Ben Platt and Beanie Feldstein vs. Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff

Who would DLers place their bets on?

Can't we just give them sharpened pool cues and lock them in a closet and see who emerges at the end?

I feel like Lea would crawl up the walls like Toni Collette in Hereditary and do some really evil shit that would end Ben and Beanie immediately.

I actually think Groff would be the secret to a victory. Those Butter Wouldn't Melt types are always the ones who play dirty when push comes to shove.

Hmm...nepotism babies vs cunts who had to navigate broadway on talent?

No contest, Lea and J would destroy those two fuggos!

First I need assurance that Platt's dad can't interfere.

I think Lea has already proven that talent always comes out on top.

Beanie and Ben are hacks.

Has Beans shoved Ben's face into her crotch to look at her vajayjay?

No. Case closed.