I'm surprised Wilson Phillips "Hey Santa" didn't make the list
On the other hand, what's this Bon Jovi song about "Back Door Santa"?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 23, 2021 11:19 PM |
The Streisand Christmas songs sound like she is furious . Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer is atrocious . Santa Baby horrific . The some baby it’s cold outside to vile for words . Christmas Shoes awfully depressing .
I list these as someone who loves Christmas music in general
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 13, 2021 6:08 PM |
Glad you asked. In the days of local mom and pop radio stations (and before the days of automation), some unfortunate orphan had to "volunteer" to play Christmas carols all Xmas day. Along with everybody's Mormon Tabernacle favorites, I made sure this gem was on hot rotation.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 13, 2021 6:11 PM |
It's like a woke version of the worst. But left off Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime. Which is the most grating xmas song around. I'm still wtfing about Tiny Tim's entry: Sata Claus Has Got the AIDS this year...
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 13, 2021 6:11 PM |
I like Hey Santa!! Op is an ass hat.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 13, 2021 6:12 PM |
Absolutely hated that Destiny's Child "8 Days of Christmas." It was reductive and plain ole ghetto.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 13, 2021 6:17 PM |
number one is spot on
and WHAT THE FUCK was Tiny Time thinking ?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 13, 2021 6:20 PM |
"No Room at The Inn" is such a stupid song. I mean, who shows up without a reservation and just expects a room. Such entitlement!
Also, why didn't they check Yelp?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 13, 2021 6:37 PM |
Joseph and Mary = the original welfare bums. Expect everything for doing nothing, always sucking on the taxpayer's teat. No wonder their son turned out the way he did!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 13, 2021 7:18 PM |
Madonna's Santa Baby is atrocious (and I say this as a Madonna fan)
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 18, 2021 2:05 AM |
It's certainly not Jingle Bell Rock! No way!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 18, 2021 2:07 AM |
Anything any of the Beatles did together or individually that remotely touched on the Christmas holidays.
Led by Lennon's scurrilous bombast of "So This Is Christmas."
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 18, 2021 2:18 AM |
Every fucking one of them.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 18, 2021 2:35 AM |
Barbra Streisand's "Jingle Bells" sound like what I imagine mixing cocaine and Red Bull feels like.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 18, 2021 3:16 AM |
Sarah McLaughlin singing any Christmas song. A Suicide Christmas...
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 18, 2021 3:18 AM |
The Christmas Shoes is bad on every conceivable level. Just over the top, sappy garbage.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 18, 2021 3:34 AM |
Every year I give the same answer: Wonderful Christmas Time. Paul McCartney was the WORST EVER.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 18, 2021 3:35 AM |
I always loved Barbra's Jingle Bells when I was a kid. It got me all amped up to get presents.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 18, 2021 3:43 AM |
Michale Buble's Christmas album is quite tender and understanding.
I like him. Isn't from British Columbia?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 18, 2021 5:29 AM |
R16 I agree. He went from the Beatles to THIS?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 18, 2021 5:42 AM |
I like Do They Know It's Christmas. It's a classic.
And Bruce Springsteen on a "worst" list? WTF?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 18, 2021 6:10 AM |
McCartneys “wonderful Christmas Time”. I swear a monkey could’ve came up with those lyrics and that ugly synth part that sounds like a fart.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 18, 2021 6:24 AM |
R19 understands good music.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 18, 2021 8:20 AM |
This Christmas by Wham.
Just a bunch of dumb faggots running around Norway,
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 18, 2021 8:24 AM |
Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas, by John Denver.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 18, 2021 2:27 PM |
The meandering "Do You Know Know Christmas Trees Are Grown?" was used in a James Bond movie. It's kind of catchy and has some hippy-dippy chord progressions, but is otherwise depressing.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 18, 2021 2:40 PM |
There's an actual song called "Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas" - for real?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 18, 2021 6:18 PM |
I agree with R9. Major fail. Earth must be spinning.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 18, 2021 6:23 PM |
Thank you, r5 - fucking hate that song with those trashy materialistic lyrics.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 18, 2021 6:27 PM |
Unfortunately yes, r28. Fun fact - it was written by the same couple who wrote "Afternoon Delight."
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 18, 2021 6:30 PM |
I guess I’m a freak because Wonderful Christmastime doesn’t bother me. I wouldn’t seek it out but if it comes on the radio I don’t race to change the station.
Any version of Little Drummer Boy on the other hand…
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 18, 2021 7:05 PM |
Impossible that the Tiny Tim song was recorded in 1980!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 18, 2021 7:09 PM |
I noticed that too, r35. I googled the song and several sites quote the 1980 date. It’s from a 1995 album but the song has 1980 in the title for some reason (many of the songs have years attached; maybe 1980 was the year the song was composed but the lyrics came later?)
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 18, 2021 8:39 PM |
All songs from Christina Aguilera's album My Kind of Christmas are terrible, and this has nothing to do with her not wanting to talk about me in an interview.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 19, 2021 7:04 AM |
Bruce Springsteen’s Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. It worked when Michael Jackson sung it because he was a literal child. Bruce was a grownass man and sounded cringeworthy.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 19, 2021 7:16 AM |
[quote} This Christmas by Wham
Last Christmas
[quote] Just a bunch of dumb faggots running around Norway
Switzerland
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 19, 2021 5:59 PM |
I'll just leave this here...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 19, 2021 6:00 PM |
Rumor has it Lil Nas X is going to release "Fuck Me In The Ass It's Christmas" on December 24.
Will it be great or a flop?
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 19, 2021 6:07 PM |
Shouldn't it be Fuck Me In The Ass It's Xmas?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 19, 2021 6:34 PM |
I never had a problem with Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime until one Christmas when for some reason it was on heavy rotation (it was NOT new by any means) and it seemed to be playing everywhere I went.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 19, 2021 6:44 PM |
I’m sick of that lame SNL Christmas skit song being “reimagined by other artists.”
It was a joke. It wasn’t punk. It didn’t make a statement about the crass commercialization of Christmas. It was a silly joke. Stop beating it to death.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 19, 2021 6:47 PM |
R42 he does that and sings about that every day.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 19, 2021 10:56 PM |
[quote]Any version of Little Drummer Boy on the other hand…
Absolutely! Fuck that little bastard with the drum!
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 19, 2021 11:37 PM |
Shailene Woodley does her new hit "I'm Eating Clay for Christmas"
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 20, 2021 12:01 AM |
Anything by Sia is bad....but the Christmas stuff is horrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 20, 2021 12:06 AM |
This ratchet version is a jam.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 20, 2021 12:13 AM |
Christmas songs don’t sound like Christmas songs anymore. They’re sung by artists who sound the same in every song they sing because they’re either auto tuned or they’re females singing like little babies who are aching to get fucked. I hate that, Grown women cry-singing like babies with a boo-boo that needs a dick to heal. It’s sickening. Sounds pedophilic.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 20, 2021 9:46 PM |
Yawn, the "Everything was better in MY day" trolls have arrived
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 20, 2021 9:50 PM |
R51 speaks the truth. I heard Fifth Harmony's cover of All I Want For Christmas Is You today for the first time. Fucking TERRIBLE. Not that I expected it to be great but Jesus that Camilla has one of the worst voices ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 20, 2021 9:51 PM |
R52, please let us know when Billie Eilish's Christmas album drops. I imagine she will dethrone Bing, George and Mariah with the greatest Christmas song ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 20, 2021 9:52 PM |
Yeah, and there were terrible singers in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, early 2000s....
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 20, 2021 9:52 PM |
Darlene Love screaming her way through "Baby Please Come Home", the youngish Michael Jackson screeching through "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Big Nose Babs attempting to be solemn in "Little Town of Bethlehem," and the screeched cat sound of Mariah Carey "All I Want for Christmas is You" plus the past it, croaking Frank Sinatra, Rosemary Clooney reciting rather than singing various carols..
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 20, 2021 9:59 PM |
How many modern Christmas classics are there in the last 20 years? And don't dare say Ariana Grande's Santa Tell Me.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 20, 2021 10:00 PM |
How many Christmas classics are there from the 90s? Mariah and that's it. 80s has Last Christmas, Do They Know It's Christmas and that's it
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 20, 2021 10:07 PM |
Mariah's entire career nowadays is that fucking Christmas song. She doesn't even attempt to do anything else.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 20, 2021 10:14 PM |
Off topic a bit but has anyone heard Kate McGarrigle's Wise Men? It's a good song.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 20, 2021 10:15 PM |
they’re females singing like little babies who are aching to get fucked.
That’s priceless!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 20, 2021 10:44 PM |
R58, you didn't answer my question. Don't forget Bryan Adam's Something About Christmas Time, Bruce's cover of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, Eurythmics' Winter Wonderland, Hall & Oates' Jingle Bell Rock.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 20, 2021 11:28 PM |
R62, none of those are classics. The Sprinsteen version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town is a fucking abortion. I mean...Bryan Adams? Really?
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 20, 2021 11:47 PM |
"[R58], you didn't answer my question. Don't forget Bruce's cover of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, Eurythmics' Winter Wonderland, Hall & Oates' Jingle Bell Rock."
Springsteen: 1975 - Hall & Oates: 1984 - Eurythmics: 1987
Much more than 20 years ago.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 21, 2021 12:26 AM |
R63, they get regular airplay every single year way before stations went all Christmas for December. But enjoy your Martina McBride Christmas.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 21, 2021 12:42 AM |
Yeah, because Bryan Adams is so much more hip than Martina McBride *rolls eyes*
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 21, 2021 1:24 AM |
And nothing says hip like Martina McBride *rolls eyes*
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 21, 2021 11:55 AM |
When did I say she was hip? I was pointing out that Bryan Adams isn't
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 21, 2021 6:15 PM |
I’d rather suck on Bryan
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 21, 2021 6:32 PM |
There’s only one Christmas song I’ve heard all year long, it’s inevitably sung by a black male recording artist yelling “And it’s Chrissmusss!” That’s all I can make out. It’s a very dull, boring song. And it’s on in every supermarket.
Old Christmas songs are now songs like Christmas Wrapping which is 40 years old. Haven’t heard it in years. I guess it’s too 80s. I never hear Nutcracker suite. I guess White Christmas is banned. I’ve never heard a Barbra Streisand Christmas song in my life.
Oh - I heard “War is Over” yesterday. That’s it. War is over and someone yelling “And it’s Crissmusssss” are the only 2 Christmas songs I’ve heard in stores.
I haven’t heard carols since I don’t know…I guess when the old tv variety shows all died. First Noel, Hark the Herald Angel Sings, Away in a Manger, oh Come All Ye Faithful…..
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 22, 2021 7:37 PM |
I think you're referring to This Christmas. "And this Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaas wiiiiiiillllllll beeeeee a very special Christmaassssssss for me. It is indeed boring. I never heard it growing up, maybe in the 2000s was the first time so I don't know if it's a newer song or not.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 23, 2021 5:43 PM |
Thank you. That’s it. This Christmas. It’s all over the store music systems and I want to scream. Cat food side …..and thiisss chrismusssssss!…vegetable aisle….thisssss chrismuh -uh-uh-us-usss….dairy ….oh oh oh oh oh oh Chrissssssmusss!”
I’ll take Paul McCartney’s song any day. I prefer a quick ding dong, ding dong. to Chrissssmusssss.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 23, 2021 9:35 PM |
THREE MORE FUCKING DAYS AND NOBODY WILL FORCE "JINGLE BELL ROCK" INTO MY EARDRUMS UNTIL NEXT DECEMBER!@!!
Well, November.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 23, 2021 10:22 PM |
