Justin Timberlake''s Ass

Has anyone seen Friends with Benefits? Does he really really get nude or have all those interviews only been a tease?

by Anonymousreply 78May 28, 2018 6:08 PM

His ass is probably as fugly as his face.

by Anonymousreply 1July 22, 2011 11:45 PM

[quote]His ass is probably as fugly as his face.

Oh, stuff it, Lance.

by Anonymousreply 2July 22, 2011 11:47 PM

I'm pretty sure he shows his ass if that's what they are advertising.

I think I read he shows it about 3 times.

by Anonymousreply 3July 22, 2011 11:49 PM

Sphincter and everything. It's a bit much.

by Anonymousreply 4July 22, 2011 11:51 PM

He reenacts the singing asshole scene from Pink Flamingos, doesn't he?

by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2011 11:52 PM

Yes. There's a close-up of his chocolate starfish.

by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2011 11:57 PM

But seriously ... he's a pretty plain-looking guy. WHY does everybody think he's a sex symbol?

by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2011 11:58 PM

R7 I don't get it either. He's VERY plain looking.

by Anonymousreply 8July 23, 2011 6:20 AM

he has a nice body though

by Anonymousreply 9July 23, 2011 6:23 AM

Just saw the movie and his ass. He's not bad in this (and I normally don't like him at all). Mila Kunis elevates his acting skills. He'll never be great though. And he must stop trying to act and speak urban. His ass is fuckable but nothing to write home about.

by Anonymousreply 10July 23, 2011 6:29 AM

why can't male actors in the U.S. show their cocks when they do nude scenes, like they do in Europe?

by Anonymousreply 11July 23, 2011 6:33 AM

Hia ass makes three appearances. His hairy arm pits are prominently displayed and there is a great close-up of his feet. %0D %0D Well done, Justin!

by Anonymousreply 12July 23, 2011 2:44 PM

Only very very effeminate men and fat fag hags find this man child sexy.

by Anonymousreply 13July 23, 2011 2:50 PM

How dare you! I have never been overweight in my life!

by Anonymousreply 14July 23, 2011 3:30 PM

Oh, excuse me ... and brainless, shallow, ambitious beards.

by Anonymousreply 15July 23, 2011 4:16 PM

Most of you bitches would eat out his ass in a second

by Anonymousreply 16July 23, 2011 10:09 PM

Justin buffed up for the movie:

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by Anonymousreply 17July 23, 2011 11:24 PM

R7 and R8 really don't "get" the rules of attraction.%0D %0D It's more than just in-the-photo appearance, you idiots. It's about the way he moves, the way he talks, his talents, his passions, his personality, and more.%0D %0D Different people also find different things attractive. I'm not sure how you've gotten to this point in life without realizing that yet.%0D %0D (rolling eyes at R7 and R8)%0D

by Anonymousreply 18July 23, 2011 11:38 PM

That's buffed up, R17? He looks like a 14-year-old.

by Anonymousreply 19July 23, 2011 11:42 PM

what's not hot about this?

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by Anonymousreply 20July 23, 2011 11:55 PM

You girls can say what you want, but JT's pretty white ass is ready for some primetime cock.

by Anonymousreply 21July 23, 2011 11:59 PM

He kinda looks like (a buff) Topher Grace in R17's pic. (And you must be ancient, R19.)

by Anonymousreply 22July 24, 2011 12:01 AM

What Ass? He has the flattest ass in the biz!

by Anonymousreply 23July 24, 2011 12:03 AM

I'll have some of that Timberass

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by Anonymousreply 24July 24, 2011 12:09 AM

He's not even plain looking, he's fucking repulsive. %0D A nasty little closet case to boot.

by Anonymousreply 25July 24, 2011 12:10 AM

I have a feeling that there's some sweet stuff up in there.

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by Anonymousreply 26July 24, 2011 12:11 AM

He looks like he's perpetually 15.

by Anonymousreply 27July 24, 2011 12:15 AM

R26 you are right. But most of the actors in movies now seem never to grow up. They are not teenagers but they are also not men.

by Anonymousreply 28July 24, 2011 12:34 AM

I can't get past the cleft palate and (related) wonky nose.

by Anonymousreply 29July 24, 2011 12:38 AM

I've never understood why DL has more frothing hate for this closet case than for so many others.

by Anonymousreply 30July 24, 2011 12:46 AM

R19, you're kind of an idiot, you know that? If THAT'S you're idea of 12 years old, you have some serious problems and issues with perception.%0D

by Anonymousreply 32July 24, 2011 3:35 AM

R32, you need to check your reading comprehension. I said 14 years old, not 12 years old. There's a big difference between a 12 year old and a 14 year old. His body looks like my sons' friends who all between 14-16. And, no, it's not hot.

by Anonymousreply 33July 24, 2011 4:10 AM

R.23--You obviously haven't seen the movie. His ass is small but shapely. He must have been doing killer sets of squats.

by Anonymousreply 34July 24, 2011 4:27 AM

Well, he did bring sexy back.

by Anonymousreply 35July 24, 2011 4:35 AM

[quote]His body looks like my sons' friends who all between 14-16. And, no, it's not hot.

Why are you looking at your sons' friends bodies? You protest a little too much.

by Anonymousreply 36July 24, 2011 5:01 AM

I look at Justin this way. His look, his moves, his new bod, that ass, his attitude .. all standard-to-above-average fare, and true, not pretty, but you add to that what we as a small group know what he will do once it's just you and him alone in that four-star hotel room next time he comes through town, well, that jacks up the appeal quite a bit for me.

by Anonymousreply 37July 24, 2011 9:18 AM

R33, you're a moron. 12, 14, whatever, you're still completely full of shit and need to get help for your completely defective perception.%0D %0D (for the record, I was typing on my iPhone and meant to type 14 but typed 12, so you got all bent out of shape and responded like that to a fucking typo, which just makes you more retarded)%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 38July 24, 2011 9:27 AM

You're an idiot, R33. Pre-teen boys do not have bodies that muscular.

Now all guys today think that if they don't have massive muscles there is something wrong with them. He is plenty muscular compared to the average guy.

It's people like you who are the reason for the increasing problem of male body image (eg. see the DL thread on male anorexia).

by Anonymousreply 39July 24, 2011 10:05 PM

I saw Friends With Benefits. It's not very good. But there are quite a few shots of JT's naked body and it's beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 40July 24, 2011 10:19 PM

Does his ass hold many untold secrets?

by Anonymousreply 41July 24, 2011 10:23 PM

aren't there also a lot of scenes of him in black underwear?

by Anonymousreply 42July 24, 2011 10:27 PM

Here's a grainy shot of the side of his butt in the movie:

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by Anonymousreply 43July 24, 2011 10:30 PM

hopefully there were better shots than that, R43

by Anonymousreply 44July 24, 2011 10:32 PM

R18, anyone who writes "(rolling eyes)" has the maturity of a 14 year-old girl, and is therefore not worth listening to. Goodbye.

by Anonymousreply 45July 24, 2011 10:58 PM

Jermaine Dupri (who I am equally unimpressed with)said it best;%0D %0D [quote] "But he%E2%80%99s very ordinary-looking. He could be any skinny white kid from the suburbs of Orlando. You could go to the mall and find another Justin."

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by Anonymousreply 46July 24, 2011 11:19 PM

Well, it's Justin who is the star, not the "skinny white kid from the suburbs of Orlando".

That line is getting old.

by Anonymousreply 47July 24, 2011 11:24 PM

[quote]"[R18], anyone who writes "(rolling eyes)" has the maturity of a 14 year-old girl, and is therefore not worth listening to. Goodbye"%0D %0D R45, dearest, no one posting on this board is "listening". We're READING, Rhoda.%0D %0D That's all!

by Anonymousreply 48July 24, 2011 11:25 PM

He looks like an inbred hillbilly, I don't get his appeal at all.

by Anonymousreply 49July 24, 2011 11:31 PM

Rimming flat white boy ass and taking LOU PERLMAN"S sloppy seconds?%0D %0D Uhm, no.

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by Anonymousreply 50July 24, 2011 11:37 PM

(rolling eyes at the little drama queen in R45)%0D

by Anonymousreply 51July 24, 2011 11:46 PM

very cute interview with Justin & Mila ...he comes across as funny, open to new ideas & very welcoming...

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by Anonymousreply 52July 25, 2011 1:36 AM

R18 nailed it ...some people look really photogenic in static pictures, and others reveal their attractiveness much more in the way they move, talk & generally carry themselves.%0D %0D i think Justin is super sexy, even if every feature is not classic. He moves like a panther & shows off his sexy body very naturally.

by Anonymousreply 53July 25, 2011 1:39 AM

Is "Mila Kunis" Ukrainian for "My Pussy'?

by Anonymousreply 54July 25, 2011 1:46 AM

R49 nailed it for me. He's fugly and thinks he's some kind of respectable actor and Mr. Hollywood now. He's a joke.

by Anonymousreply 55July 25, 2011 1:54 AM

He'll be starring in a CBS comedy in five years. He just doesn't have the chops to be taken seriously. He'd be great in a comedy, though, as long as he was the unhot roommate. When he gets fat, he can take the Jim Belushi or Kevin James roles.

by Anonymousreply 56July 25, 2011 2:06 AM

Not only does he have a cuter ass than Ashton Kutcher, he's a much better actor.

by Anonymousreply 57July 25, 2011 2:27 AM

Amy Winehouse is gone and this fugly inbred hillbilly troll is still standing where I wanna pee.

by Anonymousreply 59July 25, 2011 2:44 AM

R50 and R49 said it best. %0D %0D You just [italic] KNOW [/italic] Lou Perlman's tongue was familiar w/ EVERY. SINGLE. INCH. of Miss Justin's body. His mom is also QUITE the hillbilly. They never quite lose the accent, do they?%0D %0D [quote] Hannibal Lecter: "You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI. "%0D

by Anonymousreply 60August 20, 2011 1:03 PM

saw the movie. His is hot to death in it. Personality, voice, face, and especially ass and body.

Any one of you would drop to your knees and guzzle away.

by Anonymousreply 61August 20, 2011 3:12 PM

Hi Justin @ R61!!%0D %0D The poor punctuation and grammar spells it ALL out for us!%0D %0D TIA!!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 62August 20, 2011 4:21 PM

I think Justin Timberlake is hawt! He's so boss.

by Anonymousreply 63August 20, 2011 4:29 PM

I thought he was very sexy. Especially w that sense of humor. People like to hate on him. He's adorable.

by Anonymousreply 64December 9, 2011 3:50 PM

R17 - that pic must be photoshopped to buggery to hide his APPALLING tats...

by Anonymousreply 65December 9, 2011 3:57 PM

I watched the clips of his ass from the movie and they were not that attractive at all. The director/writer ruined the scene because they had him going to the toilet and had Mila Kunis and him talking about pee and poop.

Totally unerotic and a wasted opportunity.

by Anonymousreply 66December 9, 2011 7:21 PM

Finally something worth talking about.

r37 get the fuck back in here and spill.

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by Anonymousreply 67February 4, 2014 12:07 PM

[R68] Great post, I agree with you completely. However, DL members are generally not entitled to their own tastes in men. Think, group think.

by Anonymousreply 68February 4, 2014 1:19 PM

r66, not surprising. Americans are terrible at doing anything erotic. It always comes across as crude, disgusting or unimaginative hardcore porn.

by Anonymousreply 69February 4, 2014 1:54 PM

I would like to dig out every inch of it.

R68 huh?

by Anonymousreply 70February 4, 2014 6:11 PM

Finally a topic worthy of discussion

by Anonymousreply 71March 12, 2015 3:20 PM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 72March 12, 2015 3:55 PM

FAIL!!

He is cut, he is gay, and he knows how to clean his ass and keep his business smelling right.

by Anonymousreply 73March 12, 2015 4:40 PM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 74March 12, 2015 5:32 PM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 75March 12, 2015 6:17 PM

^ can I get a hit of that crack you're smoking

by Anonymousreply 76March 12, 2015 6:21 PM

I would love to eat out JTs ass! He gained a muscular toned body over the years! I would love to lick his sweaty hairy pits after a workout! He oozes sex appeal!

by Anonymousreply 77October 30, 2015 5:38 PM

I love his ass. But of the 2 Justin's, I prefer Bieber's.

by Anonymousreply 78May 28, 2018 6:08 PM

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