My other car is a piece of shit too
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2017 9:36 PM |
If only closed minds came with closed mouths!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 25, 2017 9:38 PM |
[html removed] Jesus Saves. [html removed] Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2017 9:49 PM |
Jesus is coming...look busy.
If all the world's a stage, then I want better lighting.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 25, 2017 9:53 PM |
OP, you have to wonder whether anyone would complain when that driver parks in the company lot.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 25, 2017 10:18 PM |
Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 25, 2017 10:20 PM |
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 25, 2017 11:12 PM |
Time flies like knives. Fruit flies like bananas.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2017 11:14 PM |
It's a Jeep. If I wanted a Hummer I'd call your sister.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2017 11:21 PM |
Get the fuck off of my ass!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 25, 2017 11:30 PM |
If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 26, 2017 2:43 AM |
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 26, 2017 3:11 AM |
Don't Lie, Cheat Or Steal - It's A Crime To Compete With The Government.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 26, 2017 3:16 AM |
Please cover for me when I'm changing lanes.
(Yes, I actually saw this bumper sticker on a SF Bay Area freeway many years ago).
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 26, 2017 3:28 AM |
A couple years ago, I saw one on a Volkswagon van (remember those?) that was created specifically for Volkswagon vans. Or, it might have been a custom print job, like R16's example.
It said, "I beat up a bunch of hippies and all I got for it was this stupid van."
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 26, 2017 3:44 AM |
If assholes could fly this place would be an airport
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 26, 2017 3:48 AM |
SC campaign sticker:
Let's get behind Lindsey Graham
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 26, 2017 4:00 AM |
I saw a hilarious bumper sticker one day when I didn't have my phone with me to take a picture. I was driving behind some Crown Victoria and I couldn't see the driver's head. The bumper sticker said,
"If Yo bitch ain't happy, Ain't nobody happy".
I had to see who the driver was so I pulled up along side of him and it was some little old African American man about 80 yrs old. He could barely see over the steering wheel.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 13, 2018 7:13 AM |
My dog is smarter than your honor student.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 13, 2018 8:36 AM |
Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 13, 2018 8:42 AM |
Be Nice to America, or We'll Bring Democracy to Your Country TOO.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 13, 2018 8:57 AM |
YOUR FAMILY here to help you with the problems you wouldn't have other than with YOUR FAMILY
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 13, 2018 9:09 AM |
