How Does Bloated & Bloodshot Lush Bucket Ty Pennington Continue to Score TV Gigs?

I watched Rock the Block last night on HGTV for the first time. If anyone ever thought Ty Pennington was good looking and a decent tv host, look again, cause that ship has sailed and it's sinking about 100 yards offshore.

TP is: red-faced, bloodshot, bleary, unshaven, uncombed and disheveled.

So what about his looks! If he's good at his job, let him work!

Oh, but he is not good at his job! He sounds actively drunk: slurs, leaves out words and mispronounces what he leaves in. It must require numerous takes for him to get his lines out in order, so after all that they just can't be bothered to make sure he enunciates and actually completes his sentences.

I hope someone drives him home from the set every day, otherwise DUI chances are really high!

Why do they keep using him?

by Anonymousreply 31April 3, 2021 4:01 PM

he actually looks better in Rock the Block than he did in then previous gig at Ty Breaker, if you can believe that. I do find him hot in a hobo kinda way . Like "hot homeless"

by Anonymousreply 1March 30, 2021 4:45 PM

He is absolutely Delivering the Hobo Realness.

by Anonymousreply 2March 30, 2021 5:11 PM

Nitwit OP, he's 56 years old. Most men start to get thicker when they reach a certain age.

by Anonymousreply 3March 30, 2021 5:27 PM

i'm guessing he was a BIG FISH for this network back in the day, so he and the powers that be are "coasting on his past glory" as a name in that world and that network?..

by Anonymousreply 4March 30, 2021 5:38 PM

Used to be hot, but now he's got a distinct Barry Manilow visage going on.

by Anonymousreply 5March 30, 2021 5:46 PM

Dumbfuck R3---Sorry to trigger you with the word BLOATED, but it's NOT just that he's older. He looks like a raggedy skid row bum and cannot speak correctly because he's either drunk, hungover, or has wet brain and just sounds and looks drunk when he may not have been drinking.

When you're not shit faced yourself one time, either read the whole post or check him out on the show and see how tragic he is, before reactively sob-typing because your too-tight panties are all bunched in your crack.

by Anonymousreply 6March 30, 2021 6:10 PM

Before/After pictures might help make your point, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7March 30, 2021 6:58 PM

I'm confused: Is it, "A thousand words are better than a picture", or is it something like, "A picture is worth a thousand words?"

by Anonymousreply 8March 30, 2021 7:16 PM

Same reasons this guy does. Past glory and strange fans.

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by Anonymousreply 9March 30, 2021 7:20 PM

I never got his appeal but women seemed to have liked him. He is a train wreck ,almost like hes had a few mini strokes. Im betting the beginnings of alcoholic dementia. David Bromstad lost whatever looks he had and now comes off as some tired,worn out trade from the party circuit. I used to find him very cute and charming,but I expect a face tattoo any day now.

by Anonymousreply 10March 30, 2021 7:29 PM

I don't get it either, I am sure they could find a very attractive construction worker with some acting experience in S California and would have to pay him a lot less. There can't be that many people who tune in to see Ty.

Mike Holmes Jr is my current favorite construction stud despite the fact he is married to a woman.

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by Anonymousreply 11March 30, 2021 7:58 PM

He has a very big dick and acts accordingly.

by Anonymousreply 12March 30, 2021 8:04 PM

He's 56 and this is what he looks like now...hot as fuck. I'll buy him all the beer he wants.

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by Anonymousreply 13March 30, 2021 8:26 PM

where's david cameron?...

and yes, surely surely in all of southern california, they could find REALLY gorgeous men, with REALLY great bodies, who can walk and talk at the same time and who could do SOME construction and building!...

the production company that does alot of these HGTV shows is run by 2 lesbians...

by Anonymousreply 14March 30, 2021 8:39 PM

I've been watching this show and didn't realize he was drunkish. But I will pay more attention. Who are you rooting for? Who are you rooting against?

by Anonymousreply 15March 30, 2021 8:50 PM

My goodness OP, you might want to consider changing your sanitary pad. You seem to be unfresh. A nice vinegar douche might help your spirits as well.

by Anonymousreply 16March 30, 2021 9:54 PM

I'd like to tonguefuck his hole and have him shoot on my face.

by Anonymousreply 17March 30, 2021 9:57 PM

I bet my bottom dollar that he's still 10 times hotter and twice leaner than the fat, ugly, bitter, spiteful OP.

by Anonymousreply 18March 30, 2021 9:59 PM

I am going for Allison. I love Nate’s style and he’s put in some gorgeous pieces but he & his boy husband have a very specific style which I do not anticipate as getting top dollar outside Atlanta. I’d love them to purchase gorgeous sinks & show piece furniture but Allison seems to understand the general buyer. I believe the goal is to sell their designed home to the highest bidder. I love these shows. I liked Ty years ago in that house show were neighbors designed a room for each other but now I’m not as intrigued.

by Anonymousreply 19March 31, 2021 12:22 AM

I'd still ride that hot daddy TY.

But boy, he was a pretty boy twink in his younger days.

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by Anonymousreply 20March 31, 2021 12:22 AM

Nate Berkus has had the same style for 20 years R19 . Even with a boy husband,he is boring as fuck. The real question there is who is the top ???

by Anonymousreply 21March 31, 2021 12:34 AM

Wow, Ty has a fantastic body for a 56 year old.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 31, 2021 12:42 AM

This would have been a hot pairing, back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 23March 31, 2021 12:42 AM

[Quote]He sounds actively drunk: slurs, leaves out words and mispronounces what he leaves in

What? A straight man being himself?! Astonishing.

by Anonymousreply 24April 3, 2021 7:28 AM

He used to be a model.

Thank God she got rid of that crap on his lower lip.

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by Anonymousreply 25April 3, 2021 7:47 AM

The only thing this tells me is that I'm unfortunately old.

by Anonymousreply 26April 3, 2021 8:04 AM

[quote] Mike Holmes Jr is my current favorite construction stud despite the fact he is married to a woman.

How dare he!

by Anonymousreply 27April 3, 2021 8:12 AM

He's always been an annoying salesman type. A walking Atlanta stereotype.

by Anonymousreply 28April 3, 2021 3:49 PM

56 years old, never married, no kids....

is he out yet?

by Anonymousreply 29April 3, 2021 3:57 PM

I haven’t thought of this guy in years. He always seemed coked up to me when he was everywhere 15 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 30April 3, 2021 4:00 PM

I checked out his insta just now..He's aged badly...he looks more like 66! Lots of deep set wrinkles on his face! I guess he forgot the sunscreen. He is in good shape tho...

by Anonymousreply 31April 3, 2021 4:01 PM

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