Yes you read that right, DL. Watch the twitter video to find out more.
Wonder if he drained it….
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 6, 2023 4:12 AM |
And we thought AOL in 1994 was innovative.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 1, 2023 6:32 AM |
Every Italian boy's pubescent coming of age story...
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 1, 2023 7:00 AM |
He’s brilliant.
He’s taken the vlogger / influencer persona and turned it into porn. This is like an X rated YouTube video.
He’s making something incredibly relatable and familiar to Gen Z and millennials and turning it into sex.
I’ve never seen this type of marketing gimmick before.
It’s smart.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 1, 2023 7:35 AM |
He's wearing a condom
Gross
Bareback pasta is the only way to fuck
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 1, 2023 8:02 AM |
But he's got a nice dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 1, 2023 8:22 AM |
Great dick, very cute face.
Would be hot without all the nasty tattoos.
Instead, I'd rather fuck pasta.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 1, 2023 8:31 AM |
Watching him grind in a shower is not very sexy
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 1, 2023 8:31 AM |
Fit-fat.
He clearly does not let the pasta go to waste after he fucks it.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 1, 2023 8:33 AM |
I give you the internet, and this is what you do with it.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 1, 2023 9:24 AM |
Humanity has reached a new low.
Are Americans really this bored with their lives?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 1, 2023 9:24 AM |
[quote]Guy fucks 6 different types of pasta.
Basta!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 1, 2023 9:28 AM |
r2 Japan couldn't stay at the top forever
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 1, 2023 9:32 AM |
fraus are disgusted at men fucking their vaginal yeast pasta
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 1, 2023 9:33 AM |
Well, which was it?
I would think fettuccine alfredo. Creamy and tighter.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 1, 2023 9:34 AM |
Fem. Trashy body tattoos. Basic face....yawn.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 1, 2023 9:39 AM |
All I can think of is "MARY!" or should I say "MARIA!"
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 1, 2023 9:44 AM |
I rubbed my penis on ice cream when I was a young teen - I even microwaved two bags of spaghetti and put them together, I read online you could make a simulated vagina like that on “jackinworld.com”
It did NOT work
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 1, 2023 10:28 AM |
[quote]Basta!—Lidia Bastianich
Mangia!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 1, 2023 10:30 AM |
It’s a modern day American Pie
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 1, 2023 3:42 PM |
Yeah, he's not remotely attractive.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 1, 2023 3:44 PM |
Wonder if this will start a craze and we will get copy cats fucking other food items.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 1, 2023 4:02 PM |
r28 OMG, they literally affected the past... time travel is real!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 1, 2023 4:19 PM |
When did the DL become so sheltered and naive?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 1, 2023 4:20 PM |
the ridiculous haircut makes it unwatchable. the wall to wall leg tattoos don't help.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 1, 2023 4:24 PM |
R30 I meant by fucking them in a fleshlight
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 1, 2023 4:41 PM |
r34 then I could show you liquid pumpers... but that's more an obscure reference to search on.
food and sex is as old as time...
as far as putting unusual things in fleshlight like devices, jello is the most common.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 1, 2023 4:55 PM |
r34 also, the likelihood this one dude is starting a trend is unrealistic except to sexually ignorant. . . on the flip side, at least you're not akin to the religious fanatics, rad fems or other moral police that believe the extremes are happening all the time in the worst possible ways. . . but young males and females are prone to experimentation.. although, this extends even onto older... the classic housewife stereotype - there was a reason other than washing clothes they enjoyed the modern conveniences of washing machines.. floor waxers were once popular, too (sit and spin).
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 1, 2023 4:59 PM |
r34 then, of course, we also have horseback riding or bicycles down cobbled paths.... while lads, when they discover the power of erections... they tend to try a bit of everything. (and there isn't a functional str8 man that hasn't tried to suck his own dick or ate his own cum, either... contrary to popular dl frau beliefs)
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 1, 2023 5:01 PM |
[quote] All I can think of is "MARY!" or should I say "MARIA!"
MARINARA!
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 1, 2023 5:23 PM |
[quote]Mangia!
[quote]—Giada De Laurentiis
Zip it you skinny whore!
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 1, 2023 5:32 PM |
Somehow you found something even more unwatchable than OP's pasta, R30. Young American men in the 1980s were really short for both entertainment and obviously information. They were making watermelon baby jokes while fucking the watermelon. What a turnoff.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 2, 2023 3:19 AM |
He put his lingham in the linguine!
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 2, 2023 3:24 AM |
No, R45, I only fuck risotto.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 2, 2023 10:53 AM |
Where’s concerned teen mom when you need her.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 2, 2023 4:14 PM |
This is the next great YouTube video. Or at least a great name for a show.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 2, 2023 4:43 PM |
I can't believe no one flung an "Oh, dear" at me for accidentally signing my post "Caio, Italia" @ R42 instead of Ciao.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 2, 2023 4:49 PM |
Scrolling through his Twitter he seems be one of those guys who loves fucking chicks with dicks but won't fuck a normal guy, I guess that is a line too gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 2, 2023 5:16 PM |
Oh my he’s also fucked pizzas.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 2, 2023 6:46 PM |
R51 scrolling through is twitter he also mentions that he is saving money for his transition m2f
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 2, 2023 6:47 PM |
[quote]Oh my he’s also fucked pizzas.
Pineapple pizzas?
If that were the case, those holes in the pineapple rings would come in handy.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 2, 2023 7:00 PM |
We don't know africanus-questionable languages here, r49.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 2, 2023 7:14 PM |
r55 is an illiterate moron
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 2, 2023 7:21 PM |
My recipes for pasta are the most fuckable imaginable! Everyone wants to shove my special Delicious and Mouth-Watering Dried Fusilli right up their bums!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 2, 2023 7:27 PM |
He looks weirdly plastic.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 2, 2023 11:31 PM |
He needs to sue whoever gave him those trashy tattoos. And which ever SuperCuts that chopped up his hair.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 3, 2023 1:05 AM |
[quote]Oh my he’s also fucked pizzas.
And here I thought that white stuff on top was ranch dressing!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 3, 2023 3:08 AM |
Now that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 6, 2023 4:12 AM |
