Former DL fave Michael Fassbender is now a DILF.

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by Anonymousreply 14August 9, 2022 1:25 AM

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by Anonymousreply 1August 5, 2021 9:28 PM

Does Lipstick Alley know? They'll have a meltdown (well, bigger than the usual). They felt so betrayed when he got with Vikander.

by Anonymousreply 2August 5, 2021 9:30 PM

Congrats. I always liked those two, very low-key and both very talented and charming.

by Anonymousreply 3August 6, 2021 3:16 AM

I watched my first movie starring this couple last night.

And I kept on getting reminders of Liz and Monty in the 1951 ‘A Place in the Sun – a man is caught in a moral dilemma between two grasping women and he gets sent off to jail.

He looks like Burt Lancaster but he’s very passive. He works as a lighthouse keeper which usually means someone who is slightly mad. But then he gets involved with a woman who looks Polynesian but who eventually gets madder. And 2/3 of the way through this over-long movie we see Rachel Weisz (without make-up) who has mad scenes as well.

Vikander, the first woman in in this poorly-edited movie ends up as annoying as Greta Thunberg.

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by Anonymousreply 4September 12, 2021 11:32 PM

R2, I googled “Michael Fassbender Lipstick alley” and the first result was this one from February. I think they know, and it reads like a DL thread about nearly any straight actor.

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by Anonymousreply 5September 12, 2021 11:41 PM

Wasn’t she one of Harvey’s girls? Like Olivia Wilde.

by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2021 12:13 AM

Yes^ and the rumor was they were an “arranged” couple by Weinstein and Co.

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2021 12:19 AM

I thought he only liked black pussy

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2021 12:40 AM

Glad to know that very nice sized cock isn't shooting blanks.. Despite the wife and kid, I would still enjoy having him spurt several gallons in my direction. YUMMMMM

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2021 12:46 AM

Now he can officially be called daddy dick.

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2021 2:08 AM

Fassbender is distant and taciturn in the few roles I've seen him in.

He resembles this small-screen star—

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by Anonymousreply 11August 9, 2022 12:57 AM

His career has been over for years. He was hot for like 2 years and then disappeared into his marriage.

by Anonymousreply 12August 9, 2022 1:12 AM

r12 He needs to do a sequel to the alien film he last appeared in! That story left me wanting more!

by Anonymousreply 13August 9, 2022 1:19 AM

We only care about his penis.

by Anonymousreply 14August 9, 2022 1:25 AM

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