Janet Jackson..... Black, Beautiful, and Broke

Looks like another cautionary tale of what wild spending, drugs, shady accounting practices, and constant plastic surgery can do to a girl’s fortune. Lauren Hill, Whitney, and now Janet Jackson, broke-ass bitches.

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by Anonymousreply 77February 14, 2021 6:06 AM

Hmm, with "portions" of the auction benefitting charity, I wonder how much money she'll actually be able to raise.

by Anonymousreply 1February 13, 2021 6:55 AM

Where’s the source that she’s broke?

by Anonymousreply 2February 13, 2021 6:58 AM

R1 Unlike Ms. Jackson’s Sunday brunch portions at Al’s All You Can Eat Catfish Bar and Notary, those portions will be quite small.

by Anonymousreply 3February 13, 2021 6:59 AM

R2 LaToya Jackson is a distant relative of La Janet and credible source. If anyone knows what being a broke Jackson looks like, it LaToya- followed by Tito and Rebbie.

by Anonymousreply 4February 13, 2021 7:01 AM

R4 LaToya certainly knows what the abuse of plastic surgery looks like.

by Anonymousreply 5February 13, 2021 7:03 AM

R5 but I thought the Jackson nose was natural!

by Anonymousreply 6February 13, 2021 7:05 AM

How much for the nipple ornament?

by Anonymousreply 7February 13, 2021 7:09 AM

The last time she was sucking my cock, the bitch tried to lift my wallet! Oh well, J.C. always needs cash, and his mouth is better than hers or Britney's.

Bye bye bye Miss Jackson

by Anonymousreply 8February 13, 2021 7:10 AM

What happened to her Baja Fresh endorsement deal? One of her fans claimed Janet could retire for life based on songwriter royalty income alone.

by Anonymousreply 9February 13, 2021 7:13 AM

Perhaps I can give her a gig as a back up dancer on my next tour. I’ll be sure to treat her the same way she treated me about 30 years ago.......NASTY.

by Anonymousreply 10February 13, 2021 7:17 AM

Everywhere I go, every smile I see, I know you are there, smiling back at me....

by Anonymousreply 11February 13, 2021 7:24 AM

Hmmm...the Collector's Edition $200 is black...the Signature Edition $800 is white! Ms. Jackson and the Auction house are racist!

by Anonymousreply 13February 13, 2021 7:28 AM

R13- White people have more money than black people- even those of us who pretended to be black to make our fortunes. Janet learned that from Micheal- who died trying to become a old Jewish woman.

by Anonymousreply 14February 13, 2021 7:35 AM

Is this to raise money for another nose job?

by Anonymousreply 15February 13, 2021 7:49 AM

R10 Jenny chasing that bitch around the block in her limo.

by Anonymousreply 16February 13, 2021 7:50 AM

I have an opening for a large colored girl to sit on my glass table 3 nights a week- 25 dollars a night. I’ll provide beans, prunes, and boiled eggs. Don’t want her to grunt, just softly whisper coo that she’s about the drop a steaming load.

by Anonymousreply 17February 13, 2021 7:52 AM

She could be a lot worse off. Let's face it she ain't living on the streets giving head jobs for crack.

by Anonymousreply 18February 13, 2021 7:53 AM

Maybe she should do a biopic like Madonna. Instead of Diablo Cody, she can collaborate with Ava Duvernay or Issa Rae to write the screenplay. That may generate some interest in her music again.

I mean what does she have to lose at this point?

by Anonymousreply 19February 13, 2021 7:57 AM

R4 Distant relative? She's her older sister.

by Anonymousreply 20February 13, 2021 7:59 AM

Why didn't Janet get cast as Aretha in the "From These Roots" biopic? Why does that mouth-breathing bimbo with the IQ of a stapler, Jennifer Hudson, keep getting cast?

by Anonymousreply 21February 13, 2021 8:01 AM

She isn’t beautiful at all

by Anonymousreply 22February 13, 2021 9:04 AM

Jeez lots of people when they get older get rid of "stuff". Nothing unusual.

by Anonymousreply 23February 13, 2021 9:09 AM

This isn’t just a Black thing. Didn’t Liza have to sell all her stuff on Home Shopping Network a few years ago?

by Anonymousreply 24February 13, 2021 9:24 AM

She must need the money. All of the State Fairs have been closed because of covid, so Janet hasn't been able to get any work.

by Anonymousreply 26February 13, 2021 9:51 AM

Why was she ridiculed for showing the breast? That’s exactly what we want from her.

by Anonymousreply 27February 13, 2021 10:01 AM

[quote] Why didn't Janet get cast as Aretha in the "From These Roots" biopic?

Aretha wasn't known for her whispercoo.

by Anonymousreply 28February 13, 2021 10:10 AM

R28, Aretha wanted Halle Fucking Berry to play her. If the non-singing Halle was an acceptable choice why should Janet's whispercooing be a problem?

by Anonymousreply 29February 13, 2021 10:14 AM

R18 She’s basically one step away from that- just depends on how much money the bandage she wore on her head from the Good Times episode where her mother burned her with an iron brings in. Penny Jackson needs some major coins!!!

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by Anonymousreply 30February 13, 2021 10:29 AM

[quote]Aretha wanted Halle Fucking Berry to play her.

Re, baby... there would not have been enough padding in the world to make that work.

by Anonymousreply 31February 13, 2021 10:32 AM

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by Anonymousreply 32February 13, 2021 10:33 AM

JanetMadonnaBritneyLounge

by Anonymousreply 33February 13, 2021 10:34 AM

At least Janet avoided crack.

Her drug of choice was fried chicken.

by Anonymousreply 34February 13, 2021 11:50 AM

R34, Di-Ane, let's get one thing straight! I said STRAIGHT, because that's what I am. A God-fearing good Christian wife and mother and completely normal! I make too much money to ever do crack, OK? We don't do crack, we don't do that. Crack is for po' folks. Whitney rich! OK? We don't do crack, we don't do that. Crack is whack. OK? Let's get that straight! Straight as our good Lord and savior Jesus Christ wants us to be and made us. Do you know that Di-Ane, do you?

by Anonymousreply 35February 13, 2021 11:57 AM

Janet was no stranger to the combined KFC / Taco Bell drive-thru.

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by Anonymousreply 36February 13, 2021 11:59 AM

Janet doesn't make enough money to do crack.

by Anonymousreply 37February 13, 2021 12:00 PM

If Janet is broke, I would be under minus minus zero zero nothing abject poverty line ad infinitum!!!!!!!

OP is a fat, lying slob.

by Anonymousreply 38February 13, 2021 12:01 PM

Loved this look from this time last year when she casually surprised The View.

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by Anonymousreply 39February 13, 2021 12:05 PM

What could she do to make a little extra cash?

by Anonymousreply 40February 13, 2021 2:19 PM

Is r17's post the most disgusting thing that has ever been posted on Datalounge? Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 41February 13, 2021 2:43 PM

[quote] Is [R17]'s post the most disgusting thing that has ever been posted on Datalounge? Just curious.

I cant see it. She's blocked. The Janet threads are a magnet for the most horribly racist denizens of Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 42February 13, 2021 5:22 PM

R17 was great! And R42, you’re a misogynist for calling him “she”.

by Anonymousreply 44February 13, 2021 5:53 PM

R17 was the strangest post I've read on here but I'm still chuckling hours later!

by Anonymousreply 45February 13, 2021 5:58 PM

Black, bloated , and broke.

by Anonymousreply 46February 13, 2021 5:58 PM

What did Janet do to earn such animosity? She always seemed so boring.

by Anonymousreply 47February 13, 2021 6:03 PM

The misogyny here is bullshit, along with the exaggerations. "Constant" plastic surgery. Literally. Like, every single moment there are surgeons moving things around on her face. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 48February 13, 2021 6:06 PM

r17 is a long-standing DL joke about Danny Thomas.

Brush up on your DL history!

by Anonymousreply 49February 13, 2021 6:13 PM

after the whisper coo, how will they whisk her pooh?

by Anonymousreply 51February 13, 2021 6:20 PM

Broke ? She married and got a kid for money.

That bitch is lying.

by Anonymousreply 52February 13, 2021 6:22 PM

[quote] Where's her kid?

You mean, her TWO kids?

Let's not forget the one she pawned off on Rebbie so she could pursue her recording career.

by Anonymousreply 53February 13, 2021 6:28 PM

Since when does selling box music sets equal broke? I went to that site expecting to see jewels and clothes.

by Anonymousreply 54February 13, 2021 6:48 PM

SHO NUFF BLACK N BROKE BUT THAT TEEENIE NOSED FLOP WILL NEVER BE A BEAUTY HONEY

by Anonymousreply 55February 13, 2021 6:58 PM

[quote]Black, Beautiful, and Broke

Well, black and broke, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 56February 13, 2021 7:28 PM

If she ain't broke, this is so tacky. If she is, she deserves it.

by Anonymousreply 57February 13, 2021 7:28 PM

Is she auctioning off her original nose? I'm still going through the catalogue.

by Anonymousreply 58February 13, 2021 7:34 PM

This is so sad. But not all that surprising. If you look at her YouTube views and streaming numbers, interest in her music has not held up well. And she doesn’t have much else as a source of revenue. Plus she’s a Jackson, so she probably learned terrible money management and deals with mooching relatives all the time.

by Anonymousreply 59February 13, 2021 10:53 PM

What r50 asked. I thought she had that baby with that Arab bazillionaire. Doesn’t she get money from that?

I don’t know how people can blow through money that way.

by Anonymousreply 60February 13, 2021 11:35 PM

Nothing like a good Danny Thomas shit post!

by Anonymousreply 61February 13, 2021 11:44 PM

She’s black but not beautiful. She’s broke however. She’s a major major has been and the least successful one out of the big 5. She has the lowest numbers of album sales, touring grosses, YouTube views, and streamings compared to Celine, Mariah, Celine and Madonna. Madonna of course is the most successful one, next is Celine Dion

by Anonymousreply 62February 13, 2021 11:59 PM

R54 She IS selling clothing and jewelry- including diamond earrings that Oprah gave her! Wipe the cum out of your eyes from last night gang bang with grandpa and uncle Steve and read the press release again.

by Anonymousreply 63February 14, 2021 12:04 AM

[quote] [R17] was great! And [R42], you’re a misogynist for calling him “she”.

I can't be expected to remember the ever-changing personal pronouns of all you bitches. Especially the wretched ones.

by Anonymousreply 64February 14, 2021 12:05 AM

OP, let's just say she's "Black and Broke."

Or if you prefer, "Black, Big, and Broke."

by Anonymousreply 65February 14, 2021 12:05 AM

Where are you all getting that she's broke? Rich people auction off stuff all the time.

by Anonymousreply 66February 14, 2021 12:08 AM

I prefer Black, Bloated, and Busting at the Seams.

by Anonymousreply 67February 14, 2021 12:10 AM

One of the smartest decisions Madonna ever made was telling her leeching relatives to fuck off, as soon as she started making big money. She wasn't going to let anyone bleed her dry, unlike many other celebs and their families.

by Anonymousreply 68February 14, 2021 12:15 AM

Good thing she put her Good Times and Fame residual money into United States Savings Bonds.

by Anonymousreply 69February 14, 2021 12:20 AM

[quote] She’s black but not beautiful. She’s broke however. She’s a major major has been and the least successful one out of the big 5. She has the lowest numbers of album sales, touring grosses, YouTube views, and streamings compared to Celine, Mariah, Celine and Madonna. Madonna of course is the most successful one, next is Celine Dion

Nobody gives a shit. I don't get why people on this site thinks sales = quality. It just makes you all sound insecure like you need to validate why you like an artist. Also none of those women are as talented as Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, Tina Turner, Sarah Vaughn, Teena Marie and etc.

by Anonymousreply 70February 14, 2021 2:05 AM

[quote] One of the smartest decisions Madonna ever made was telling her leeching relatives to fuck off, as soon as she started making big money. She wasn't going to let anyone bleed her dry, unlike many other celebs and their families.

Except Guy Ritchie, who took a huge chunk of money and left her as the mess we have today.

by Anonymousreply 71February 14, 2021 2:52 AM

R70 Whitney is talented? Yes she could sing but so can other millions worldwide. Mariah and Madonna wrote their own music and managed their money well and that are talents. At least they are not drug addicts and died in bathtub.

I don’t give a shit about other names u mentioned

by Anonymousreply 72February 14, 2021 2:58 AM

[quote] She could be a lot worse off. Let's face it she ain't living on the streets giving head jobs for crack.

Oh my, head for crack, now that is whack

by Anonymousreply 73February 14, 2021 2:59 AM

R72 What an intelligent answer

by Anonymousreply 74February 14, 2021 2:59 AM

[quote] What could she do to make a little extra cash?

El Pollo Loco is hiring

by Anonymousreply 75February 14, 2021 3:03 AM

I'm beginning to think DL has a racism problem..

by Anonymousreply 76February 14, 2021 5:01 AM

R76 Thank you, Coretta Scott King for that timely and insightful observation that even Helen Keller could see. How proud your mother and whoever your farther turns out to be must be of your community college education.

by Anonymousreply 77February 14, 2021 6:06 AM

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