Brett Goldstein wants to make Muppets Pride and Prejudice with Miss Piggy

Could that bitch (we all love) Miss Piggy FINALLY get her big comeback and lead another film? Will this be her return to A-List status? Let’s see.

[quote]'Ted Lasso' star Brett Goldstein pitched Miss Piggy on collaborating as romantic leads on a 'Muppets Pride and Prejudice' movie.

Why does he need to pitch Miss Piggy? What authority does she have to greenlight anything? Wouldn’t time be better spent pitching the studio heads?

R1 learn to read.

He pitched Miss Piggy to the studio. He wants her to be his leading lady.

I love everything about this.

I prefer Peppa Pig, she’s all the rage now, just ask JC.

R2, YOU learn to read! He was pitching to Miss Piggy, NOT the studio, you dumbass.

I need him to sit on my face

As Lady Catherine? Mrs. Bennett? Surely not as Lizzie?

I can't see her as Elizabeth Bennett, even back when she was young enough. The fact that she would even consider taking this role now is a testament to her bloated ego

R8

She's best suited for Mrs. Bennett, but I can only assume she'll be Lizzy with Kermit as Darcy. Miss Piggy has played serious roles before, such as Mrs. Cratchit in A Christmas Carol.

I’d prefer Wuthering Heights with Miss Piggy covering the Kate Bush hit

Heathcliff! It's Moi! Cathy!

[quote]Could that bitch (we all love

Jesus Christ you are retarded.

[quote] Jesus Christ you are retarded.

Play along or get the fuck out, you rancid, scabby cunt.

That could be sort of hilarious if done well.

[quote]I need him to sit on my face

Mutual, I'm sure!

The beard and the voice, indeed.

And if his ass is as furry as his face.....

*explodes*

If you want to go Regency I’m thinking a remake of “That Hamilton Woman.”

I'd watch it. It be more creative and interesting than all these Marvel movies and remakes of Disney movies.

For some reason Miss Piggy 🐷 has always reminded me of Barbara Streisand

She’s always reminded me of GOOP

R21 I think that's the joke really, a puppet drag queen Babs. I read it somewhere the writers were going for that and made her a pig also as a joke because Babs is Jewish.