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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 20, 2021 7:31 PM |
Where'd this sorry sack of a woman get $15 million ????!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 29, 2016 7:44 PM |
Egads. That pea green upholstered furniture is awful. I like the wine cellar, the rest no.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 29, 2016 7:50 PM |
If anyone ever asks me "What moment in history would you have liked to witness first-hand, I would now have to say this one....
"On one evening in particular a few months following 9/11, Merv Griffin, Robert Goulet, Michael Feinstein, and Jack Jones stood on the stage and sang a cappella God Bless America. Everyone stood and held their hands over their hearts. [It was] very moving. Tears!' she recalled to People."
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 29, 2016 8:03 PM |
I learned a new word: funicular.
[quote]That pea green upholstered furniture is awful.
It made me smile because it reminded me of my grandmother, who died almost 20 years ago.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 29, 2016 8:08 PM |
The miniskirts on the dining room chairs. The zebra rugs that appear in no fewer than four rooms. Ay, ay, ay!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 29, 2016 8:11 PM |
She's a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Republican and a Trump supporter. The worst of the worst!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 29, 2016 8:31 PM |
It has every styling cliché ever created X10. Her picture makes her look like a drag queen.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 29, 2016 8:37 PM |
R7 , I think those are petticoats.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 29, 2016 8:43 PM |
"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stone-age family!"
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 29, 2016 8:47 PM |
She wanted $30 million 8 years ago.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 29, 2016 8:52 PM |
One simply MUST look at the article to see Suzanne clad in wrinkled brown leather---and I don't mean clothing!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 29, 2016 8:57 PM |
The house isn't really as awful as it could be, but where the fuck did she get that kind of money?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 29, 2016 9:01 PM |
I like the outdoor bathtub. That's all I got.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 29, 2016 9:01 PM |
It's been for sale forever. I still like it and the location.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 29, 2016 9:02 PM |
I think it's kind of cool. Overdone, but cozy. At least it's not that cold, sterile mid-century look they all do out there.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 29, 2016 9:04 PM |
The bathtub on the hillside looks like half a Cialis ad.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 29, 2016 9:11 PM |
It looks like a complete money pit. The kitchen needs to be updated, the pool needs resurfacing at the very least. Is the location something special? If not, people with that kind of money will want something fresher.
I saw one of those funicular things in Quebec City. They use it to haul cruise ship tourists up the hill.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 29, 2016 9:12 PM |
The house is located in the most exclusive part of PS. The area is fucking STUNNING!!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 29, 2016 9:19 PM |
bet they're praying for the big one to roll the whole shebang down the mountainside and get the insurance proceeds.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 29, 2016 9:19 PM |
What is up with a bathtub in every room?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 29, 2016 9:23 PM |
The only thing I liked was the pool area, which made me think of the famous DL thread about the guy who killed an iguana on his pool deck (with his purse, I presume).
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 29, 2016 9:49 PM |
I'm 'downsizing' as well, my double wide in San Bernadino is on the market for $54,000 (I originally had it on the market in 2007 for $65,000 and then had to slash it in 2010 to $30,000 before raising it back up to $54,000 this year)
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 29, 2016 9:52 PM |
It is very french villa. It might be a little dated but it still holds up, IMO. Lovely.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 29, 2016 10:08 PM |
R14 she made bazillions on HSN and direct marketing products for decades. Where have you been?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 29, 2016 10:09 PM |
But she bought it in 1977 where she got the money then?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 29, 2016 10:19 PM |
If you like the desert, with some extensive redecorating this would be a place.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 29, 2016 10:22 PM |
The property is 73 acres, 72 of them are the rocky hillside behind her outdoor tub. IMO Southridge is far nicer and more exclusive than this area - gated too.
Plus because of the mountain behind it the property loses sun early in the day.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 29, 2016 10:35 PM |
[Quote] Plus because of the mountain behind it the property loses sun early in the day.
I think many would find that to be just fine out there.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 29, 2016 10:45 PM |
Her skin in that Daily Mail photo reminded me of Dixie Wetsworth from MADtv.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 29, 2016 10:46 PM |
[Quote] IMO Southridge is far nicer
Really? I don'y know. You have to look at "Crappy Cove" down below with it's weird mix of adobe, mid century and then the random trailer park looking. Plus, everyone there in CC leaves their camping trailers out on the street. It's odd.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 29, 2016 10:55 PM |
R1 That price of almost $15 million doesn't mean that's what they paid for it 40 years ago in 1977. She and Hamel were also trying to unload this place back before the 2008 real estate bust. And at that heavily-inflated point in time, they were asking $35 million.
R2 I think it was ThighMaster.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 29, 2016 11:06 PM |
Beige, beige, and more beige, with a little bit of white and green. I'd tire of the decor very quickly. I do, however, love the setting and the various pools. When it's snowing where I live, I'd love to be able to escape to a place like this in PS.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 30, 2016 12:35 AM |
If you can't find a beautiful, giant mansion with everything that you could possibly desire in Palm Springs for less than $3 million then you are a fucking idiot. Old Las Palmas, Vista Las Palmas and the Movie Colony are only a couple of far chicer hoods in the heart of downtown with better locations - all the amazing boutiques, restaurants, etc are right there. I get the acreage thing - but who needs all of that desert space? Why not live in the best of the best locals in a much nicer mansion than hers? I am sure that a buyer exists - but I am stumped as to who would want this for that price.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 30, 2016 3:51 AM |
No one should be surprised by this absurd whore's lack of good taste.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 30, 2016 3:55 AM |
I'll never know where the nerve comes to live like that, and want people who live check-to-check to suffer under Republican rule. She's brainless old leather bag, and her only claim to fame is an infamously stupid, unwatchable shitcom.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 30, 2016 4:07 AM |
She made most of her millions NOT from TV but from selling her crap on TV HSN and Evine/ShopNBC.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 30, 2016 4:10 AM |
While you were making fun of her, she was busy running over a dozen successful businesses, and wrote several books on health and nutrition, many of which landed on the New York Times best seller list.
She's a smart savvy business woman who's never been afraid of hard work, and has reaped the rewards of her labor. And she's still going strong.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 30, 2016 5:09 AM |
This must be what gave Chet Haze the idea that he could rap:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 30, 2016 5:09 AM |
[quote] She's a smart savvy business woman
Sorry to burst your bubble on that one. Her husband is the one with the brain for business. She is a hard worker and the face of her enterprises, but Alan Hamel is the one who has guided her through it all.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 30, 2016 5:32 AM |
Bless her botoxed heart that she still thinks she was the reason [italic]Three's Company[/italic] was a hit. If that were true, it would have ended when she quit.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 30, 2016 5:38 AM |
She's supported Alan Hamel for years. She's even hired his kids to work in her various businesses. And Hamel certainly was not the inspiration for any of her books. She was a single mother at age seventeen, raised her son alone. Her father was an abusive alcoholic, her mother was an enabler. Somers is a survivor, she doesn't really need help from anyone. .
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 30, 2016 6:23 AM |
She and Farrah both - they were the #1 eye candy for a couple seasons and were let go due to demanding huge sums to stay. In both cases, the shows survived quite fine without them.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 30, 2016 6:24 AM |
Hamel must be hung like a horse if she has kept him around all these years.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 30, 2016 6:27 AM |
[quote]Alan Hamel is the one who has guided her through it all.
Alan Hamel guided her right out of her co-starring role in a hit prime-time TV show.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 30, 2016 9:31 AM |
Is that Suzanne Somers or Otzi the iceman?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 30, 2016 1:49 PM |
This bitch is stingy as fuck. When I was in college I worked at the phone center that took orders for her Torso Track and Somersize diet program. Her infomercials never disclosed prices, as they were such fucking rip-offs they knew if they put the prices on the infomercials that no one would even call in. So it was my job to drop the bomb on callers that the Torso Track was $330 + shipping and her diet program was $150--and then beat your credit card number out of you. My reward for doing so? Less than 1%. I made $3.00 per Torso Track and $1 per Somersize program I sold. Other companies we fielded calls for paid more generously. That gaudy house on the hill is built on my hard work.
And yea, whatever injections this bitch is taking in order to live forever AIN'T WORKING, honey!
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 30, 2016 1:56 PM |
Oh and PS: I LAUGHED when she got caught having plastic surgery & then pulled the cancer card. As if, bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 30, 2016 1:58 PM |
Is she really a Trump supporter? She's dead to me the leathery old cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 30, 2016 2:25 PM |
She makes a ton of money from her patented product line, and she and her husband bought hundreds of acres of land in Palm Springs in the 70s.
She told Larry King that she got the idea to create products from when she would wet the bed growing up and her dad got her a device that shook the bed when it got wet.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 30, 2016 2:49 PM |
LOL at the Cialis ad comment!
Bitch has that ginormous kitchen and high-end restaurant stove, and you just know she can't boil water.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 30, 2016 2:58 PM |
What R27 said. There was a french decorator. Its really not awful. I like the stone walls. The "luxury" details like the double rock sinks are dumb. The sponged walls and faux patinas are bad. Get the lustre out of that tree, goddamnit. Beamed ceilings are bad feng shui.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 30, 2016 3:04 PM |
That first photo makes her look like a giant. Too bad that Photoshop Disasters site closed down. This would be a good addition to it.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 30, 2016 3:14 PM |
R58, the rock sinks are fucking hideous. Yabba dabba doo!
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 30, 2016 3:19 PM |
Somers is a trained gourmet chef, and has an entire line of food products. It was her original career choice before actress and successful entrepreneur.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 30, 2016 3:21 PM |
JFC, this place is as tacky and outdated as Sommers her self. It looks like something Hugh Hefner would snap right up.
Sommers should do something about those wrinkly knees she's gotten due to excessive sunbathing. My mother is her age and her knees look perfect because she never sat around slathering baby oil on herself while sitting in the sun for years.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 30, 2016 3:27 PM |
LOL, a gay man concerned about a women's wrinkled knees.
How Very Mary !
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 30, 2016 3:30 PM |
Just had a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous flashback. Wasn't this house on one of the episodes? Looks frozen in time in 1986.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 30, 2016 3:32 PM |
She used to have a daytime talk show that featured her cooking segments.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 30, 2016 5:22 PM |
[quote]If you can't find a beautiful, giant mansion with everything that you could possibly desire in Palm Springs for less than $3 million then you are a fucking idiot.
If that price includes several Latino live-in pool boys ...... SOLD!
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 30, 2016 5:23 PM |
Is that place up above the Historic Tennis Club Area? I have a friend who lives there with the mountain in his backyard. Nice location but could never live in Palm Springs. Don't understand its appeal.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 30, 2016 8:53 PM |
Not my style, but it would be more livable than that Frank Lloyd Wright house.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 30, 2016 9:07 PM |
funicular.....funic yourself.....
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 30, 2016 9:31 PM |
I can't help wondering how many rattlesnakes there are in her backyard. Can rattlesnakes climb into a bathtub?? Eek.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 1, 2016 1:13 AM |
I give them credit for having no thirsty lawns and using unthirsty California native plants for the landscaping, in water-stressed California.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 1, 2016 3:21 AM |
[quote] The house is located in the most exclusive part of PS.
Mountebank is one of the most restricted and exclusive communities in Connecticut!
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 1, 2016 5:43 AM |
Except for the animal prints I love it all.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 1, 2016 6:12 AM |
If you can afford the house, you certainly should be able to afford to redecorate.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 1, 2016 6:17 AM |
I get some people don't like the rock, Flinstones decor, but I love that shit - with so much cheap, modern crap in most newly built structures.
Suzanne and Joyce Dewitt got along pretty well during their Cafe Mom reunion.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 1, 2016 6:33 AM |
Hmm. $35M marked down to $14M?? Sounds like a classic distress sale. Suzanne's ThighMaster royalties must finally be thinning out; and it can't be cheap to maintain that compound. Shifty Hamel's probably praying for a bolt of "Jewish Lightning." Won't be surprised if--barring a sale--the whole place gets struck and mysteriously burns right down to its foundation.
To his credit, he's managed to keep Suzanne in his thrall--and firmly strapped into the harness: she's the family workhorse/breadwinner, and has been since the earliest days of their relationship. Make no mistake: Hamel effectively ruined her career in TV. She wasn't just fired and humiliated by ABC, she was blacklisted for many, many years due to Hamel's unbridled greed--and Suzanne's idiocy. The first-run syndicated farce "She's The Sheriff" was the thin branch she had to walk to get back on the air.
She must STILL have the taste in her mouth of all the grimy ass she had to eat in order to pull that one off. The suits have a long memory--andf they hold grudges. Suzanne was a one-note samba on a ridiculous (even for ABC) sitcom, who's lucky people even know her name. (And honey, a little sunscreen would go a long way, if you get my drift.)
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 4, 2016 9:43 PM |
Alan's Cialis tubs! Skirts on all chairs and ottomans! Sponged walls! Rock wall asshole over the bed! Hybrid armchair/bar stools in leopard print! Matador suit as corner "decor"!
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 4, 2016 9:53 PM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 4, 2016 10:02 PM |
That... thing over the bed. The butthole thing.
It looks like a hole that would open up in a Twilight Zone episode and swallow curious children.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 4, 2016 10:32 PM |
Their big mistake was expanding it to such a significant degree--allowing Suzanne's horrific taste to metasticize, as it were. Now it's too big, and too personalized to garner what they're asking for it. It's certainly not a teardown, but it will be a hard sale, nonetheless.
They should be distributing flyers in Beijing and Moscow--with an eye with an eye toward attracting a cash sale for someone looking to do a little laundering.
| by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 4, 2016 10:38 PM |
[quote]It's hard to believe that the Three's Company star (seen in February) will turn 70 later this year"
Are you shitting me? It would be easier to believe that unicorns are real.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 4, 2016 10:43 PM |
Hasn't she been trying to unload this for the last 10 years.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 4, 2016 10:48 PM |
I believe Suzanne was the first celebrity who parlayed her fame into a second career as a "beauty and lifestyle guru." So we can blame her for that.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 4, 2016 10:52 PM |
Well, that's just about as butt-ugly as anything I'be seen in a very long time,
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 4, 2016 11:02 PM |
The site at the link has 25 pictures of the house, several more that are not included in the OP's link, warning they don't get any better taste.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 4, 2016 11:04 PM |
This is one of the ugliest houses I've seen in a while. Like the other poster said, it's way too personalized and nearly unsellable.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 4, 2016 11:19 PM |
Suzanne was also in another network sitcom in the 90s that ran for several years (Step by Step). She's had a very lucrative career.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 4, 2016 11:48 PM |
[quote]Five years ago, actress/self-help guru Suzanne Somers listed her Provence-style Palm Springs compound with a positively sanguine $35M ask.
Provence style?
There's a Provence in Alaska?
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 5, 2016 12:06 AM |
She ais wonderful and an icon in Hollywood.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 7, 2016 1:05 AM |
NOTHING from DL on the momentous tearful reunion of Suzanne and Joyce Dewitt on Cafe Mom after 30 years?!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 7, 2016 3:23 AM |
Were they made to walk through TSA metal detectors beforehand?
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 7, 2016 3:40 AM |
There is not a single thing about this house that I like.
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 7, 2016 3:49 AM |
I'm considering the Master Bedroom for office space.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 7, 2016 3:52 AM |
Am I the only one who suspects that all those inappropriately placed bathtubs exist because somebody likes showing off her boobies?
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 7, 2016 4:05 PM |
Nope. As we speak, Suzanne is probably soaping up her pendulous, Corinthian leathered implants (she's gotta be on her fifth pair by now), solely for the arousal of 80-year old Alan, who believes he's died and gone to Penthouse Forum heaven.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 7, 2016 8:44 PM |
That is one of the ugliest houses I have ever seen. Everything about it is atrocious, right down to every last light fixture.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 7, 2016 8:51 PM |
[quote] Am I the only one who suspects that all those inappropriately placed bathtubs exist because somebody likes showing off her boobies?
Since it's me, I believe the correct term is "moobs."
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 7, 2016 10:07 PM |
She's way too tan, she dresses like a whore and her face looks like a pillow with lips, but I have to admit, the old gal's in damn good shape for 70.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 7, 2016 10:21 PM |
I love how the article says "it's hard to believe" Suzanne is 70. Ha! Most of us would've guessed she was older than that.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 7, 2016 10:24 PM |
Fucking ugly does not even begin to describe this place. It's like a Pinterest board of bad taste. That butthole over the bed thing is my favorite horrible feature.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 23, 2016 7:25 AM |
They did a piss-poor job of staging it, although I'm sure Suzanne creamed over every shot and insisted they be done like that.
The green fabric swirled around the dining room table in R85 's pics?
Dreadful, fore to aft.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 23, 2016 8:20 AM |
I can't believe the kitchen is in a *different building* than the master suite.
Who would buy this place besides rich Mormons?
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 23, 2016 8:21 AM |
The house is contains every styling cliche and fad from the past 25 years. Most of them have not held up over time.
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 26, 2016 6:23 PM |
Funny they don't show her make-up and hair salon,
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 26, 2016 7:23 PM |
What does one do with an amphitheater? Does she stage her own variety show to captive guests?
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 20, 2021 7:31 PM |
