Kim Guilfoyle and Don Jr have allegedly broken up!

Real shame those two crazy kids couldn't make it!

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by Anonymousreply 142July 18, 2023 3:21 AM

The only question that matters:

Who gets custody of the cocaine?

by Anonymousreply 1July 5, 2023 8:40 PM

Somebody was bogarting the coke.

by Anonymousreply 2July 5, 2023 8:43 PM

Who’s that whore flocking to now?

by Anonymousreply 3July 5, 2023 8:43 PM

R3 He's going back to his ex-wife, I bet.

by Anonymousreply 4July 5, 2023 8:44 PM

Gargoyle probably sees the end is near for the Trump klan and she wants out before she gets sucked into the whirlwind of devastation.

by Anonymousreply 5July 5, 2023 8:45 PM

[quote] Who’s that whore flocking to now?

My money’s on Don Sr.

by Anonymousreply 6July 5, 2023 8:46 PM

But they're both such winners!

by Anonymousreply 7July 5, 2023 8:48 PM

r5 I think that's exactly it, the Trump brand has about 15 months of grift left in it, she can see the writing on the wall. Once he loses the election for the second time, everyone associated with him is going to get bodied by the GOP establishment and there will be nowhere left to hide.

by Anonymousreply 8July 5, 2023 8:49 PM

I am now free to explore other options and I’m going to make a man out of Lindsey Graham, even if it kills him!

by Anonymousreply 9July 5, 2023 8:50 PM

Let's face it, Melania- all we know how to do is take our clothes off..

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by Anonymousreply 10July 5, 2023 8:52 PM

R9 Way ahead of you, darlin'!

by Anonymousreply 11July 5, 2023 8:53 PM

Who the hell would want that geriatric skank now?

by Anonymousreply 12July 5, 2023 8:53 PM

He should get back together with Aubrey O'Day, who introduced him to the joys of having sex surrounded by gay men:

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by Anonymousreply 13July 5, 2023 8:56 PM

After the story about Junior Mint being a totally different person with the reality show contestant that came out over the weekend, it was only a matter of time before Kimberly Skankfoyle dumped his ass. Besides, I'm sure she's pissed he left her coke in the WH library.

by Anonymousreply 15July 5, 2023 8:59 PM

Better watch out Casey DeSantis, Gargoyle is on the move and looking for her next victim.

“Does Ron like big tits and hair extensions. How’s his connection to the coke cartels?” asks Gargoyle.

by Anonymousreply 16July 5, 2023 8:59 PM

Gargoyle found out that Jr. left their last dime bag in the White House 😏

by Anonymousreply 17July 5, 2023 9:01 PM

[quote]Besides, I'm sure she's pissed he left her coke in the WH library.

How DARE YOU! I’ve never left so much as a milligram of coke behind ANYWHERE!

by Anonymousreply 18July 5, 2023 9:04 PM

R20, cool! No one will ask too many questions if he "accidentally" falls down a flight of stairs

by Anonymousreply 21July 5, 2023 9:21 PM

Gargoyle may be a lowlife piece of trash skank, but she has one thing none of the Trump's have, a law degree. She's smart enough to know when to cut & run. I'm betting once she's out from under Junior Mint's influence she'll go back to her pre Trump look and start practicing law again. That is, if she can't find another sugar daddy.

by Anonymousreply 22July 5, 2023 9:24 PM

Poor DJ, first he's dumped by Kimberly, then by Australia:

Donald Trump’s eldest son has cancelled a planned speaking tour of Australia just days before he was due to arrive in the country amid doubts over whether the Albanese government would grant him a visa.

Labor MP Graham Perrett said he had heard that ticket sales for the tour were “tanking” which could help explain the last-minute cancellation.

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by Anonymousreply 23July 5, 2023 9:26 PM

Does this have anything to do with the cancellation of his Australian goodwill tour? Is some shit about to hit the fan?

by Anonymousreply 24July 5, 2023 9:27 PM

She just accepted a job with Jeff Bezos regarding some bio-mechanical modifications to his yacht or something.

TMZ quoted her saying she “is looking forward to seeing the world from a unique perspective” or something like that.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 5, 2023 9:41 PM

He has gotten too sloppy publicly lately even she must have some embarrassment. Funny thing is he probably can relate to Hunter Biden.

by Anonymousreply 26July 5, 2023 9:41 PM

Nor in being loved by his surviving parent.

by Anonymousreply 28July 5, 2023 9:52 PM

[quote] TMZ quoted her saying she “is looking forward to seeing the world from a unique perspective” or something like that.

On her back in Bezos' bed on that damn boat with him on top of her gruntin' like a pig in slop?

by Anonymousreply 29July 5, 2023 9:53 PM

She will be sharing his dick pics per usual

by Anonymousreply 30July 5, 2023 9:54 PM

You'll need a magnifying glass for the pics of Don Jr's dick

by Anonymousreply 31July 5, 2023 9:55 PM

She's finally tired of pretending she thinks his three inch pencil dick is adult-sized.

by Anonymousreply 32July 5, 2023 9:57 PM

How soon until Jr pops up with smeared smokey eye makeup in Britney’s twirly g-string videos

by Anonymousreply 33July 5, 2023 9:57 PM

"The best is yet to come!"

Well, maybe not, Kimmy.

by Anonymousreply 34July 5, 2023 10:02 PM

So who gets custody of Charlie?

by Anonymousreply 35July 5, 2023 10:02 PM

[quote]She just accepted a job with Jeff Bezos regarding some bio-mechanical modifications to his yacht or something. TMZ quoted her saying she “is looking forward to seeing the world from a unique perspective” or something like that.

You better back off, bitch! I will END you!

by Anonymousreply 36July 5, 2023 10:03 PM

Sources say Ms. Guilfoyle is relieved she no longer has to hunt baby seals in stilettos.

by Anonymousreply 37July 5, 2023 10:11 PM

Hunter Biden's wife better be on alert

by Anonymousreply 38July 5, 2023 10:30 PM

Perhaps she'd rather snort lines of coke off of Hunter Biden's cock instead of Don Jr's tinky tiny?

by Anonymousreply 39July 5, 2023 10:44 PM

Without having read any of the comments, my guesses are:

1) the indictments are coming, the indictments are coming! And she wishes to extract herself from an untenable situation with an addict despite being one herself;

2) he's become cash dry due to not receiving any 💰 from Sr. who has needed to divert cash flow to his own defense on multiple fronts;

3) she got tired of playing Mommy and pretending to care by wiping up Jr's underpants and explosive diarrhea before the help got there to realize the mess and report it to the Daily Mail;

4) she has a better opportunity in some geriatric billionaire who loves her "Cha-cha Puerto Rican whore" persona that Roger Ailes called her when she was employed there; or the unlikely;

5) She's not an enabler? Not likely.

6) she developed a conscious? NOPE.

by Anonymousreply 40July 5, 2023 10:50 PM

[quote]snort lines of coke off Don Jr's tinky tiny?

Yeah, we call that key bumps here in DC, everyone does it. She will probably OD if she does it off Hunter's cock though.

by Anonymousreply 41July 5, 2023 10:50 PM

^^^ As long as DJTJ retains custody of his rockin' purple-checked shirt!

Also, the family pressure of disapproval and ostracism ultimately proved too much for Kimmy to handle.

by Anonymousreply 43July 5, 2023 11:03 PM

If two people as stable and functional as these two can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

by Anonymousreply 45July 5, 2023 11:09 PM

To reiterate the points made above, D Jr. is comfortable with an intensly gay environment. My only question is if he was there to score cocaine from dealers who could identify him or to get a good fisting, or both?

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by Anonymousreply 46July 5, 2023 11:19 PM

Watch out Gav. She’s on the hunt.

by Anonymousreply 47July 5, 2023 11:44 PM

Do you want to see me do the Shimmy again?

by Anonymousreply 48July 5, 2023 11:54 PM

Maybe Kim and Brittany could perform a dual cooter dance!! I'm sure Kim's gets pretty itchy too.

by Anonymousreply 49July 5, 2023 11:59 PM

Doesn't Con, Jr. have at least 4 children to support, too?

by Anonymousreply 50July 6, 2023 12:26 AM

What? You mean two attention seeking, entitled narcissists can hold a relationship together?

by Anonymousreply 51July 6, 2023 12:34 AM

Tim Scott might need a beard now that he's trying to be president

by Anonymousreply 52July 6, 2023 12:35 AM

Lindsey needs a beard, too

by Anonymousreply 53July 6, 2023 1:25 AM

^🤣 Funtioning coke addict Kimbo pretending to be a chaste Evangelical by Scott's side?

I think I need to email or text Larry David about an excellent new show for his production company. I actually do believe the concept has legs...

by Anonymousreply 54July 6, 2023 1:28 AM

[quote]I actually do believe the concept has legs...

...and big knockers

by Anonymousreply 55July 6, 2023 1:36 AM

From my own comments at r40, my only question is why didn't Kimbo marry him in order to avoid testifying? Would her testimony re events prior to marriage be excluded after marriage or would she just be dropped off a potential witness list due to nuptials?

by Anonymousreply 56July 6, 2023 1:40 AM

If they split, it was her doing, not his. Nothing is more vengeful than a pissed off ex testifying before a grand jury.

by Anonymousreply 57July 6, 2023 2:38 AM

Didn't they make a big deal announcing that they were buying a big house together?

Lost in all of this drama is the fact that she has a kid from a previous marriage. From her Wikipedia page: On May 27, 2006, in Barbados, Guilfoyle married furniture heir Eric Villency.[52] On October 4, 2006, Guilfoyle gave birth to their son, Ronan Anthony.[53] Guilfoyle and Villency divorced in November 2009.[54]

Poor kid is 17 now hand is probably aware of his mom's social media image. [ I am grateful for the parents I had !]

by Anonymousreply 58July 6, 2023 4:51 PM

I didn't know she had a kid. I feel sorry for him.

by Anonymousreply 59July 6, 2023 5:29 PM

Maybe he’s living in Puerto Vallarta with the father

by Anonymousreply 60July 6, 2023 7:39 PM

Their last hurrah will end in a throupling with Kari.

"In fact, the couple just announced they’ll be headlining an event together at the popular 55+ Florida retirement community The Villages along with 2022 gubernatorial loser Kari Lake. VIP tickets to the event, which is being held on July 18, are $200 and include a copy of Lake’s new book “Unafraid: Just Getting Started.” The fact-free manuscript, which is about how the Arizona election was stolen by Democrats, is being published by Don Jr.’s publishing house."

by Anonymousreply 61July 6, 2023 7:44 PM

Unafraid? Of what - looking like a clown?

by Anonymousreply 62July 6, 2023 7:47 PM

I foresee a Samantha Jones-esque interlude in which Kimbo becomes lesbian lovers with fellow rightist grifter Kari Lake, but the two spicy women of color end up hating each other.

by Anonymousreply 63July 6, 2023 7:56 PM

Another time... another place.

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by Anonymousreply 64July 6, 2023 8:25 PM

Kim was accused of harassing a FEMALE employee at Fox, I could see her having some lez tendencies

by Anonymousreply 65July 6, 2023 8:38 PM

r58 Eric Villency was an adorable it boy before he married her; he got a lot of press coverage during the very fun late 1990s.

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by Anonymousreply 66July 6, 2023 9:20 PM

[QUOTE]Don Jr.’s publishing house

Farcical.

R65 - I've read the harassment consisted of Kimberly talking about her sexual exploits in graphic detail to the assistant, and showing her dick pics of her conquests, including Don Jr, IIRC. She would summon the assistant to her apartment for whatever and would be buck naked during her time there. There weren't allegations of advances, just gross behavior that typifies a lot of coke heads.

by Anonymousreply 67July 6, 2023 9:30 PM

R58 Ronan Villency pops up with his mom.

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by Anonymousreply 68July 7, 2023 7:07 AM

Eric Villency is still cute. This photo is very White Lotus Season 2.

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by Anonymousreply 69July 7, 2023 7:09 AM

She simply finally realized she'll never be First Lady, at least with Cokie. So she's moving on.

by Anonymousreply 70July 7, 2023 7:14 AM

[quote]From her Wikipedia page: On May 27, 2006, in Barbados, Guilfoyle married furniture heir Eric Villency.[52] On October 4, 2006, Guilfoyle gave birth to their son, Ronan Anthony.

Based on those dates, she was already knocked up when she got married to Villency.

by Anonymousreply 72July 7, 2023 9:22 AM

Good Lord, R70, do you think she's so deluded she really thought Jr. could actually become president?

by Anonymousreply 74July 7, 2023 11:11 AM

[quote]2) he's become cash dry due to not receiving any 💰 from Sr. who has needed to divert cash flow to his own defense on multiple fronts;

R40, I'll take "the money done run out" for $500! This was always about the grift with her and now that there's no more money (and no more drugs) with the law on their heels, she's out of there.

It's literally like rats abandoning a sink - a true bellwether that the USS Treason is taking on water very fast.

by Anonymousreply 75July 7, 2023 11:23 AM

She's probably been fucking Barron the whole time.

by Anonymousreply 76July 7, 2023 12:44 PM

She figured that, with his height, he was the probably the only Trump who would be able to please her.

by Anonymousreply 77July 7, 2023 12:53 PM

Barron is living their truth and being kept out of sight. No clue about their sexual interests, though.

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by Anonymousreply 78July 7, 2023 1:08 PM

R78- It is obvious that trump is ashamed of him, for whatever reason. I understand that Melania protects his privacy, but his pos father shuns him. That will leave lasting damage to Barron. Just look at what at a sorry state Jr is in.

by Anonymousreply 79July 7, 2023 1:15 PM

Is there a medical reason for Barron's height? Marfan's syndrome?

by Anonymousreply 80July 7, 2023 1:59 PM

Look at Nancyboy Drew at R72, subtracting 5 from 10! Yes, there are only 5 months between May and October! And a normal human pregnancy is 9 months. Good job!

by Anonymousreply 81July 7, 2023 2:01 PM

R81, I’m not the OP, but no need for the snide remark. OP was just pointing out something interesting.

by Anonymousreply 82July 7, 2023 2:03 PM

R81- You aren't on Twitter. Please stop being rude.

by Anonymousreply 83July 7, 2023 2:08 PM

R82 and R83 don't understand pointless bitchery and probably aren't DLers.

"Don't be rude! This is [italic]The[/italic] Data-[italic]Lounge[/italic]! Only the finest Data is allowed to lounge here! Snideness is not allowed and your vulgar impertinence is [italic]not[/italic] appreciated! Harumph!"

by Anonymousreply 84July 7, 2023 2:12 PM

R84- Feel free to dramatically flounce on out of here in a huff.

by Anonymousreply 85July 7, 2023 2:25 PM

R84, we totally understand pointless bitchery. But r81’s post was a drive-by insult, not at all clever, but certainly pointless I guess.

by Anonymousreply 86July 7, 2023 2:28 PM

Stop insulting people on Datalounge! It's not even clever!!

Who does that!?!

by Anonymousreply 87July 7, 2023 2:33 PM

[quote]Feel free to dramatically flounce on out of here in a huff.

What? No! Why? It's way too much fun to fuck with you old biddies post-by-post. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere!

by Anonymousreply 88July 7, 2023 2:34 PM

Anyone want to take odds Don Jr. lost Kim Guilfoyle to his own Dad?

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by Anonymousreply 89July 7, 2023 4:51 PM

Well, since Eric is married, it's on to Barron.

by Anonymousreply 90July 7, 2023 5:02 PM

R79, wouldn't Barron being so much taller than Trump be reason enough for Trump to shun him?

by Anonymousreply 91July 7, 2023 5:51 PM

I see Barron leaving behind some dead hookers in his future

by Anonymousreply 92July 7, 2023 5:56 PM

You really believe Barron will commit matracide, R92?

by Anonymousreply 93July 7, 2023 6:07 PM

I wonder if Barron has any friends or anyone to hang out with. MaL is a middle-aged to geriatric, no place for a teen.

by Anonymousreply 95July 7, 2023 6:38 PM

Maybe he play pickleballs with Gaetz

by Anonymousreply 96July 7, 2023 8:46 PM

I will not let that giant, greasy son of a Slovenian hooker derail MY THREAD.

by Anonymousreply 97July 7, 2023 10:06 PM

The diminutive greasy son of a Czech hooker has stated his boundaries!

by Anonymousreply 98July 7, 2023 10:52 PM

R65 She merely wanted her assistant to marvel at her stalactite tits.

by Anonymousreply 99July 8, 2023 2:16 PM

R72 r73 r81 What most people do not know is that he only agreed to marry her when she proved she was carrying a BOY.

by Anonymousreply 100July 8, 2023 2:19 PM

Fortunately, it looks like the father has primary custody, so his time with ma is likely limited. But what an embarrassment for any teen to see his mother cha cha dancing up to a microphone in front of a crowd of mouth-breathing MAGAts or coked to the gills screaming "The best is yet to come!" to a national TV audience. At least he'll never have to be in Don Jr's presence again.

by Anonymousreply 101July 8, 2023 2:45 PM

Gee, Mommy Skankest must have been a real mess not to get primary custody of the kid.

by Anonymousreply 102July 8, 2023 2:52 PM

I don't know if it's court ordered or if it's simply the arrangement they have. He was 10 when his mother was on the campaign trail, then she spent a lot of time in D.C., and finally moved Florida. She didn't have much time for him. Staying in NYC is the stable option.

by Anonymousreply 103July 8, 2023 3:01 PM

Now R93 is a bona fide DL come back.

by Anonymousreply 104July 8, 2023 3:15 PM

Giant boy with tiny purse.

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by Anonymousreply 105July 8, 2023 3:25 PM

Geez, that whole family really got hit with the ugly stick.

by Anonymousreply 106July 8, 2023 3:29 PM

[quote]It is obvious that trump is ashamed of him, for whatever reason. I understand that Melania protects his privacy, but his pos father shuns him. That will leave lasting damage to Barron. Just look at what at a sorry state Jr is in.

I'd argue that complete shunning by his father gives him rather better odds of turning out all right than Don Jr. ever had. No parenting is better than being caught in close orbit to a malignant narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 107July 8, 2023 10:26 PM

Barron is likely autistic, because old sperm, but since it questions the quality of Donald Trump's sperm, I guess the family must be used to rantings and ravings about the vaccines, "because it was a perfect sperm, it was a beautiful sperm, you can ask her."

by Anonymousreply 108July 8, 2023 10:39 PM

Does Don Jr. have live-in help or an "aide" like Madonna? Because the risk of dying increases dramatically when an addict lives alone. No one's there to notice OD symptoms and call 911.

I've said it before, but it really looks like he's going down Uncle Fred's path. He died of an alcohol-related heart attack at 42. DJ's probably upped his consumption, too, post break up.

by Anonymousreply 109July 8, 2023 10:56 PM

Don Jr. almost fell into that cavernous pussy one too many times!

by Anonymousreply 110July 8, 2023 11:32 PM

Are you talking about Melania or Gargoyle R110?

by Anonymousreply 111July 9, 2023 9:44 PM

I have a feeling we are going to be waiting a very, very long time for Barron to grow into his looks.

by Anonymousreply 112July 9, 2023 9:46 PM

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Is he screwing Boebert?

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by Anonymousreply 113July 10, 2023 1:00 AM

Oh that would be too delish!

by Anonymousreply 114July 10, 2023 1:15 AM

He'll make Trump a step-great-grandfather before you know it!

by Anonymousreply 115July 10, 2023 1:55 AM

Hands off, bitch! He's mine!

by Anonymousreply 116July 10, 2023 2:46 AM

MTG wants his father. BARF

by Anonymousreply 117July 10, 2023 3:11 AM

[quote]Oh that would be too delish!

Indeed! There clearly needs to be a dual between dim, coke addled Jr. & Bobo's redneck creep of an ex-husband. Semi-automatics at dawn (or mid-morning), ladies!

by Anonymousreply 118July 10, 2023 11:30 AM

I find her repellent, but I'm still happy that Kimmy has moved onto guys with adult sized dicks again. Maybe she will defate her face, now.

by Anonymousreply 120July 10, 2023 12:14 PM

I think her face has already defated her, r120.

by Anonymousreply 121July 10, 2023 12:18 PM

*deflate

Ack! Too late. True enough, R121

by Anonymousreply 122July 10, 2023 12:35 PM

Kimberly is SO GROSS. I don’t enjoy ganging up on a person, but she makes it so tempting. She is absolutely disgusting on every level, some sort of she-demon. And she *must* know it on some level because most hot men won’t look at her with any lust because of who she is and who she has given her allegiance to. <<< poor grammar sorry lol. My junior high days of not ending with a preposition continue to haunt me.

But even knowing how she would force assistants to massage her thighs or show them porn pics while working at Fox, this girl went off the deep end long ago.

And Don? What a sad sack of shit. He’s utterly pathetic. Are the rumors about him and Boebert true?

by Anonymousreply 123July 10, 2023 5:19 PM

Hmm. They still seem to be together, or at least still sharing baggies. Or this could also be a pic of half-melted wax dummies...I can't really tell

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by Anonymousreply 124July 16, 2023 2:50 AM

Here's the pic, for those of who have declared Twitter dead to them.

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by Anonymousreply 125July 16, 2023 2:57 AM

Is there anyone else who’d be willing to put up with either of them?

by Anonymousreply 126July 16, 2023 3:11 AM

I guess it’s back to the corner for Kim

by Anonymousreply 127July 16, 2023 3:11 AM

I hope if they do breakup this skank let’s out some juicy secrets.

by Anonymousreply 128July 16, 2023 3:14 AM

R84, "Data are," please. We may be cunts but we are classically educated and know that the word "data" is plural, no matter what the dictates of entertainment and academic shills.

by Anonymousreply 129July 16, 2023 3:20 AM

That photo at R125 of her is… something? She looks like a demon possessed, animatronic Stepford wife.

by Anonymousreply 130July 16, 2023 4:20 AM

Tucker really is looking a lot like the Long Island serial killer these days.

by Anonymousreply 132July 16, 2023 6:01 AM

[quote]I hope if they do breakup this skank let’s out some juicy secrets.

I strongly suspect that the only juicy thing Kim can let out are farts.

by Anonymousreply 133July 16, 2023 10:13 PM

Tucker's been hitting the bottle and by the looks of him, it's hitting back.

by Anonymousreply 134July 16, 2023 10:15 PM

All that $ on new chompers—and all Donnie got was a massive overbite? At least the Irish Latina can dial down the makeup as needed, to look more normal.

Isn’t that 71 year old John Kasich in the middle? 🧐👻

by Anonymousreply 136July 16, 2023 10:19 PM

R134- I was about to ask if he is a known heavy drinker? He looks as if he is walking around with severe, untreated hypertension.

by Anonymousreply 137July 17, 2023 6:48 PM

The entire Trump family is vile inside and out including all the spouses, children, partners, associates, colleagues, co-workers and supporters.

by Anonymousreply 138July 17, 2023 6:58 PM

Didn't fucker trash talk his orange blob father in texts? How do these idiots just move on from trash talking each other?

by Anonymousreply 139July 17, 2023 7:10 PM

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by Anonymousreply 140July 17, 2023 8:35 PM

Has Donald Sr. called her trashy yet? Well, it's coming.

by Anonymousreply 141July 17, 2023 10:21 PM

That would be one of the few truthful things that the Orange Blob has ever said

by Anonymousreply 142July 18, 2023 3:21 AM

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