Not only is this New England Patriot handsome as hell, but he has a butt to die for.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 12, 2021 11:35 PM |
Not too shabby from the front, either.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 19, 2016 3:00 PM |
Anyone have there ready reckoner to work out were it fits on the Recker Scale?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 19, 2016 3:03 PM |
R2 Not his chest and abs, bro.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 19, 2016 3:04 PM |
Micro penis and butterface. No thanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 19, 2016 3:33 PM |
I'll bet he has a nice anus!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 19, 2016 10:01 PM |
I'm not crazy about his face.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 20, 2016 12:35 AM |
R9 I've got absolutely no problem with it.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 20, 2016 2:21 AM |
why is datalounge obsessed with booties? is everyone a top on this website? pardon me, i am newbie
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 20, 2016 1:02 PM |
R12 not only am I not a top I'm not a bottom ether (I'm a "side") but big muscular asses are life (just don't wanna be in one)
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 20, 2016 1:35 PM |
r1 love handles and red hair....NOT a good combination.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 20, 2016 1:41 PM |
I like big muscle butts (a lot) the same way I like big knotty forearms and meaty calves. It's a bilogical genetic marker of an alpha male ....until he opens his mouth and ...etc
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 20, 2016 1:44 PM |
Seems like a sloppy drunk.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 20, 2016 1:58 PM |
R17 what a disgusting whore that bitch is
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 20, 2016 2:07 PM |
R15 LOL! Hey, if he's not your type, that's fine. But if you think what he's sporting are love handles, you have much to learn about the male muscular system, especially in the abdominal and oblique areas.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 20, 2016 2:27 PM |
R17 I'm sure he had an "oh, fuck" moment when he woke up and saw that staring at him.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 20, 2016 2:29 PM |
He's got some action going on up front, too.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 20, 2016 2:57 PM |
R26 I'd stick a finger up there.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 20, 2016 3:00 PM |
R24 it looks a bit deflated there...thankfully the other guy makes up for the slack with his sack
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 20, 2016 3:01 PM |
Some major shenanigans going on here with cake inconsistency
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 20, 2016 3:02 PM |
R26 ewww it looks horrendous there.. one of those too short cracks and flabby upper regions. I liked him earlier ðŸ˜
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 20, 2016 3:05 PM |
It's looks flatish.
Where does it fit on the Recker Scale? How does it compare to Recker's?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 20, 2016 3:47 PM |
there are so many dudes with better butts in the NFL. Why this one?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 20, 2016 4:16 PM |
I just knew the hijackers would invade this thread with the "MY dream man who I'LL never have either is MUCH hotter...". You queens are so sickening!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 20, 2016 4:22 PM |
R34, like Travis Kelce...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 20, 2016 4:24 PM |
So-so butt and so-so face. He's an LA "5" at best.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 20, 2016 4:35 PM |
[quote] there are so many dudes with better butts in the NFL. Why this one?
True. And, yes, why this one?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 20, 2016 6:17 PM |
Travis Kelce's ass at R36 is flat too
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 21, 2016 12:13 AM |
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Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 21, 2016 11:18 AM |
Not crazy about the Duck Dynasty-style beard, but that ass! That ass!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 21, 2016 11:52 AM |
I see you, baby - shakin' that ass. Shakin' that ass. Shakin' that ass.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 21, 2016 11:53 AM |
R34 Indeed Kelce is hot as fuck, face and body. And tall. Edelman is inferior in all stated categories. Plus he's a Patriot.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 21, 2016 12:03 PM |
How does the idiot at R15 see what CLEARLY isn't there? I've noticed this on some recent threads. Like Tebow and a few others are being called fat. The fuck?
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 21, 2016 12:08 PM |
Will you do this to me, Julian?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 21, 2016 12:11 PM |
Hey guys,
I heard you were discussing my ass. I'm rather proud of it. I hope you enjoy this sweaty pic.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 21, 2016 12:16 PM |
He is about a 5 look-wise and that goes down to a 4 because he plays for the Patriots, the most hated team in the NFL.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 21, 2016 2:19 PM |
You must not live in LA or NY if you think that's any better than a "5", r49. Nice body but the face is fug. But for your Midwestern ass, he is probably an solid "7". Enjoy, cheesehead.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 21, 2016 2:42 PM |
If this is a 5, I'd hate to see a 4.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 21, 2016 2:45 PM |
R50 Aww, looks like somebody's a widdle bit jealous of somebody else. Go get you pacifier, sweetie. It'll be all right.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 21, 2016 2:46 PM |
Love to watch you leave, baby.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 21, 2016 2:48 PM |
He's handsome.
You can't assess much from R26 because he's jumping in the air.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 21, 2016 2:48 PM |
He's hot has hell -- and way better than a "5."
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 21, 2016 2:55 PM |
R55 Damn right he is. And I should know.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 21, 2016 3:04 PM |
[quote]You must not live in LA or NY if you think that's any better than a "5", [R49]. Nice body but the face is fug. But for your Midwestern ass, he is probably an solid "7". Enjoy, cheesehead.
AHAHAHA You're such a fucking tool. Bite the curb.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 21, 2016 3:11 PM |
r57, take your meds. You can have him.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 21, 2016 4:03 PM |
OKay for a white guy, but football is stocked with stacked hot black dudes with better, bigger butts.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 21, 2016 5:25 PM |
You can be sure that nothing less than 10 inches gains entrance to that stuff!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 21, 2016 5:28 PM |
10 inches? That's kid stuff!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 22, 2016 11:41 AM |
Need me to wash your back, Julian?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 22, 2016 11:49 AM |
You guys are all just jealous of my man!
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 22, 2016 3:59 PM |
Plenty of cheek for me to pound.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 23, 2016 2:40 AM |
When he sees Danny's ass:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 23, 2016 2:46 AM |
Showing a little something in front, too:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 23, 2016 12:41 PM |
I'd let him sit on my face!
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 23, 2016 1:58 PM |
Well, r69, one of his nicknames is "Minitron"
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 23, 2016 2:18 PM |
Edelman himself has said his favorite given nickname is 'The Squirrel'. "Guys call me squirrel because one time on the sideline I was yelling 'Don't let me get squirrely out there.'"
wtf?
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 23, 2016 2:18 PM |
Bulges and butts. My kind of team!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 29, 2016 2:49 PM |
Need a porch to go along with that swing, baby?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 29, 2016 2:50 PM |
Not a bad view from the front, either.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 29, 2016 2:51 PM |
And cut, too...
Suck on that, anti-circumcision trolls
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 3, 2019 3:27 PM |
Sorry, he's already been taken by Danny Amendola.
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 3, 2019 5:23 PM |
His face is meh. You all are just thirsty
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 3, 2019 5:44 PM |
Perhaps, but he just re-signed w/the Pats for $20,000,000 to keep him on the team until he’s 35.
So while we may be thirsty, Jules is not gonna go hungry.
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 21, 2019 6:48 PM |
New England Patriots great Julian Edelman announced his retirement from the NFL on Monday afternoon. Edelman, a three-time Super Bowl champion with the Patriots, posted an emotional video on social media of himself sitting at Gillette Stadium, saying how playing in the NFL as a member of one of the greatest organizations in the league has "been the best 12 years of my life."
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 12, 2021 11:35 PM |
