Dave Bautista is pissed he never gets offered Romcom roles

Can someone make him the lead of a new romcom???

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by Anonymousreply 31February 2, 2023 1:01 AM

Cast David Bautista in a rom com! Who plays opposite him and what is the name of the movie?

Opposite Viola Davis. "You'd Never Expect Us in a Rom Com." It's a meta commentary on rom coms and their tropes.

by Anonymousreply 3January 31, 2023 11:41 PM

He has a face made for radio. And he acts like a pile of sawdust.

Not hard to figure out.

by Anonymousreply 4January 31, 2023 11:43 PM

Opposite Margot Robbie in "I'm Ugly. The End." An ugly dude thinks he is doomed to a life a loneliness. But that all changes when he meets a free spirit beauty who can look past surface trivialities to the wonderful man within. There's multiple scenes where people don't realize that they're together because he's ugly.

by Anonymousreply 6January 31, 2023 11:50 PM

Poor guy. He should go the Vin Diesel route and script his own film.

by Anonymousreply 8February 1, 2023 12:26 AM

He should make a "buddy" film with The Rock.

by Anonymousreply 9February 1, 2023 12:37 AM

Poor lamb. Charles Bronson made some comment about wanting to be in one of those movies where you lean against mantel piece and hold a drink in the other hand. One's looks affect casting.

by Anonymousreply 10February 1, 2023 12:59 AM

He's not handsome.

But I would probably see porn with him in it before I'd see porn with anyone else in movies right now because his body is so amazing.

by Anonymousreply 11February 1, 2023 1:03 AM

He should buy some glasses that fit.

by Anonymousreply 12February 1, 2023 4:39 AM

Is this interview from 1995?

He knows damn well that Hollywood doesn't make a lot of romcoms anymore, that's been an endangered species outside of Hallmark channel fare.

by Anonymousreply 14February 1, 2023 4:50 AM

I disagree with the ugly assessment my children! I would hit that until my Cialis Rx ran out !! Case closed he is one hot man , despite likely being 99% hetro .

by Anonymousreply 15February 1, 2023 5:23 AM

He was a stiff pro wrestler and even stiffer actor. He is fortunate he is not a bouncer or bodyguard someplace.

by Anonymousreply 16February 1, 2023 5:29 AM

[quote]He knows damn well that Hollywood doesn't make a lot of romcoms anymore, that's been an endangered species outside of Hallmark channel fare.

Hollywood still makes them, they're just not at, "the movies." There's one streaming with former A-list stars every few months.

He seems like a kind, sweet, pro-gay rights (partially because his mom is a lesbian) guy.

He's stiff as an actor but he has great delivery and comedic timing in the Guardians movies.

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by Anonymousreply 17February 1, 2023 5:38 AM

[quote] Am I that unattractive? Is something that unappealing about me?

Who's gonna tell him?

by Anonymousreply 18February 1, 2023 5:46 AM

He’s hot. He’s not beautiful, he’s sexy. I’d enjoy him in gay porn.

Rom com? I don’t know. I don’t watch them.

by Anonymousreply 21February 1, 2023 8:19 AM

“Am I that ugly?” asks the guy who looks like Mickey Rourke, puffed up, recovering from his latest botched plastic surgery…

by Anonymousreply 22February 1, 2023 8:50 AM

I like him, and I don't think he's ugly at all. But doesn't it seem like he's always bitching about something? I've never seen a story about him that wasn't about some injustice he was suffering. Seems to me the guy hit the jackpot in life, first in wrestling, then making the rare transition into a successful actor. But he's doesn't seem very happy about it. I bet he's the type that constantly reminds his wife and kids about hurts and slights they inflicted on him from 10-20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 23February 1, 2023 11:24 AM

Well, he can’t act, so there’s that.

by Anonymousreply 24February 1, 2023 12:09 PM

Doesn’t this man own a mirror?

by Anonymousreply 25February 1, 2023 5:54 PM

Yes, Dave, you ARE that unattractive. But if they ever re-make "Marty,".....

by Anonymousreply 26February 1, 2023 6:06 PM

He's a big burly daddy. Just my type.

David, I'll be in a romcom with you. Come on over.

by Anonymousreply 27February 1, 2023 7:47 PM

He’s not my usual type at all, and I only even know him from the trailer for Knock At the Cabin… but I think, in that trailer at least, he’s sexy as hell.

by Anonymousreply 28February 1, 2023 7:51 PM

Maybe for a TV movie (Lifetime) but won't bring in the cash for movies.

by Anonymousreply 29February 1, 2023 7:53 PM

I don't think he's ugly. Though I also don't think he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 30February 2, 2023 12:34 AM

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