Blond skank arrested for recruiting Caribbean BBC to kill her big dick, cornfed football player husband

Wonder if she paid them in pussy?

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by Anonymousreply 87August 4, 2023 1:22 AM

Kim Zolciak-Biermann, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 2July 30, 2023 3:47 PM

[quote]Lindsay Shiver was named Miss Houston County in 2005, finishing second in the National Peanut Festival pageant that year, according to the outlet.

Get your hands off of me! I'm no criminal! I was Miss National Peanut in 2005!!!

by Anonymousreply 3July 30, 2023 3:49 PM

She looks like a Moms for Liberty cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4July 30, 2023 3:51 PM

They’ve got MAGA written all over them. Their wedding reception was probably at Maga Lardo. Dump probably made a 5-minute appearance for $10g to toast himself.

by Anonymousreply 5July 30, 2023 3:53 PM

This is gold. MAGA confirmed.

No pics of the murderous lover, sadly.

We’re just going to have to assume that Momma’s mussy is is cracklin’ like the sunbaked sands of the Bahamas.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 30, 2023 3:55 PM

R6 It's so easy to pinpoint these hypocritical MAGA assholes.

by Anonymousreply 8July 30, 2023 3:58 PM

Good lord she's everything hateable.

by Anonymousreply 9July 30, 2023 4:04 PM

Number for Caribbean BBC?

by Anonymousreply 11July 30, 2023 4:08 PM

Mugshot at link. Not sure which pic is the lover and which is the accomplice.

Not worth all this fuss, but maybe a full frontal pic would turn me around. Literally.

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by Anonymousreply 12July 30, 2023 4:14 PM

First Presbyterian Church Thomasville, r1.

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by Anonymousreply 13July 30, 2023 4:18 PM

R1 The Church of the Erect Throbbing Dick

by Anonymousreply 14July 30, 2023 4:21 PM

Wonder if her Frau friends are more shocked about the murder plot or the getting a BBC pounding?

by Anonymousreply 15July 30, 2023 4:25 PM

Being Christian doesn’t mean Jack shit about how good of a person you are. Most of them, in fact, seem to have a cruel streak and no moral compass whatsoever. Getting hot for some BBC could happen to anyone though regardless of religion. Devout Baptists, Mormons, atheists, gay, straight or bi, we’re all capable of being dickmatized. Plotting the murder of the father of your children is a little overboard though.

by Anonymousreply 16July 30, 2023 4:28 PM

My mom and I drove thro Thomasville on the way home from Florida in about 2000 and the black side of town roads were unpaved. It was just so visibly racist. I bet this guy had a ton of life insurance

by Anonymousreply 17July 30, 2023 4:29 PM

What is god's name would make a woman kill the father of her three children? BBC? Geezuz.

I can not even imagine. It's insane. Did she have a psychotic break? Even if the husband was abusive - even if - there are better ways of dealing than killing your kid's father. The kids caught a break.

Yeah, sad heterosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 18July 30, 2023 4:30 PM

R16 - most Christians hide behind the label. And have twisted who Jesus was supposed to be to rationalize their shitty behaviors. Especially fundamentalists.

by Anonymousreply 19July 30, 2023 4:32 PM

The Church of the Most Erect Throbbing Dick

by Anonymousreply 20July 30, 2023 4:41 PM

Husband looks a little "duelling banjos".

by Anonymousreply 21July 30, 2023 5:02 PM

Many people were curious about what may have caused the once-promising football star and his family to experience such a DARK and terrible turn of events after the case attracted the public’s notice.

Meet DARK

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by Anonymousreply 22July 30, 2023 5:08 PM

Once ya have black ya never go back beotches!

by Anonymousreply 23July 30, 2023 5:09 PM

She was found with the murder weapon.

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by Anonymousreply 24July 30, 2023 5:12 PM

She tried to have him killed because he divorced her, after finding out about the cheating. Meanwhile, like most athletes, he probably cheated a hundred times.

by Anonymousreply 25July 30, 2023 5:12 PM

HE SCARED ME AND ABUSED ME AND CALLED ME FAT!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 28July 30, 2023 5:22 PM

A woman posted this on the husband’s Facebook page, “So…..can I shoot my shot or do you need a minute?”

by Anonymousreply 30July 30, 2023 5:30 PM

R27 is nominated for the DL comment hall of fame

by Anonymousreply 31July 30, 2023 5:34 PM

He's a big fucker. But the moral of this story is that a beauty pageant queen wife and the latest barn-style house inspired by Chip and his freakazoid wife does not a happy marriage make.

Points for the chick planning ahead, but sloppy.

by Anonymousreply 32July 30, 2023 5:36 PM

Her "Miss Behavin' " cap just screams "MAGA trash."

by Anonymousreply 33July 30, 2023 5:40 PM

This is just sad.

Can you imagine those kids growing up to learn that their Mom attempted to murder their father?

Or think about this woman's parents who might want to have a relationship with their grandchildren. What will the father do?

It's a twist on the O.J. story.

by Anonymousreply 34July 30, 2023 6:04 PM

The guys is an objective 3.

But at the DL multiplier and DLers are seeing a 30!

Cornfed whiteboy is so 1997, girls. I should know, I was saying it then.

by Anonymousreply 35July 30, 2023 6:26 PM

The husband is fug and almost certainly an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 36July 30, 2023 6:28 PM

The first thing he did after filing for divorce was to change the beneficiary of his life insurance. He does this for a living, Miss Lyndsay Shirley, you dumb MAGA cunt. Probably to a trust administered by his parents.

by Anonymousreply 37July 30, 2023 6:30 PM

The kid in the glasses at r13 knows this is coming. It’s etched on his face as she draws him closer.

by Anonymousreply 38July 30, 2023 6:42 PM

[quote]Wonder if her Frau friends are more shocked about the murder plot or the getting a BBC pounding?

They're shocked about the first; envious of the second.

by Anonymousreply 39July 30, 2023 6:45 PM

I don’t think the husband is that fug. Is he definitely MAGA too? Because if not, you can’t just be throwing away ex Bama Football players like they’re Kleenex!! Pass that shit on to someone else who could use him!

by Anonymousreply 40July 30, 2023 6:53 PM

Her only defense will be he showed signs of CTE and tried to kill her first

by Anonymousreply 41July 30, 2023 7:00 PM

Your, honor, as God as mah witness… AH WAS DICMATIZED!!

by Anonymousreply 42July 30, 2023 7:02 PM

Lord these people. Smug. She’s a little creature. He looks like a douche.

by Anonymousreply 43July 30, 2023 7:05 PM

Her family has money too. Her dad was a lawyer. Here's one of the homes she grew up in

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by Anonymousreply 44July 30, 2023 10:16 PM

Here's her parent's beach house. It's for sale if any of you want to buy it.

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by Anonymousreply 45July 30, 2023 10:24 PM

She just couldn't resist the fabled combination of a happy life, a big thick black cock and plenty of money. You can only have two of those things.

by Anonymousreply 46July 30, 2023 10:34 PM

[quote]She just couldn't resist the fabled combination of a happy life, a big thick black cock and plenty of money. You can only have two of those things.

Not true. I have all three.

by Anonymousreply 47July 31, 2023 2:34 AM

R47 Puny lil chocolate cocklet

by Anonymousreply 48July 31, 2023 3:01 AM

Where is the evidence of BBC or cornfed big dick, as advertised?

by Anonymousreply 49July 31, 2023 3:08 AM

I'm guessing she was disappointed in his money situation. His football career was pretty short.

by Anonymousreply 50July 31, 2023 3:30 AM

R49, the fevered imagination of an eldergay is not to be questioned.

by Anonymousreply 51July 31, 2023 4:01 AM

The Terrance Bethel posted in another thread is completely different…

by Anonymousreply 52July 31, 2023 4:13 AM

Well, SHIVER me timbers...sounds like thar's some PIRATING going on in the Bahamas!

by Anonymousreply 53July 31, 2023 4:23 AM

R15 Some of you post like this is 1978. They are not that old.

by Anonymousreply 54July 31, 2023 4:23 AM

She's got some thick thighs like Florence Pugh, who will play her in the Lifetime movie once her career dwindles.

by Anonymousreply 56July 31, 2023 6:57 AM

Well, thank goodness she's MAGAt to preserve her very well-earned wealth and Christian standing.

She expects to be left off responsibility straight away, correct?

by Anonymousreply 57July 31, 2023 7:10 AM

[QUOTE]I'm guessing she was disappointed in his money situation. His football career was pretty short.

Why do you believe an Auburn long snapper would have a viable NFL career when the linked articles say otherwise? As said immediately, he made his cash as an Executive VP at the "Senior Life Insurance" corporation.

Do you care to revisit such an inastute "analysis?"

by Anonymousreply 58July 31, 2023 7:56 AM

[QUOTE]I'm guessing she was disappointed in his money situation. His football career was pretty short.

Why do you believe an Auburn long snapper would have a viable NFL career when the linked articles say otherwise? As said immediately, he made his cash as an Executive VP at the "Senior Life Insurance" corporation.

Do you care to revisit such an inastute "analysis?"

by Anonymousreply 59July 31, 2023 7:56 AM

I can just imagine what Keith Morrison will say about this on the inevitable Dateline episode

by Anonymousreply 60July 31, 2023 8:08 AM

She wanted her EVP husband's life insurance (not a senior VP yet as his company inevitably sucked livelihoods from the elderly ) to get a "lifetime" of BBC?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH HER? As though they/she wouldn't be fingered first? And how much/long would her husband's life insurance last as a stupid white woman with owed BBC last on the island?

by Anonymousreply 61July 31, 2023 8:15 AM

R58 These Mary’s don’t know shit about sports. They just speculate.

by Anonymousreply 62July 31, 2023 8:59 AM

That Miss Behavin' photo says it all really.

by Anonymousreply 63July 31, 2023 9:05 AM

Racist white women who crave BBC are worth their own thread. I knew one in college. Small southern town. She was the daughter of the main rich family and he was a young black buck she had the hots for. They finally got caught when she got pregnant at 16. She an abortion out of town and then shipped off to boarding school. Then off to college and white college boys. She never fully got over Rodney though. Sad tale.

by Anonymousreply 65July 31, 2023 12:13 PM

what an evil little fat cunt bitch

by Anonymousreply 66July 31, 2023 12:42 PM

The husband played football at Auburn...

by Anonymousreply 67July 31, 2023 1:40 PM

Does she expect Traitor Joe's State Department to step in and help her? You know her fellow MAGAts are going to compare her predicament to Britney Griner's in Russia and whine that she's being shut out for her political beliefs. Commencing countdown.

by Anonymousreply 68July 31, 2023 1:52 PM

Back in his Auburn football days, he was a 6’3”, 222 pound deep snapper.

Yes, please.

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by Anonymousreply 69July 31, 2023 4:15 PM

Oooh I bet that little town is abuzz right now. I'd love to hear the gossip

by Anonymousreply 71July 31, 2023 9:17 PM

I understand being dickmatized, but I don't understand so obviously and badly compounding your mess of a marriage with a less-than-smart, lower class boyfriend.

It's like an island game show parody: White, mainland blonde seeks even dumber other 4 fun, hi jinx, & more!

by Anonymousreply 72July 31, 2023 9:23 PM

She wasn't seeking dick, she was seeking a hitman. It's some Nicole Kidman To Die For shit

by Anonymousreply 73July 31, 2023 9:55 PM

She's obviously the victim here. Did they put a noose around her neck and pour bleach on her?

by Anonymousreply 74July 31, 2023 9:56 PM

I haven't, and don't intent to, read any of those articles. So, did they kill the big dumb bastard or not?

by Anonymousreply 75July 31, 2023 10:20 PM

Not a shock. Didn't she crown herself "Miss Behavin'" with one of those trucker caps?

by Anonymousreply 76July 31, 2023 11:46 PM

She was crazy for that Bahamian BBC.

by Anonymousreply 77July 31, 2023 11:59 PM

[quote]Amber Atkins's Mom In Spirit

I referred to the wrong character.

by Anonymousreply 78August 1, 2023 12:23 AM

[quoteHusband is a good sport

That's one way of putting it. "Idiot" would be another.

by Anonymousreply 80August 2, 2023 11:40 PM

The husband looks like a fat, ugly Glenn Powell.

by Anonymousreply 81August 3, 2023 11:21 AM

R80 I’m assuming the husband figures if his ex is under house arrest, he can save money on babysitters.

by Anonymousreply 82August 3, 2023 11:22 AM

R1 has won the thread. There is no contest.

by Anonymousreply 83August 3, 2023 11:58 AM

Play Steely Dan’s “Haitian Divorce.”

by Anonymousreply 84August 3, 2023 7:33 PM

Hubby’s dick pics, please. We need verificatia.

by Anonymousreply 85August 3, 2023 7:48 PM

If cornfed husband's dick was that big, she wouldn't be chasing that BBC.

by Anonymousreply 87August 4, 2023 1:22 AM

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