Gabby Douglas tries to teach Jimmy and Guillermo to do a cartwheel. Jimmy is going commando in tight clay-colored sweats. He's obviously freeballing, and that mouthwatering bulge is utterly hypnotic as Jimmy alternately struts and flails around. I would greedily suck the cream of of his bratwurst-sized cannoli. đ¤¤
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 22, 2021 4:03 PM |
We'll take your word for it.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 8, 2021 6:20 AM |
Get a grip Mary. I see nothing more than a standard cockhead nub.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 8, 2021 6:21 AM |
âCan I touch it?â đ
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 8, 2021 6:28 AM |
I thought he was Jewish. But he's German-Italian, which explains the sizeable appendage.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 8, 2021 6:43 AM |
Does he show it while doing his blackface routine?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 8, 2021 6:47 AM |
Does he show it while writing classist bits for awards shows to teach middle America and the unwashed masses to know their place and inferiority to the celebrity class?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 8, 2021 6:54 AM |
I always thought Jimmy Kimmel was attractive - similar to Ben Affleck but gone right instead of gone wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 8, 2021 6:59 AM |
Glad heâs listened to me and has gotten rid of his heavy beard and gone back to scruffy.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 8, 2021 7:05 AM |
To me, Kimmel looks like a cross between Walter Matthau and Down Syndrome.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 8, 2021 7:09 AM |
I noticed that bulge, too. It's certainly not small.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 8, 2021 7:11 AM |
Guillermo ainât packinâ pinga.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 8, 2021 7:13 AM |
Jimmyâs attractive but heâs like a carbon copy of my brother-in-law, so thatâs a hard pass.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 8, 2021 7:17 AM |
I was actually watching that and thought the same thing. Kimmel's much better looking now than he was when he was younger, but not even a decent soft dick puts him in the hot category for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 8, 2021 8:49 AM |
Someone please post the picture again I can't see it off Op's Facebook ink
TIA
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 8, 2021 9:08 AM |
Better yet, a bouncy gif please!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 8, 2021 9:10 AM |
He looks like a less attractive Chris Nunez.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 8, 2021 9:18 AM |
YT clip. Starts around the 5 minute mark.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 8, 2021 9:56 AM |
[quote]Jimble Kimble
Not-So-Nimble Jimble Kimble
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 8, 2021 10:20 AM |
I like Jimmy, and viewed the video twice. As an avid crotch watcher, I'm sorry to say that I'm not sure what you're excited about. But I'm happy for you. Enjoy.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 8, 2021 10:53 AM |
That was embarrassing. Kimmel never should have let that go on beyond the first time...or better yet, never videotaped it at all.
I don't expect Kimmel or Guilermo to know how to cartwheel, but to keep showing colossal failures continually was humiliating.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 8, 2021 11:28 AM |
To be fair, I watched the original on a 65" UHD screen. The bulge was very apparent. Jimmy has a nice-sized cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 8, 2021 1:24 PM |
^^For the Let's Humble Brag thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 8, 2021 1:28 PM |
We'll all assume you're Helen Keller and OP R26.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 8, 2021 1:37 PM |
Jimmy is my new favorite tv host. I went off Fallon last year when he spun outta control with his home shows. I am just tired of seeing a 46 year old man act like a teenage girl. Besides, Kimmel is far sexier without even trying.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 8, 2021 1:52 PM |
R15 I thought he was cute when he was a shlubby cub on "The Man Show."
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 8, 2021 1:54 PM |
Gross. Not even clicking that. Jimmy Kimmel is repulsive.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 8, 2021 2:00 PM |
You can see it all the time in his pants when he does his monologue.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 8, 2021 4:53 PM |
Someone is actually impressed with that nubbin?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 8, 2021 5:07 PM |
Sarah Silverman said he just has big balls.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 8, 2021 5:48 PM |
Itâs definitely noticeable. You can tell even more when you see it tenting from the side view.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 8, 2021 5:59 PM |
There's no bulge. Stop making shit up!
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 8, 2021 6:04 PM |
^Youâre either blind or jealous.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 8, 2021 6:08 PM |
Is Jimmy Kimmel bisexual?
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 8, 2021 7:33 PM |
Guillermo is so endearingly accommodating. 'Yes, Jimmy. You may touch my junk."
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 8, 2021 7:41 PM |
Maybe this should be elevated to level of the Blue Dress meme. Have the nation weigh in. I'm sure Kimmel would get a kick out of it. Pokey Nub vs. Hefty Bulge.
I see the Pokey Nub. Which leads me to believe whatever Jimmy's ultimate size, he's a grower. Guys with pendulous junk or show-ers will display the ridge of a cockhead. Nubs are for growers.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 8, 2021 10:16 PM |
Dick cheese overproduction problem?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 8, 2021 10:59 PM |
This ainât no nubbinâ
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 8, 2021 11:08 PM |
sure aint no hefty bulge.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 8, 2021 11:27 PM |
How does one's dick hole completely seal up on it's own (per R44), not once, but twice?! Kimmel must've been doing something kinky, right? He totally seems the type.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 9, 2021 3:28 AM |
^^caged and clamped. maybe that's what's bulging.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 9, 2021 4:45 AM |
[quote] Jimmy Kimmel's Hefty Bulge
This is why they hate us.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 9, 2021 4:46 AM |
Old Jimy didn't show any BULGE while wearing tights, on that Vax LIVE bullshit tonight!
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 9, 2021 8:00 AM |
R50 He wore something to cover up his bulge.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 9, 2021 11:55 AM |
Ben Affleck made a point of commenting on Jimmy's "fantasy package" as a laugh line. They had to strap it down or the bit wouldn't be funny.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 10, 2021 6:09 AM |
Won't let me post the link. Search YouTube for VAX Live Kimmel
Of course my comment was laden with sarcasm.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 10, 2021 6:55 AM |
^ That is a whole meal for Colton's tight virgin hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 10, 2021 9:54 AM |
Looks down-syndrome-adjacent to me.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 10, 2021 10:41 AM |
^ Straight from the benchmark's keyboard.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 10, 2021 12:17 PM |
[quote] Looks down-syndrome-adjacent to me.
there may be a correlation. just check out at Adam Devine.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 10, 2021 8:32 PM |
He is the ultimate dilf next door.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 15, 2021 4:08 PM |
...next door to the last man on earth.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 15, 2021 4:29 PM |
Do I need special glasses to see the hefty bulge?
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 15, 2021 4:37 PM |
^No, you just need to let go of your envy by way of having a tiny ween.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 15, 2021 4:58 PM |
Daddy Jimmy was so turned on by the attention of his dilf body that he was getting a boner. What a beautiful sight. He was making all the daddy-hungry twinks spilled their white boy milk that night.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 22, 2021 3:23 PM |
Youâre gross & fucking retarded, r64.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 22, 2021 4:03 PM |
