, 2019 6:22 AM

In grad school I took a weekend job as unit clerk in the bone marrow transplant unit of our large teaching hospital. Every time a nurse who’d been on maternity leave showed up withe the new bairn the chorus of bat shrieks and insane Mariah-Carey-like whoops and coos would be just...enervating. I felt like a fox in a henhouse, and none of these estrogenous chubby bitches in their scrub/pajamas were capable of any decision more complex than referring to their “brains” (scribbled notes re:individual patients from early morning kaffeeklatches) and over a ten-hour day it was just unbearable. Now they’ve learned to screech online. Great.

by Anonymousreply 32August 25, 2019 6:40 AM

I'm the posts about how pround they are of Mikayla's volleyball team (Mikayla served 8 aces!)

by Anonymousreply 33August 25, 2019 6:50 AM

R3 Being against Islam is not frauish, many gay in this site think Islam is an evil ideology.

by Anonymousreply 34August 25, 2019 8:14 AM

R4 And why do you don't even know how to count to three?

by Anonymousreply 35August 25, 2019 8:16 AM

I'm the obese hag who tells all her workmates to post on this hilarious gay site called DataLounge because "fags are just like us!"

by Anonymousreply 36August 25, 2019 12:12 PM

As of September 28th 11:30 am Eastern standard time, I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste

by Anonymousreply 37August 25, 2019 12:36 PM

I’m the Pinterest links with all the crafts you can make with your crotch dropping’s footprints.

by Anonymousreply 39August 25, 2019 5:12 PM

I quit Facebook to escape the kitty, restaurant, and vacation pics of my frau friends. I felt guilty not liking them but I just couldn't bring myself to.

by Anonymousreply 40August 25, 2019 6:41 PM

I'm a screen capture from an Apple Watch, and I'm here to let you know how many calories Frau burned on her daily walk! My job is to help Frau get that external validation she so deeply craves.

by Anonymousreply 41August 25, 2019 7:20 PM

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