I want to suckle a nipple.
| by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 14, 2020 12:21 AM |
So how 'bout it, honey? Just for a little while, let old Chris sit up front with his big tits.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 27, 2015 3:41 AM |
Well aren't you a showdog R3.....stop YOU'LL TEAR IT!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 27, 2015 3:45 AM |
They're especially tasty with some vanilla vodka and pumpkin pie spice!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 27, 2015 4:10 AM |
He looked hot today reporting from Virginia His shirt was tight fitting and his hair was groomed too. He's got a very handsome face.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 27, 2015 4:21 AM |
I didn't want to start a new thread, so I'm using this one, because I just have to say: CNN is once again watchable. I'm loving New Day to fet my morning news dix mostly because od Chris Cuomo. He is glorious! Shit. John Berman is not bad at all, but Chris? Shit he is fine. I love his style too. He's smart and flirty, and he makes my day!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 4, 2016 1:59 PM |
John and Chris look like tiny midgets when they're sitting next to Michaela, who was wearing red this morning and seemed as big as a fire engine.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 4, 2016 2:28 PM |
I like Michaela. She has a cool personality I like the other girl too, the Blonde. They all have good chemistry together and the show is very smart &watchable, aside from the fact that Chris Cuomo is absolutely the hottest thing on television news. When I compare them to Morning Joe there's no contest. If CNN wants to complete their ascendancy they ought to grab Willie from Joe and I'll be happy. Willie is the only guy I miss.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 4, 2016 2:56 PM |
You and me both, OP!
Those belong in the Chewy McNip Hall of Fame.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 4, 2016 3:07 PM |
This thread needs more pics.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 4, 2016 3:39 PM |
His moobs have fallen, he'll look horrible in ten years.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 4, 2016 4:02 PM |
Constant chewing and suckling will help that, r 14.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 4, 2016 4:09 PM |
Hairless Italians. Why bother?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 4, 2016 4:52 PM |
Someone posted on DL that he goes to Chris Cuomo's gym. Chris goes very early in the morning and stands bare ass naked at the sinks while shaving.
Yum.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 4, 2016 5:25 PM |
Does he manscape as well, R18?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 4, 2016 5:26 PM |
Man chest? Are you a frau, OP? Or just a fag who wants to be one?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 4, 2016 6:31 PM |
Well his show goes on the air at 6 AM so I would imagine he would have to be at the gym very early. In fact, I'm surprised they don't have a gym for the talent right their on the premises. He has amazing eyes. I love that teasing smile. Tight round buns. (sigh.)
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 5, 2016 1:41 AM |
I first recall Chris Cuomo when he was on stage as a teen during when his father Mario gave the keynote address at the Democratic Party Convention in 1984. Even as a teen you could tell he was going to break a lot of hearts. All the looks in the family went to pretty boy Chris, who inherited his mother Matilda's looks. Andrew looks very much like Mario, but without his demeanor or empathy.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 5, 2016 2:34 AM |
Dear God, I love him. He's the only "celeb" that does a damn thing for him. I love him mind and his looks.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 5, 2016 2:45 AM |
Please post in English r24.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 5, 2016 3:01 AM |
He has the sort of teeth Americans love so much.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 5, 2016 3:15 AM |
And what kind of teeth do non Americans love??
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 5, 2016 3:19 AM |
Probably teeth that are a more natural looking white.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 5, 2016 3:21 AM |
Reminds me of the thread with Ellen and her beard
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 5, 2016 3:55 AM |
I think I chose the wrong brother.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 5, 2016 4:22 AM |
He had a three way with Leo back when Leo stayed with that Dana Giacetto guy when he was in New York.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 5, 2016 4:48 AM |
Chris Cuomo back in the day with brother Andrew and daddy Mario.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 5, 2016 5:48 AM |
A hot chest and big nips for decades.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 5, 2016 5:21 PM |
Thank you for the teeth pic, R35.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 5, 2016 5:24 PM |
That photo at R34 is the HOTNESS.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 5, 2016 5:27 PM |
I once attended a politcal fundraiser and met Mario. He was a very elegant, distinguished looking man. Warm friendly eyes and a lovely smile. Tal, slender. He was very handsome, but not "pretty." Andrew is homely. Chris is...indescribably delicious.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 6, 2016 12:04 AM |
I have met all of the Cuomo's, including the first Governor Cuomo. They are all wonderful people. It is an honor to know them.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 6, 2016 1:21 AM |
He's dumb as a box of rocks.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 6, 2016 1:36 AM |
Chris is probably hung like a bull.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 6, 2016 1:37 AM |
They're not dumb. It wasn't permitted in that house. LOL! My mother knew people close to the family and Mario & Matilda ran a very tight ship. It was a loving household, but it was very structured, and those kids had to perform. I think Andrew may have bullied Chris. I know Mario was hard on Andrew. Not in a mean way. But he withheld approval. Like a carrot and stick approach, but instead of the stick it might be silence. anyway I'm told Andrew was never sure he had Dad's approval. Even though he clearly did.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 6, 2016 1:42 AM |
[quote] They're not dumb. It wasn't permitted in that house. LOL!
LoL! :)
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 6, 2016 1:54 AM |
I've met Chris and he's not only gorgeous in person but very sweet, smart and totally gay-friendly.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 6, 2016 1:57 AM |
Chris has terrific wife, Cristina. She is smart, beautiful, hard working and successful. She runs Manhattan Magazine. A great, fun girl. Very well liked.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 6, 2016 1:59 AM |
He sounds like a moron when he calls every guy on "New Day" "my brother".
That wouldn't stop me from suckling his nipples.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 6, 2016 2:04 AM |
[quote]He sounds like a moron when he calls every guy on "New Day" "my brother".
I've got no problem with it as long as he's into "incest."
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 6, 2016 3:00 AM |
I thought he and his wife separated for a little while a couple of years ago? Doesn't she live in their house in the Hamptons while he maintains a place in the city "for work.?" He is very hot. CNN scored a major coup when they hired him.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 6, 2016 4:39 AM |
He looks and sounds like he's not very intelligent. I also don't like his accent and his "bro" act.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 6, 2016 4:42 AM |
back when he was on Fox News there was a DL mole who used to give details about him.
The basic jist was he was kind of dumb, obsessed with getting a scoop and would try to obsessively ingratiate himself to the assignment editors to get top stories. (gay friendly though)
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 6, 2016 4:51 AM |
I think Chris affects that style to appear down to earth and "regular." He seems to underplay his intelligence in that way, and yet he can also be sharp, and quick, and edgy on TV too. This morning he was interviewing the Lt. Governor of Wisconsin, and she would. not. shut. up. She literally did not take a breath. She talked solid for the whole segment. They did a split screen and he was sitting there looking at her as if he wanted to strangle her. When she finished he thanked her for doing his job, asking & answering her own questions. I wanted to strangle her too. But it was pretty hilarious.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 6, 2016 4:51 AM |
Those are VENEERS! Look at R35s photo closely. Top veneers are typicall only put on 6 teeth. Now look how in-bred the natural teeth behind the veneers are!
BOGUS, MAN! BOGUS!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 6, 2016 4:55 AM |
[quote]I think Chris affects that style to appear down to earth and "regular." He seems to underplay his intelligence in that way,
starfucker
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 6, 2016 4:56 AM |
[quote]The basic jist was he was kind of dumb
Sweetie, if you can't spell "gist," you shouldn't be calling others "dumb."
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 6, 2016 5:25 AM |
Do we know whether Chris is cut or uncut?
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 6, 2016 5:30 AM |
Mother! Mother! I Don't want to be smart, mother! Can't I just be the pretty one?
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 6, 2016 2:45 PM |
Very nice body. Not so cute face. Isn't that always the way?
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 6, 2016 3:00 PM |
mounds of fleshy, virile goodness
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 6, 2016 6:31 PM |
I like his face. I'd do him even if he is [italic]con smegma[/italic] .
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 6, 2016 6:38 PM |
I'm thinking of purchasing a gym membership in NYC. Is there one particular gym where celebrities work out, like Chris?
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 6, 2016 7:14 PM |
IMO the only early morning TV to watch is Chris Cuomo & John Berman on CNN, ABC with Teensy George & his friend Robin, or Charlie Rose and Oprah's Gayle on CBS. Everything else is crap. Matt Lauer is unwatchable and so is Morning Joe & Mika Stinky Breshzynski.
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 6, 2016 7:22 PM |
[quote]I'd do him even if he is con smegma .
Most Italian-American guys of his generation are cut.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 6, 2016 7:24 PM |
Yes he's absolutely very hot, but I know I'm not the only one here who holds a grudge about how he reported the story about the college kid being outed and jumping off the bridge. Chris kept saying there's scant evidence the outer was homophobic and seemed very worried the poor instigator might get time. There was plenty of evidence the guy was homophobic, Cuomo was blind to it because he doesn't give a shit about homophobia. If a daughter was harassed and cyber-stalked and jumped off a bridge, he'd be singing a different tune. (don't know if he has a daughter, or care.)
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 6, 2016 7:28 PM |
if not his, then would just love to rest my head on a big chest and fall asleep.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 6, 2016 7:38 PM |
Couldn't you get an inflatable himbo doll for that? It wouldn't be any dumber than Chris.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 6, 2016 7:40 PM |
Listening to him scream "PAPA FRANCISCO!" the entire time the Pope was visiting the US was kind of awful.
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 7, 2016 4:22 AM |
[quote]I like his face. I'd do him even if he is con smegma .
Huh?
Americans are cut, dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 7, 2016 5:04 AM |
I was noticing this morning. Chris wears a lot of product in his hair. I'd love to run my fingers through his curly locks, but I think my hand would be coated with grease and stickiness.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 7, 2016 8:35 PM |
Chris Cuomo was born in 1970 in New York City, so the odds are he is cut.
But there is no way to know for sure without a locker room report.
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 7, 2016 8:37 PM |
You ever notice how, at least once each morning he is on CNN, there's an ass shot? A pose? He has his back to the audience sort of, he is standing facing some screen or other, interviewing someone by remote, ot whatever, and he has one leg thrust out, sort pf a slouch on one leg, and you can see the outline of his thigh muscles and his ass. It is glorious! I'd rather be late for work than miss that shot.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 7, 2016 9:08 PM |
He's a mensch! I love him.
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 8, 2016 2:18 AM |
They should let Chris do the last debate in NYC instead of Wolf Blitzer. Ugh.
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 9, 2016 1:04 AM |
Chris Cuomo intelligent? Christ, don't make me laugh. Watch CNN for five minutes and anyone with a modicum of intelligence will be able to elicit he's a subliterate moron. I know that you're all a bunch of undiscerning whores who'd drop to your knees for a dick the size of a peanut, but please let's not confuse moderately okay pecs with intellect. Mmkay? Thanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 10, 2016 11:24 AM |
R86 Chris comes across as intelligent and knowledgeable. He graduated from Yale and then got his law degree from Fordham U and is a licensed lawyer.
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 10, 2016 11:43 AM |
Oh honey, George Bush graduated from Yale. Is that supposed to impress me?
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 10, 2016 3:24 PM |
You're seriously comparing a willfully ignorant bonehead like George W Bush with Chris Cuomo? Bush was a C- student, and only got into Yale because of his family connections. Chris Cuomo had always excelled at academics, and got accepted to an ivy league university on his merits.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 10, 2016 3:37 PM |
[quote] Chris Cuomo had always excelled at academics, and got accepted to an ivy league university on his merits.
The son of the governor of one of the most influential states?
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 10, 2016 3:39 PM |
Would one of you NYC queens please give us a locker room report of what Cuomo looks like naked?
Thanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 10, 2016 6:48 PM |
At 1:40 in r80s video link, Chris is looking at hot Glenn Simms and is getting hard.
I like how Chris' nips get hard and erect in the video as well.
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 10, 2016 7:30 PM |
Can we tell whether Chris is cut or uncut?
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 10, 2016 7:36 PM |
From an old thread on Chris:
[quote] I've seen him at Reebock. He does two hour workouts with a trainer 4x a week and removes pretty much all the hair from his body. As soon as he gets a 5 day shadow he waxes again."
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 10, 2016 8:12 PM |
From another old thread:
[quote]There have been reports that he attends a gym each morning and stands completely bare-assed in front of the mirror while he shaves. NO. TOWEL. Would love to witness that!
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 10, 2016 8:20 PM |
You're adorably naive R89.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 10, 2016 10:09 PM |
I don't want him removing his body hair. WTF. I love beary hairy guys.
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 10, 2016 11:25 PM |
Those photo with him standing between his two ugly female morning co-anchors are problematic. That he far outshines them is an understatement.
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 10, 2016 11:33 PM |
r100 that's a good question.
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 11, 2016 1:08 AM |
[quote]I hope Chris is cut.
A man is so much more attractive without mutilation.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 11, 2016 12:14 PM |
Chris is cute and self-effacing in the video @ R80. Nice bit of sweat pant bulge as well.
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 13, 2016 5:35 PM |
