A Natural Masturbator: Banana peal

Apparently you just squeeze the inside out and the peal can work as a good masturbator. Efficient and easy to discard after you cum

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by Anonymousreply 20March 13, 2019 1:26 PM

Op, did your banana 'peal' with laughter ?

by Anonymousreply 1March 13, 2019 3:41 AM

This is banana abuse and should be illegal.

by Anonymousreply 2March 13, 2019 3:42 AM

Even more proof that God exists!

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by Anonymousreply 3March 13, 2019 3:42 AM

you are going to get a UTI doing this

by Anonymousreply 4March 13, 2019 3:43 AM

Bananas have oils that irritate the skin. I can't imagine how much it would burn.

by Anonymousreply 5March 13, 2019 3:44 AM

Wasn’t this on Weeds? The kid was flushing spunky socks and his uncle suggested the banana peel.

by Anonymousreply 6March 13, 2019 3:44 AM

Jesus Christ, just use spit and precum.

by Anonymousreply 7March 13, 2019 3:51 AM

Is this what the DQ staff do after closing?

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by Anonymousreply 8March 13, 2019 3:58 AM

1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 10March 13, 2019 8:18 AM

The Banana Industry's answer to guerilla marketing. Or should that be gorilla marketing!?

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by Anonymousreply 11March 13, 2019 8:53 AM

She is a virgin in a world where men will turn to soft fruit for pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 12March 13, 2019 9:03 AM

That guy was hot. I wanted his cum.

by Anonymousreply 14March 13, 2019 10:16 AM

The banana fucker is very feminine. Girly hands, girly body, the beginnings of child bearing hips. That video would have been much better if it had been a real man abusing that fruit than that androgynous boy.

by Anonymousreply 15March 13, 2019 10:54 AM

Who needs to masturbate when you have a hot neighbor boy with a hungry ass always craving your cock?

by Anonymousreply 16March 13, 2019 11:52 AM

I will stick to 🍑 🍑 peaches...

by Anonymousreply 17March 13, 2019 11:58 AM

A man abusing a fruit. The videos is a homophobic metaphor!

Muriel, please delete this vile thread!!!

by Anonymousreply 18March 13, 2019 12:29 PM

r9 Not nonsense. Some people use banana peels for DIY teeth whitening because it contains the gently-bleaching citric acid. Not the best thing in the world to put on your sensitive uncut knob.

r15 If that guy looks feminine to you, then I don't know what to tell you. I though his body, his hands, his cock, and his cumshot were all perfection. Too bad he isn't doing actual porn.

by Anonymousreply 19March 13, 2019 1:01 PM

Cue the inevitable guy who confesses, "A banana peel would be too small for me; I'd split that thing to shreds".

by Anonymousreply 20March 13, 2019 1:26 PM

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