Be gentle with him, boys. He’s probably a virgin.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 4, 2021 6:37 AM |
Zach Wilson—I’m here for you.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 1, 2021 11:44 PM |
[quote]He’s probably a virgin.
That’s doubtful. His immediate family has never been active in the church and his mother is a swearing, raspy-voiced, Marjorie Taylor-Greene type
She’s also a Neeleman — one brother founded JetBlue, WestJet, Morris Air, Azul Brazilian, and the forthcoming Breeze Airways; another founded HealthEquity; and all of the kids collectively own Zion Ponderosa Ranch — but she isn’t anything like the rest of them, i.e., soft-spoken TBMs.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 2, 2021 5:41 AM |
Maybe, he'll be another NFL bust like Tim Tebow.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 2, 2021 5:59 AM |
Jersey better sacrifice this virgin early if it doesn’t want a Tebow repeat.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2021 6:02 AM |
I've only watched his highlights on YT and unfortunately I don't think his particular skillset will translate well to the NFL If he tries flying through the air and jumping over defenders he's not going to last long. He'd better be fast and take a hit well.
I'm a Jets fan and still trying to figure out why we didn't take Fields who I think is the best QB in the draft.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2021 6:09 AM |
I know r3 didn't mean anything unsavory but his reply that this kid can't be a virgin because of his mom made me laugh a lot.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 2, 2021 6:18 AM |
Another DL Thread "celebrating" guys who look like TEENAGERS....OP You're slipping = you put YOUNG in the thread. That removes your deniability when you start claiming his age has "nothing to do with it"....You must be new...Is DL the new SD?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 2, 2021 6:18 AM |
R10–He’s the new Jets quarterback. I didn’t pluck him from grade school.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 2, 2021 6:35 AM |
R12 = You forgot to mention the words "young" and "boy" in the thread title was purely coincidence.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 2, 2021 6:37 AM |
R12 Were assuming he hasn’t been plucked yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 2, 2021 6:40 AM |
Certainly not a coincidence. His youth and religion are what makes his coming to face the New York pressure cooker interesting.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 2, 2021 6:40 AM |
He looks just like another DL fav Kegan Keller
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 2, 2021 7:47 AM |
OMG! plays for the NFL now?!?!?!
No wonder he no longer needs a sugar daddy!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 2, 2021 7:52 AM |
OMG! Kegan Keller plays for the NFL now?!?!?!
No wonder he no longer needs a sugar daddy!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 2, 2021 7:52 AM |
He took two college cheerleaders to his high school senior prom! I’d say the young man has quite the wild side.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 2, 2021 7:56 AM |
Just bc she went w/ her 2 bfffl, it does not mean she is clear. Look at that tray of cookie she is smelling r1o
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 2, 2021 8:35 AM |
I feel bad for him. The Jets are in perpetual rebuild. He's really getting thrown in to a bad situation.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 2, 2021 8:42 AM |
Speaking of rebuilding, he needed a labrum reconstruction at nineteen after playing injured throughout high school. It's not an uncommon injury in student athletes, but letting something like that deteriorate for years before fixing it certainly is. What could possibly go wrong?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 2, 2021 9:01 AM |
He does understand that he’s coming to New York to be a Jet and play football right, not that he’s going to be on Broadway dancing in West Side Story?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 2, 2021 1:21 PM |
Can he even wear his magic underwear under the uniform?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 2, 2021 2:04 PM |
He’s got a lot to learn. Maybe he can study with the Bachelor.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 3, 2021 8:31 PM |
The Qapple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 3, 2021 8:42 PM |
I could spend a little "family home evening" time with that cutie.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 3, 2021 8:53 PM |
R28 Calling Gay Guide Gus Kenworthy! Calling Gay Guide Gus Kenworthy! You are needed in Jersey STAT!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 3, 2021 9:50 PM |
Maybe he and David Archuleta can deflower each other at midfield in the opening pre-game ceremony.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 3, 2021 10:01 PM |
I read as "Gets Bareback"
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 3, 2021 10:26 PM |
He looks like that other religious fundie cookie sniffer, Lev Bure.
Both of them have gay face for days!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 4, 2021 1:16 AM |
Too bad mommy deleted all of her batshittery. You have no idea...
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 4, 2021 1:22 AM |
He’s always smiling. I don’t trust anyone who is always smiling.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 4, 2021 6:37 AM |
