Jordan Torres just sent me a DM on Instagram!!!!! I am dying! I’ve been following him a couple months and I posted “lookin’ buff bro 💪 can I work -in with u at the gym sometime?” And he sent me a DM giving me the name of his gym and time he works out!!! Jealous bitches? (I won’t share the name of the gym because I don’t want you whores trying to get him)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 9, 2022 5:42 PM |
He also gave me his rates and told me this weekend he's offering a "Black Friday" special.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 30, 2019 2:00 AM |
R2 - no this is legit. He must have looked at my account and pics and liked me. He didn’t mention anything about money.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 30, 2019 2:02 AM |
How odd. Is he a homosexual? Does he have an OnlyFans?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 30, 2019 2:02 AM |
His brother is more my type; those muscles are too much.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 30, 2019 2:03 AM |
R5 - I will gladly set you up with his brother. Jordan is mine though!!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 30, 2019 2:09 AM |
Bro this is lit! Jordan is goals yo!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 30, 2019 2:12 AM |
R4 - “Is he a homosexual”?
Ferriswheel ✅ Handkerchief I’m back pocket ✅ Wristbands from multiple discos ✅ Two necklaces ✅
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 30, 2019 2:13 AM |
[quote]Bro this is lit! Jordan is goals yo!
Okay, shut down DL. Right fucking now.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 30, 2019 2:16 AM |
Trust me, nobody here will fight you for that . . . [italic]thing[/italic].
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 30, 2019 2:16 AM |
R9 - I think he was making a joke.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 30, 2019 2:20 AM |
R10 - honey if he appeared in front of you, you would drop to your knees and worship him.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 30, 2019 2:21 AM |
Bad posture, skinny little chicken legs, basic face and way too much cockiness. NOPE. NEXT!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 30, 2019 2:26 AM |
R13, he has legions of followers drooling over him because of his good looks. Do you?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 30, 2019 2:29 AM |
He like white, fair skinned guys
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 30, 2019 2:32 AM |
I bet he kisses real good
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 30, 2019 2:33 AM |
Only the trash goes to Coachella.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 30, 2019 2:33 AM |
CNN says “keep your eyes on this boy from the Bronx; he’s going places.”
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 30, 2019 2:37 AM |
He probably is the product of public housing and food stamps, total human trash, that you paid for.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 30, 2019 2:37 AM |
R27 - I can see the outline of his cock in that Versace pic!! It’s perfect size for me
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 30, 2019 2:39 AM |
OP’s Instagram handle - @generou$daddy
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 30, 2019 2:41 AM |
OP has sent us his reply to Jordan!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 30, 2019 2:42 AM |
Hot dude, good luck.
Take pics at the gym and tell us what happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 30, 2019 2:46 AM |
It's OK to like muscles, but don't idolise him. He's a human being like you.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 30, 2019 2:53 AM |
[quote]honey if he appeared in front of you, you would drop to your knees and worship him.
Honey, not even at gunpoint.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 30, 2019 3:06 AM |
He's so douchey he pisses vinegar.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 30, 2019 3:12 AM |
R17 that hairline level: child of Guidice and Hernandez
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 30, 2019 3:17 AM |
he's a fukin dumbass. I think I saw him SPEEDING on West Knoll about 2 weeks ago in the jeep in his Insta. They installed speed bumps a few months ago and this muthafucka must have been going 50 mph up to SM Blvd as I was about to turn a left on West Knoll. Luckily I came to a complete stop or there would have been an accident! MARY!!
why won't the comments screen on his insta load when you click the mean headline?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 30, 2019 3:55 AM |
He needs a good man to get him out of all that attention-high he is on. I’m a good white guy and I could be here for him.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 30, 2019 4:19 AM |
Can you even make a left on West Knoll from SM? 🤔
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 30, 2019 4:23 AM |
No, I was coming from the side street south of SMB, make a left on W Knoll, then the right at Shake Shack. The Jeep looked a lot like the one the ho the OP is stalking drives.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 30, 2019 4:52 AM |
Make sure to follow him into the shower.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 30, 2019 4:55 AM |
You’ll only need about $10, if that.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 30, 2019 12:03 PM |
Can't you find this type of men in some strawberry farms in Central California for free, plus a complimentary basket of strawberries?
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 31, 2020 5:03 AM |
If you're lucky he'll prolapse all over you!
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 31, 2020 5:06 PM |
Did he roll up his wifebeater at R52 or is he wearing his sister’s sports bra?
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 31, 2020 5:18 PM |
OP, you seem rather desperate. That's never a good look hon.
And trust me, unless you're willing to hand over some cash at some point he'll drop you like a hot rock.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 31, 2020 6:19 PM |
I'm sure he did, OP. Was this before or after you ran into Chris Hemsworth on the subway and received a sloppy-toppy from him?
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 6, 2020 3:11 AM |
This will end in an itchy or tingly around your genitals followed by painful, small blisters that pop and leave sores that ooze or bleed.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 6, 2020 3:15 AM |
R57 Good Lord, that boy has some big ol titties
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 6, 2020 3:35 AM |
Is [italic]work in [/italic] a standard phrase?
[quote] I posted “lookin’ buff bro 💪 can I work -in with u at the gym sometime?”
Is this a veiled reference to penetration? Are these subliminal mind tricks?
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 6, 2020 4:02 AM |
Oooh, you have some outside validation. How fortunate you are.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 14, 2020 4:39 PM |
This is why NYC is over. Guys like him used to be a dime a dozen on the corners and strip bars of NYC. For $20, could take them home. Now they move to LA, get IG and some “agents” try to hype them as “models”. I miss the days of abundant PR hotties roaming the streets of NYC. Sigh.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 22, 2020 8:57 PM |
Aren’t Rican hotties still roaming NYC streets?
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 22, 2020 10:41 PM |
Seems like the PR hotties all disappeared. I’ve heard Orlando now has more than NYC. Also seems like a lot in CT and Long Island now. Like every immigrant group, they probably are spreading out across the country and leaving NYC.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 22, 2020 11:54 PM |
Many are moving to North Carolina
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 23, 2020 12:05 AM |
[quote] I’m a good white guy and I could be here for him.
LOL
No white guys actually says "I'm a white guy". We're all "privileged", remember? We just say "I'm a guy".
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 10, 2020 9:17 PM |
Seeing this bumpedthread reminded me that at one point Muriel was red-tagging you to try to get rid of you. I guess she gave up.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 11, 2020 11:51 PM |
Guy only works his upper body...he has toothpick legs and baby fat thighs. And the eyebrows are ghetto. Just another wannabe.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 6, 2020 2:24 AM |
R93, you mad you can’t get hundreds of thousands of people drooling over you like he has?
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 6, 2020 2:26 AM |
[Quote] Seeing this bumped thread reminded me that at one point Muriel was red-tagging you to try to get rid of you. I guess she gave up.
LOL She should try again...or tell the NY Post that he's an officer in the NYPD and send one of their reporters his Tik Tok account. The negative publicity and probable suspension over that might get him to go away for a while.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 17, 2020 10:22 PM |
Muriel, if you're reading this, the person to contact at the Post is Susan Edelman. She wrote a similar story for the Post.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 17, 2020 10:29 PM |
Causes dudes to doubt their heterosexuality
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 10, 2020 1:11 AM |
So, OP, did you or did you not hook up with him?
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 10, 2020 1:17 AM |
He's going to prolapse all over you.
So hot 🔥🔥🔥!
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 10, 2020 1:26 AM |
Brandon Cody--of the Sean Cody, Codys --sent me a DM on IG for defending him on one of his posts years ago. His "fans" are/were br-u-tal. I simply said something like "Look, he's not running for office. Who cares if he can't spell? Just enjoy the view" And he responded with "Thanks for taking up for me, I appreciate that" Enh...it wasn't a proposal or anything. Big deal.
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 7, 2021 12:27 PM |
Op being three entirely different people talking to each other in the first three posts is really hilarious!
LOL
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 10, 2022 3:44 AM |
Saw his webcam video from long ago, when he was just a twink without all the muscles. Long cut cock, although he never got fully hard. The coin slot bussy was the best part.
I wonder how much he goes for these days.
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 20, 2022 4:38 PM |
Oh dear lord, the Jordan Torres troll from LPSG is back.
Over 500 pages in that thread on LPSG largely from thirsty queens young and old moaning that JT won't do full tackle out shots.
| by Anonymous | reply 149 | September 22, 2022 5:03 AM |
