Celebrities rumored or confirmed to have small meat.

I'll start with my favorite actor of all time, Princess Tinymeat Montgomery Clift. I love him anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 53November 12, 2019 4:34 PM

Mel Gibson and Alec Baldwin.

I haven't actually heard any rumours, per se, but for these two to be that angry all the time you'd have to suspect something must be lacking down there.

by Anonymousreply 4November 11, 2019 3:29 PM

Brad Pitt is on the small side, even with a semi.

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by Anonymousreply 5November 11, 2019 3:35 PM

Jimmy Dean, Al Pacino, Warren Beatty and of course Don Johnson

by Anonymousreply 8November 11, 2019 3:51 PM

R8 I've always heard the opposite about Johnson. There looks to be a nice piece of meat hiding underneath that massive bush.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 11, 2019 3:55 PM

I've heard that Mel Gibson is really hung despite being short

by Anonymousreply 10November 11, 2019 3:57 PM

Warren Beatty? No. Robert Redford, YES.

by Anonymousreply 11November 11, 2019 4:00 PM

Brad Pitt is NOT on the small side.

by Anonymousreply 13November 11, 2019 4:03 PM

Russell Brand. That picture of him in some nude protest thing looking very pleased with himself was embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 15November 11, 2019 4:26 PM

James Dean was hung.

I read the autobiography of an actor who was good friends with him.

He said that they fooled around once, but that Dean's dick was so big he couldn't get it in his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 16November 11, 2019 4:26 PM

Bruce Willis.

Alec Baldwin has BDF so I'd be disappointed if he was small.

by Anonymousreply 17November 11, 2019 4:33 PM

Bruce Willis is nicely hung.

by Anonymousreply 19November 11, 2019 4:40 PM

Bruce Willis has a big head on his. I suspect it's thick. So says his movie Color of Night.

by Anonymousreply 21November 11, 2019 4:59 PM

JFC. Pitt’s pecker presents perfectly pleasing and plump!

by Anonymousreply 26November 12, 2019 1:11 AM

Armie. But I love him anyway.

by Anonymousreply 27November 12, 2019 1:13 AM

Do none of you know how to Google? Bruce Willis, as asshole but not small meat:

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by Anonymousreply 29November 12, 2019 2:34 AM

Another thread that shows that even gay men don’t understand the difference between flaccid and erect penises.

by Anonymousreply 30November 12, 2019 2:40 AM

If you don't think that's small meat, I feel sorry for you

by Anonymousreply 31November 12, 2019 2:41 AM

President Kennedy has the Irish Curse but not his son JFK Jr.

by Anonymousreply 32November 12, 2019 2:44 AM

Lindsey Graham and Bruce Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 33November 12, 2019 2:45 AM

Ha, ha....dream the fuck on, JFK Jr worshipers!

by Anonymousreply 34November 12, 2019 2:46 AM

I blew JFK Jr 4x and he was just shy of 8 on a good day.

by Anonymousreply 35November 12, 2019 2:48 AM

Brad Pitt was gorgeous so who cared if his cock has no heft and is a stubby.

by Anonymousreply 36November 12, 2019 2:49 AM

Steven from the Xfinity commercial.

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by Anonymousreply 37November 12, 2019 2:50 AM

R30, that's because they're all virgins.

by Anonymousreply 38November 12, 2019 2:56 AM

Alex from Target. Where are his nudes, by the way? I heard they leaked.

by Anonymousreply 39November 12, 2019 2:59 AM

Terrence Howard, his ex wife threatened to expose his tiny penis but the world has already seen it apparently

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by Anonymousreply 40November 12, 2019 3:13 AM

R5 Brad Pitt's is average, as that photo clearly shows. Maybe it looks small to insatiable prolapsed bottoms but no one else.

Wasn't Enrique Iglesias meant to have freely admitted he's got a small one and was vocal about the need for smaller condoms to be available more widely? "You can run you can hide but you can't escape my nub."

by Anonymousreply 41November 12, 2019 9:49 AM

Poor Terrence Howard. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 42November 12, 2019 10:17 AM

Harvey Keitel, which we saw in "The Piano".

by Anonymousreply 43November 12, 2019 10:46 AM

Is Tom Selleck hung or not? Anyone know?

by Anonymousreply 45November 12, 2019 12:26 PM

Here's Keitel in the The Bad Lieutenant. If you size queens are going to give Brad Pitt a pass, then Harvey deserves one, too.

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by Anonymousreply 46November 12, 2019 12:32 PM

The audience I saw "The Piano" with laughed out loud at Harvey's penis.

by Anonymousreply 47November 12, 2019 12:55 PM

So most of these have no actual confirmation...again. Great thread.

by Anonymousreply 48November 12, 2019 1:11 PM

Kevin Costner. He appeared nude in a movie (forgot which one), and the preview audience laughed so loudly, they cut the scene.

by Anonymousreply 49November 12, 2019 2:30 PM

R49, Yet, at the time of the Tiger Woods divorce, women who had slept with Tiger remarked in interviews how well hung he was and they said similar things about Kevin Costner, as well.

by Anonymousreply 50November 12, 2019 3:06 PM

R39...ooooh. I wanna see those.

by Anonymousreply 53November 12, 2019 4:34 PM

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