Daniel Penny's freakishly gigantic nipples here.

Do people stare at you on the beach?

by Anonymousreply 2May 13, 2023 1:37 AM

His nipples remind me of Orlando Bloom’s.

by Anonymousreply 3May 13, 2023 1:52 AM

Why do people keep using his picture from Survivor? Does he not have clothed pictures?

by Anonymousreply 4May 13, 2023 1:54 AM

The nips can serve as a cradle. While you're choking out a deranged lunatic.

by Anonymousreply 5May 13, 2023 1:55 AM

Killed anybody else recently?

by Anonymousreply 7May 13, 2023 2:41 AM

His nipples nearly killed me when I saw them today r7

DEAD

by Anonymousreply 9May 13, 2023 2:43 AM

I just donated $200 to his defense fund based on his nipples alone!

by Anonymousreply 11May 13, 2023 2:59 AM

Is that kind of nipple more sensitive? I just imagine they would be.

by Anonymousreply 12May 13, 2023 3:17 AM

Are they his AREOLAE or nipples?

by Anonymousreply 13May 13, 2023 3:22 AM

R10 is the platonic ideal of warrior protector beauty

by Anonymousreply 14May 13, 2023 3:23 AM

Those are some FTM pepperoni nipples.

by Anonymousreply 15May 13, 2023 3:24 AM

Don’t fret, nipples, he’ll grow into you.

by Anonymousreply 17May 13, 2023 4:10 AM

R14: I know right? It could be the profile of an Greek statue [minus the silly nose ring of course]

by Anonymousreply 18May 13, 2023 4:11 AM

R20 The choking of this psycho messed up our hero’s curly locks ☹️

Oh well...had to be done to protect himself, the people on the subway, and, by extension, all of us

We were ALL were saved by Daniel Penny

I feel safe, loved and reassured that everything is right with world

by Anonymousreply 21May 14, 2023 12:26 AM

I’ll go ahead and activate the Chewy McNip beacon.

by Anonymousreply 22May 14, 2023 12:33 AM

DP is sex on a stick . So suave and masculine

by Anonymousreply 23May 14, 2023 12:38 AM

Yes nipples…

Is one of you more sensitive than the other? Does one of you make Daniel moan with pleasure and beg for more while the other helps fulfill his wish, tightens his balls and prostate, starts his thick shaft pulsing and releases his big creamy load?

Do you ever chitchat with Daniel’s asshole? Any pointers you could give us about what it may enjoy?

by Anonymousreply 24May 14, 2023 12:44 AM

Is this the guy on the train with the Michael Jackson guy?

by Anonymousreply 25May 14, 2023 12:47 AM

Is Daniel gay?

No girlfriend to speak of, for such a hot stud.

by Anonymousreply 27May 14, 2023 5:27 AM

So, R29, he was protecting white people?

by Anonymousreply 30May 14, 2023 6:06 AM

Poor, poor white people--they need to be defended from unarmed homeless crazy black guys who don't physically attack anyone, just because white people are so vulnerable.

by Anonymousreply 31May 14, 2023 6:10 AM

Poor, unsafe white people--how do they manage?

by Anonymousreply 32May 14, 2023 6:11 AM

The slime seeps out at night on DL>

by Anonymousreply 33May 14, 2023 6:13 AM

[quote]Poor, poor white people--they need to be defended from unarmed homeless crazy black guys who don't physically attack anyone

Um, the three women he assaulted and the 7 year old who he kidnapped would beg to differ.

by Anonymousreply 34May 14, 2023 6:39 AM

It’s the Gen-Z broccoli cut 🥦

by Anonymousreply 36May 14, 2023 6:48 AM

Of which, R34, he would have no knowledge.

by Anonymousreply 37May 14, 2023 7:06 AM

Hey giant nips.

Did your pointy bits get hard when that distressed man who did nothing violent was held tight against you, for fifteen minutes, being choked to death?

by Anonymousreply 38May 14, 2023 10:24 AM

Hey nips! You can choke me anytime!

by Anonymousreply 39May 14, 2023 10:52 AM

R37 Don't you love when they include "Um" like they're going to unleash devastation upon you with their revelation?

by Anonymousreply 40May 14, 2023 11:09 AM

Daniel Penny has half dollar size nipples, I'd eat em up!! :-)

by Anonymousreply 42May 14, 2023 11:53 AM

I'm here, r22!

I'm seen puffy nips referred to as half-dollar nips or pepperoni nips, but IMHO, those are FLAT. I prefer "Mallomar" nips.

Sweet, bulging, dark, and delicious.

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by Anonymousreply 43May 14, 2023 12:18 PM

[quote] Poor, poor white people--they need to be defended from unarmed homeless crazy black guys who don't physically attack anyone, just because white people are so vulnerable.

Perhaps they were rescued?

by Anonymousreply 44May 14, 2023 12:28 PM

How can r29 possibly know, r30? You're putting words in his mouth in a failed attempt to be biting.

by Anonymousreply 45May 14, 2023 4:36 PM

Daniel Penny's crowd-sourced defense funds nears $1 million as DeSantis throws support behind the man who choked Jordan Neely to death

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by Anonymousreply 47May 14, 2023 8:34 PM

Is there any indication DP has actively done anything to incite this beneficence? (i.e. “pull a Rittenhouse”?)

I’m not willing to forgive him for his actions, but is he actively trolling like that fat, ugly-crying Kyle or those two trolls with AR-15s “defending” their home in STL?

by Anonymousreply 48May 14, 2023 11:17 PM

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