Now, I can be an even cleaner ho' and slut!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 28, 2018 6:12 PM |
Is that the before picture or the after picture?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 28, 2018 5:09 PM |
HOT COFFEE ASS SCRUB
From morning rituals to regular upkeep, this formula pairs efficacious botanical extracts and naturally derived oils to refresh the body, reduce and mask odour and cleanse the skin to ensure impeccable personal hygiene.
""So amazing! Very gentle when using, and it leaves you feeling like a new man. My boyfriend and I both came harder than we had in a long time and he was only eating my ass! Highly recommend!"
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 28, 2018 5:13 PM |
What's it taste like, dear?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 28, 2018 5:18 PM |
The Onion could not have done better than the copy on that site.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 28, 2018 5:20 PM |
Sweet holy Jesus, OP! Now he'll be cocking you up and down, left and right.
I'm concerned for your health.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 28, 2018 5:23 PM |
STUDIO READY FADE NATURAL SERUM SYSTEM/$192 for the small tube...
Bleach away those little imperfections! It's like... like... PHOTOSHOP FOR YOUR BUTT!!!!
"I’ve been a fan of the Hot Coffee Scrub for so long and trying out Fade was amazing! My boyfriend and I are doing long distance for a few months and I thought Fade would be the perfect way to make our reunion even better. Now I’m starting to notice the results of using Fade and I’m very pleased! It makes me feel generally more confident in my body knowing that my skin tone looks natural but still appealing." - Will
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 28, 2018 5:24 PM |
Oh, you mean bleaching. I was hoping you meant cleaning, as in you found some new, easy and ingenious way to keep holes clean for lazy bottoms. Now that would’ve been exciting.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 28, 2018 5:28 PM |
Always remember...
Scrub first, then Fade.
Hot Coffee Scrub purifies pores, clarifies skin and prepares it for subsequent application of light and greaseless Fade Natural Serum. One daily, polish skin with Hot Coffee Scrub. Then massage Fade onto dry skin until absorbed. Better than bleach, this two-step system is inspired by products used behind the scenes and in collaboration with adult industry insiders.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 28, 2018 5:30 PM |
[quote] I was hoping you meant cleaning, as in you found some new, easy and ingenious way to keep holes clean for lazy bottoms. Now that would’ve been exciting.
Well, I use Wet Wipes every time I poop no matter what and shoot water up my asshole in the shower. But not very far up because I'm a tightass.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 28, 2018 5:37 PM |
I'll need to see some before and after pics to determine the effectiveness of this "Fade" product.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 28, 2018 5:46 PM |
Wait, wait, WAIT!!!! I can't be the only one who uses face massagers for the anus and ass crack, right, Right, RIGHT?????
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 28, 2018 5:56 PM |
IRISH MUD MASK
To. DIE. for! On sale now for $32
Expect tighter, firmer and smoother skin, smaller pores on your ass, and reduce the likelihood of blemishes. Your skin will glow with an aura of healthy skin. Reduces the appearance of blackheads and whiteheads. Tightens pores and minimizes spots.
Butt Facial!!!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 28, 2018 5:57 PM |
R8 that is not a nice-looking hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 28, 2018 6:12 PM |
