"I'll never put on a shirt!" vows Dacre Montgomery

This thread is to celebrate Dacre and his ever present nips.

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by Anonymousreply 33December 15, 2019 8:51 PM

He has no ass and I doubt he's packing much downstairs. Next!

by Anonymousreply 1March 22, 2019 3:46 AM

Does anyone know if him and Mike Myers still speak?

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by Anonymousreply 2March 22, 2019 3:47 AM

Everybody has an ass, ass.

by Anonymousreply 3March 22, 2019 3:48 AM

His name would be so much cooler - and funnier - if it were D'Acre Montgomery.

by Anonymousreply 4March 22, 2019 4:00 AM

R3 really? Coulda fooled me. Everyone kept talking about this guy in jeans last year when he was on Stranger Things and I couldn't understand what the fuss was about. He has no ass. It's totally flat.

by Anonymousreply 5March 22, 2019 4:13 AM

That doesn't mean he doesn't have an ass, r5.

by Anonymousreply 7March 22, 2019 5:37 AM

R3 is being incredibly obtuse.

Dacre doesn't have much of a butt at all but those jeans did what they could for him.

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by Anonymousreply 8March 22, 2019 5:50 AM

PHUCK yeah.

I love this man and the slutty shirts he wears.

by Anonymousreply 10March 22, 2019 7:19 AM

He looks like Johnny Depp, if he was retarded.

by Anonymousreply 17March 23, 2019 7:20 PM

[quote]Doesn’t ping.

In what universe is this true?

by Anonymousreply 18March 23, 2019 7:22 PM

The one where you don’t project that everone is gay just because they’re hot.

I get an Errol Flynn vibe.

by Anonymousreply 19March 23, 2019 11:19 PM

He looks hotter with a mullet

by Anonymousreply 20March 23, 2019 11:20 PM

Worst character on Stranger Things.

by Anonymousreply 24March 31, 2019 8:48 AM

He’s hot and he does have a cute little butt.

by Anonymousreply 26May 20, 2019 10:44 PM

Screw the nips!... Look at those masc man feet with meaty, no nonsense toes!..... Those feet are firm, solid, athletic , well formed and speak the unspoken, he's all man !......Ok, I'll give ya the nips are def hawt as well.

by Anonymousreply 27May 20, 2019 10:51 PM

[quote] Does anyone know if him and Mike Myers still speak?

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 29July 1, 2019 7:54 PM

Season 3 had many shots of Dacre's man feets. There also a scene where he's sitting with legs spread and bulge displayed in his tight jeans.

by Anonymousreply 31July 7, 2019 5:48 AM

He reminds me of a young Richard Hatch. Survivor, not Battlestar Galactica.

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by Anonymousreply 33December 15, 2019 8:51 PM

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