I JUST WENT TO A COUNTRY BUFFET

Where I had a little of this and a little of that on my plate, and piled high:

Cole slaw

Fruit Salad

Greens

Rutabagas

Macaroni & cheese

Mashed potatoes and gravy

Smokes pork (a burnt end)

A baked chicken wing

Half dozen fried chicken livers

Jalapeño cornbread

Unsweet iced tea

(No dessert but could have had banana pudding)

by Anonymousreply 72January 3, 2022 5:16 AM

It’s the OLDE Cuntry Buffet, you fat whore!

by Anonymousreply 3December 30, 2021 5:51 PM

You forgot an offering: Cole slaw Fruit Salad Greens Rutabagas Macaroni & cheese Mashed potatoes and gravy Smokes pork (a burnt end) A baked chicken wing Half dozen fried chicken livers Jalapeño cornbread Unsweet iced tea (No dessert but could have had banana pudding) COVID

by Anonymousreply 4December 30, 2021 5:52 PM

Good to the last droplet of Omicron.

by Anonymousreply 5December 30, 2021 5:53 PM

Let me guess: COVID was the dessert with a little omicron sprinkled on top?

by Anonymousreply 6December 30, 2021 5:53 PM

I love the fact that Golden Corral is constantly advertised even though there isn't one closer than 131 miles.

by Anonymousreply 7December 30, 2021 5:55 PM

R7 The last Golden Corral commercial I saw had Beethoven's Ninth Symphony playing in the background. Those peasants.

by Anonymousreply 9December 30, 2021 6:00 PM

Basically all starch and fat, OP. I guess there were greens boiled to death in pig fat.

by Anonymousreply 10December 30, 2021 6:15 PM

Years back I had to go to a stationery store that was in a shopping center. They had an Old Country Buffet on the street side of the parking lot. The lot was packed with cars and I had to park down next to the OCB. As I was leaving my car I passed by an empty space and saw a 6" high pile of fresh vomit on the pavement. it looked like an elephant had puked. Someone had eaten so much in the OCB they couldn't even make it into their car without puking it all up.

Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 12December 30, 2021 6:18 PM

I thought that all buffets were closed due to COVID?

by Anonymousreply 14December 30, 2021 6:33 PM

R14, I wondered about that. I was in MD in Dec., and all Old Country Buffets were permanently closed.

by Anonymousreply 15December 30, 2021 6:35 PM

Not a chain country buffet. A one-off by a local restaurateur.

by Anonymousreply 16December 30, 2021 6:41 PM

Buffets are just too dicey right now, I'd prefer a cafeteria like Morrison's or Piccadilly.

by Anonymousreply 18December 30, 2021 6:46 PM

Before: how are they walking around over 300 lbs?

After: How does anyone stay under 300 lbs?

by Anonymousreply 20December 30, 2021 6:49 PM

This place required face masks when going down the serving tables and provided disposable clear plastic gloves to wear.

by Anonymousreply 21December 30, 2021 6:54 PM

Not only have I never had a rutabaga, I'm not even sure what one is!

by Anonymousreply 22December 30, 2021 7:01 PM

I don't even know what a rutabaga looks like. Too lazy to care.

by Anonymousreply 24December 30, 2021 7:05 PM

rutabaga added to certain soups spices them up. Not sure about eating them separately

by Anonymousreply 26December 30, 2021 7:08 PM

Mine were cut into bite-size chunks and boiled in a savory stock. Excellent!

by Anonymousreply 27December 30, 2021 7:09 PM

Enjoy your final days eating at Old Country Buffet - the new corporate owner is closing them all.

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by Anonymousreply 28December 30, 2021 7:12 PM

Buffets are for the Poors.

by Anonymousreply 30December 30, 2021 7:13 PM

A buffet with this covid variant?

by Anonymousreply 31December 30, 2021 7:15 PM

Fuck 'em and feed 'em rutabagas!

by Anonymousreply 32December 30, 2021 7:23 PM

I am planning on hosting a buffet at my house:

Garlic roasted Broccoli and Cauliflower

Brown Rice

Green Beans

Sauteed Eggplant

Smoked Salmon

Fried Herring Bites

by Anonymousreply 33December 30, 2021 7:24 PM

R30 The elites might not go to a buffet restaurant but they love a good buffet. In college, I helped work a $1000/person political fundraiser. We had a buffet and trying to get those rich people to stop eating all you can eat prime rib was harder than taking a crackhead's crack.

by Anonymousreply 34December 30, 2021 7:27 PM

[quote]Jalapeño cornbread Unsweet iced tea (No dessert but could have had banana pudding)

you forgot the covid

by Anonymousreply 35December 30, 2021 7:29 PM

[quote]Brown Rice, Green Beans

Plain? this sounds like a school cafeteria

by Anonymousreply 36December 30, 2021 7:29 PM

Lubys's closed up shop. Cleburnes's is still open still has quality food and packed especially on Sundays after church.

by Anonymousreply 37December 30, 2021 7:49 PM

Rutabagas were the mainstay of rich, well-connected people during the Nazi Invasion of Russia.

(The poors just ate each other).

by Anonymousreply 38December 30, 2021 8:55 PM

An old 40’s Jalopy has trouble finding its way out of your ass

by Anonymousreply 39December 30, 2021 9:12 PM

OP is a liar. The last Olde Cuntry Buffet closed in her state seven years ago, just after that tri-county hepatitis outbreak when they found that they were shake-and-bakin' their meth to shoot after hours. The hep came from those sticky needles they used night after night.

My mother went on a rutabaga kick in the 1980s. She'd mail us recipes. We'd fix them and report back to her on results. Visiting her at her birthday way baked a rutabaga cake for her birthday, and the rutabaga craze ended at that time.

Personally, I prefer turnips, kohlrabi and parsnips in my winter soups.

by Anonymousreply 40December 30, 2021 9:49 PM

[quote] I'd prefer a cafeteria like Morrison's or Piccadilly

Is Morrison's even still open other than the ones located in hospitals? I believe they sold out to Piccadilly several years back. I read they set up a new business entity for the hospital contracts called Morrisons Health,

by Anonymousreply 41December 31, 2021 12:30 AM

R40 You clearly missed R16

by Anonymousreply 42December 31, 2021 12:33 AM

Normally avoid buffets but went to this one in Owensboro (Kentucky) about a year ago and ate more meat in one sitting than I’d eaten altogether in the previous year.

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by Anonymousreply 43December 31, 2021 12:50 AM

More like Olde Covid Buffet, amirite? *rimshot*

by Anonymousreply 44December 31, 2021 12:51 AM

Is this like porn but for fatties?

by Anonymousreply 45December 31, 2021 12:51 AM

This really is a thread that should have started with FAT WHORES REJOICE!

by Anonymousreply 46December 31, 2021 12:56 AM

R41 Piccadilly has maintained one location of Morrison's in their original city of Mobile. Alabama. I imagine it is to maintain the trademark. I ate there and it did taste different than Piccadilly, so I guess it isn't just a branding thing. But it was not quite as good as I remember Morrison's, but better than Piccadilly.

They were really the perfect places to have lunch during work or after church. You got tasty food and you didn't have to wait for it to cook.

by Anonymousreply 47December 31, 2021 1:55 AM

Piccadilly's and Morrison's are cafeterias, not self-serve buffets.

by Anonymousreply 48December 31, 2021 2:10 AM

I wasn't around in the years past like most people who remember great times and stories about Old Country buffet. I found myself coming here due to a child in the family having a birthday dinner and requesting; ice cream, cake, Mac n Cheese, tacos, etc. There's no place in Yakima that all of those exist other than Old Country Buffet.

While it did fill the family up (2 adults, a 13yo, another adult, and 3 kids between 6-11) it came with a price of $72.00 for dinner. This is a pretty steal price considering we would pay that at the mid ranged restaurants in the area for complete meals.

The staff was very friendly and helpful, the table was always bussed with plates removed. The restroom was tidy. The dining area was kept clean. The food had a nice presentation on the various bars. The quality of the food though, this evening there were several items that tasted "off." The bbq sausage, green beans, chicken Alfredo, and the steak. I wanted it to be spectacular, it just wasn't in the cards for this evening.

Indeed if you are looking for a place to gather all sorts of cuisine together, the Old Country Buffet is the place. If you are coming in with a pretty epic crew... plan accordingly as it's gonna cost.

by Anonymousreply 49December 31, 2021 2:15 AM

You forgot an offering: Cole slaw Fruit Salad Greens Rutabagas Macaroni & cheese Mashed potatoes and gravy Smokes pork (a burnt end) A baked chicken wing Half dozen fried chicken livers Jalapeño cornbread Unsweet iced tea

Well, thank God you had the "Unsweet iced tea"

by Anonymousreply 50December 31, 2021 2:23 AM

I don't know how Chrissy M even has the time to type up these post...

by Anonymousreply 51December 31, 2021 2:25 AM

Rutabagas! What the fuck is a Rutabaga?

by Anonymousreply 52December 31, 2021 2:29 AM

My mother cooked Rutabaga every Thanksgiving. The kitchen smelled like high heaven, drowning out all the good smells of a Thanksgiving meal. I don't know why she wanted it; no one else did.

I always woke up that morning to the smell of onions, butter and celery cooking in a skillet for the stuffing. That was wonderful!

by Anonymousreply 53December 31, 2021 4:14 AM

I'm a pretty adventurous cook and one year I found a recipe for mashed root vegetables. It had turnips, parsnips, rutabagas an celairec in it. I thought it might be a nice change of pace.

It was disgusting. Maybe getting fresh root vegetables in NYS at Christmas was a bad idea. it was something like the recipe below, but it didn't say anything about adding carrots or sweet potatoes. Maybe it would have been better with one or both of those in it.

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by Anonymousreply 54December 31, 2021 4:34 AM

I don't mind the taste of rutabagas, but you could easily chop off a hand while trying to peel them.

by Anonymousreply 55December 31, 2021 10:54 PM

My mother used to make mashed rutabagas when I was a kid, and I loved them. I tried making them myself, and the results were less than tasty. I do like roasted parsnips, but they taste too similar to carrots to pay four times as much money for the parsnips

by Anonymousreply 56December 31, 2021 10:58 PM

Rutabagas are delicious! Get a nice fresh one, peel, cube, boil until soft and mash with heavy cream and lots and lots of butter.

by Anonymousreply 57December 31, 2021 10:59 PM

GOLDEN CORRAL = THE PIGATERIA

by Anonymousreply 58December 31, 2021 11:32 PM

[quote]Rutabagas are delicious! Get a nice fresh one, peel, cube, boil until soft and mash with heavy cream and lots and lots of butter.

No.

by Anonymousreply 59January 1, 2022 12:08 AM

^^^ "Well I never in all my life!"

by Anonymousreply 61January 1, 2022 12:36 PM

My grandfather from Seattle loved rutabagas, which he called Swedes because the Swedish immigrants at home ate them (the British also call them that). When he came to visit, my mom would prepare a big bowl of mashed Swedes as a special treat for him and her -- the rest of us wouldn't touch them. I just followed my dad's lead in rejecting them so I've never tasted them, they might be wonderful for all I know (they look like too much trouble to find out though).

by Anonymousreply 62January 1, 2022 1:54 PM

As someone mentioned above, they take a skilled knife or peeler wielder to get the bark off of them.

by Anonymousreply 63January 1, 2022 2:44 PM

Like a really large turnip. I don’t find them hard to peel, for me the cubing is the challenge.

by Anonymousreply 65January 2, 2022 11:47 PM

I don't peel turnips. Clean them and cut the odd bits off.

by Anonymousreply 66January 3, 2022 12:22 AM

My old ethnic friend says she can't find large overgrown rutabagas covered in paraffin anymore. "They're too young and taste too sweet! Yuck!" she complains.

by Anonymousreply 67January 3, 2022 12:27 AM

Rutabagas have to have the wax peeled off R66. It isn’t edible.

by Anonymousreply 68January 3, 2022 12:48 AM

I prefer the fine ambiance and the elegant decor of Sir George's Smorgasbord!

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by Anonymousreply 69January 3, 2022 1:14 AM

They also had gizzards but I'm a fried chicken liver fan.

by Anonymousreply 70January 3, 2022 2:09 AM

In our neighborhood, Sir Georges' Smorgasbord became OLIVE GARDEN!!!

Corporate Restaurants taking over!

by Anonymousreply 71January 3, 2022 4:53 AM

But for the rutabagas, fried livers, and greens, I could get small servings of all of these foods at the deli counter of my grocery store. The quality is likely to be better, too.

If I wanted to do a Southern cafeteria sides night, I'd make some of this stuff myself, including a small peach crisp. I'd do the greens with turkey ham.

by Anonymousreply 72January 3, 2022 5:16 AM

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