I just watched it in Immersion. Thoughts:
Too many storylines and locals, but I enjoyed it.
The X-Files plot with the locust could have been excised. However, the JP Trio were the best parts of the movie!
Alan Grant's dialogue was dubbed and sweetened throughout the movie. Does Sam Neill have old man voice or something?
Jeff Goldblum was fantastic, as was the writing for Dr. Ian Malcom.
Chris Pratt is at least 50 lbs heavier than his stunt double on the motorcycle scene. The stuntman had a wasp-waist, while it looked like Owen Grady's been living off of ice cream and pizza the last four years. Chris Pratt;s hair was also different in almost every scene. Color, cut, weave, hairline, front, back... very poor hairpiece continuity for him.
The Therizinosaurus scene was changed from the early trailers, where the dinosaur was stabbing its claws AT BDH as she was crawling away. I assume someone spoke up that Therizinosaurs was not a meat eater, so the scene was re-edited to make him seem benign.
SO FUCKING GLAD that the wretched Smith spawn was relegated to a tiny part at the beginning!!!!!!! I hate him more than his evil parents. The other Black guy was cute and seemed gay (too).
The white women were heterosexuals. The Black diva was a lesbian, as was the Latina (briefly in this one and a big part of the last movie). Ethnic chicks can be gay, not the whities. (Remember, they filmed and cut a scene from JW2 where the lezzie Latina expressed lust for manly Owen Grady; he can turn gay women straight!)
Ludicrous Department: BDH can outrun an Atrociraptor, yet the Atrociraptors can run as fast as a truck and a motorcycle (and a departing plane!).
Still, it was enjoyable, mostly because of the Jurassic Park Trio.
Final words: NOT ENOUGH DINOSAURS.
