If Lilibet Windsor has blue eyes

Despite Wills having blue eyes and Kate green eyes, all three of their children now have brown eyes, even Charlotte who originally had dark gree eyes. Imagine the fuss if Lili has Harry's blue eyes.

They don't believe that Archie has red hair so their reaction to this would be violent. They'd scream that her eyes had been photoshopped or that Meghan had found some special contact lenses for babies.

Why are the kids' eyes all brown? Surrogacy? Pact with darkness? Or maybe Kate is wearing green contact lenses all this time.

She will be beautiful no matter what.

But that will definitely help her sell her makeup line on QVC, "Born Royal".

Lilibet Windsor is 95 years old and lives in the UK. And yes, she has blue eyes.

Lilbet Windsor is going to be her generation's Paris Hilton meangirl while Archie is going to be a Malibu DJ that beats his influencer girlfriend. Meghan will be in her sixties and on the 40th season of Real Hoisewives, while ex-husband Harry has a beer belly and embarasses himself more than Charlie Sheen with the whores and blow. The least interesting thing about them will be the color of their eyes.

'Why are the kids' eyes all brown? Surrogacy?'

Kate must have cheated on William. The chances of three kids having brown eyes when the mother has green eyes, father blue and paternal grandparents both blue are highly unlikely.