Jennifer Aniston: Her acting still hasn't improved in 30 years, and all the men who date her are simps.
David Schwimmer: Blecch. Wooden, unpleasant, and viscerally repulsive on every level.
Matthew Perry: He deserves to get fat for our having to be subjected to one second of his one-note smug douche character that he plays in everything.
Courteney Cox: Nobody cares about that goddamn Springsteen video anymore. And Carlton Banks still dances your dance better than you do!
Candace Cameron Bure: The Religious Wrong equivalent of the above, and stinking up the screen for even longer. She's as bad as her homophobic brother, and even worse if the rumors about her son being sent to ex-gay therapy are true.
Kirk Cameron: "Thus says the Lord of hosts: 'Do not listen to the words of the prophets who prophesy to you, filling you with vain hopes. They speak visions of their own minds, not from the mouth of the Lord.' " Jeremiah 23:16
Danny Pintauro: Where to begin… should we start with his embarrassingly bad acting and painfully cringe-worthy line readings, or should we start with that ridiculous Berenstein Bears haircut of his? Or better yet, why not start with how his addle-brained meth-poisoned real-life stupidity has physically harmed other gay men, and how he uses it to make it all about himself in a desperate attempt to reclaim fame he didn't deserve in the first place? He is a total disgrace to gay people.
Tony Danza: The embodiment of the stupid white male stereotype. Disgusting on every level. Norman Lear and James L. Brooks will rue the respective days they hired him. How many horses lost their heads to give this no-talent moron a career?
Scott Baio: The almost as disgusting complement to the above: the asshole white male stereotype. Even before I knew what his politics were, I was never impressed with him and thought Joanie Cunningham could do better.
Alyssa Milano: She is to progressivism as Chef Boyardee is to Italian food. She can't act, either.
Judith Light: She's like the one woman in synagogue you don't want to have to sit next to for any reason.
Bob Saget: He's the male equivalent of the above.
John Stamos: He did as much damage to The Beach Boys as Murry Wilson's abusive tirades, Charles Manson's psychotic homicidal rampages, Eugene Landy's quackery, and Mike Love's inability to live up to his name.
Cher: She wouldn't accept her lesbian daughter unless she pretended to be a heterosexual man, yet gays are supposed to worship her?
Vanessa Redgrave: Racist bitch.
Julie Andrews: Unwarranted Boomer nostalgia, especially among fat fraus, for her first two movie musicals is the only thing still keeping her career alive now that her closet queen husband is dead.
Debra Messing: Yeah, messing up NBC for 12 miserable years on a show that set gays back at least 50 years.
Megan Mullally: Being a petulant bitch is a pathetic character trait, not an enduring one.
Sean Hayes: He is to gays as J.J. Evans is to Black people. Worse because at least the cast of [italic]Good Times[/italic] was actually Black.
Eric McCormick: Canada has produced a lot of funny people. He isn't one of them.
