Pretty interesting - two hours of Christmas music played in a Kmart store, including some promotional interstitial bits (No smoking on the sales floor!)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 21, 2019 12:18 AM |
I remember working retail and by this time in the season, I was hearing our holiday music tape in my SLEEP.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 17, 2017 3:43 PM |
"Please have the service desk approve your check."
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 17, 2017 10:14 PM |
Oh no OP, you are going to draw the ire of Gap Playlist Guy. He has firmly marked DL as it territorially by pissing on an incredible number of threads and shunning other retail music.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 5, 2019 10:59 PM |
Gap Playlist Guy can eat me.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 5, 2019 11:04 PM |
Gap Playlist Guy should be bowing down to whoever programmed this schlock. It paved the way for what he loves.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 5, 2019 11:10 PM |
Gap In-Store Playlists are REAL SONGS and REAL MUSIC, expertly sequenced.
Thanks for the idea to put full Gap In-Store Playlists on my YouTube channel!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 5, 2019 11:30 PM |
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 5, 2019 11:35 PM |
And you think this isn't "real music?"
Of course you don't. Fetid suburban trash.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 5, 2019 11:35 PM |
The exquisite December 1994 Gap In-Store Playlist:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 5, 2019 11:43 PM |
There is something sinister about this kind of music. It gives me the creeps.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 5, 2019 11:43 PM |
R6 I know, and I appreciate it.
Gap Playlist Trash Troll doesn't faze me.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 6, 2019 12:03 AM |
[quote]shunning other retail music.
Just stating the truth, R6. Plus, I post Gap In-Store Playlists to prove how incredible they are.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 6, 2019 12:04 AM |
OP, the phrase is (was) "Attention Kmart Shoppers ... " not "blue light shoppers."
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 6, 2019 2:28 AM |
In ancient times I worked at K-Mart as a stock boy. I don't they they piped the festive holiday tunes into the stockroom as it might have encouraged us t o stop working and break into song, like this....
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 6, 2019 2:52 AM |
I was once a K-Martian too, R18. Remember getting paid in cash so you could spend it before you got out the door?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 6, 2019 3:51 AM |
Poor K-Mart. Slayed and gutted and then sold off for parts. A once beloved institution, spend its last, sputtering breaths as a buffet for the elite hedge fund investors that must feed at an ever increasing rate.
The ghost of Montgomery Ward echos in the distance, a future uncertain.
*bows to applause*
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 6, 2019 4:04 AM |
And poor G.A.P. It’s a sitting duck for the hedge fund set. Maybe the gap troll can buy the music catalog in liquidation.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 6, 2019 4:06 AM |
R22 is like hardcore porn for hedge funders.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 6, 2019 4:23 AM |
I much prefer The K-Mart Musik Troll than the insufferable GAPing A-Hole guy who shits on every thread. He's blocked so I can have some peace.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 6, 2019 6:45 AM |
For Holiday 2001, Gap CEO Mickey Drexler gave all employees a CD of Gap Holiday music!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 6, 2019 12:13 PM |
He's possibly our oddest little troll.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 6, 2019 6:24 PM |
It's far better than the shit they blast now in stores these days - it's all repetitive shit teen pop catering to fangirls.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 6, 2019 7:07 PM |
The intercom announcements are funny.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 7, 2019 5:46 AM |
Youtuber comment:
[quote]I'd rather hear this than Mariah Carey screeching about what she wants for Christmas.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 7, 2019 7:00 AM |
Anyone remember the KMart cafeteria style restaurants? I used to go there as a kid. It was a sit down restaurant, not just pretzels and such.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 7, 2019 7:17 AM |
This playlist is like the WPIX Yule Log, sans flaming wood.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 7, 2019 7:20 AM |
Will be listening to this as we trim the tree
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 21, 2019 12:18 AM |
