Why haven't you bitches warned me about Mezcal???

It's the worst alcohol I have ever had!

I bought it by accident at my local liquor store.

I thought I was buying tequila, but it wasn't.

I paid over $40 for this shit, but I was excited because it's 100 proof.

IT TASTES LIKE GASOLINE POURED OVER BURNT TIRES!!!!!!

Omg, how do people drink this shit???

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by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2022 3:51 AM

I did not know that. Thought it was supposed to be better somehow.

by Anonymousreply 2April 18, 2022 6:11 AM

OP, when you see something that's 100 proof, just know people aren't buying it or drinking it for the taste.

by Anonymousreply 3April 18, 2022 6:15 AM

You have honestly never tried anything like Mezcal.

It has a taste like no other liquor.

When I uncorked the bottle, I thought that something was wrong with it, because it smelled like a burning rubber tire. The smell was offensive.

So I poured a little bit out, and sipped it. And it tasted like that awful smell!

I had to look it up to see if it was normal, and most sites said that it indeed has a taste similar to a trash fire, because the agave leaves are burned in a pit, giving the mezcal the smoky taste and aroma.

They say smoky, I say burning rubber.

If you get a chance, go out and try it. I'd love to hear what others think of this drink.

by Anonymousreply 4April 18, 2022 6:56 AM

R4 as delicious as you make it sound, I think I'll pass.

by Anonymousreply 5April 18, 2022 7:00 AM

[quote]IT TASTES LIKE GASOLINE POURED OVER BURNT TIRES!!!!!!

Do you drink a lot of burning gasoline, OP?

by Anonymousreply 6April 18, 2022 7:16 AM

I love it. It has a nice smokey flavor.

by Anonymousreply 7April 18, 2022 7:19 AM

It still tastes better than haggis!

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by Anonymousreply 8April 18, 2022 7:28 AM

Since booze is basically a kind of gasoline, don't be surprised when it taste like something you might put in your gas tank

by Anonymousreply 9April 18, 2022 7:42 AM

yeah it's really gross. like burned meat flavor.

by Anonymousreply 10April 18, 2022 8:15 AM

Not to mention that if you drink a little too much, that shit will make you bat shit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 11April 18, 2022 10:30 AM

All alcohols taste like shit to me, no matter what.

by Anonymousreply 12April 18, 2022 3:13 PM

This is why Mezcal tastes to smoky and gross.

They basically burn the agave in a fire pit, and it ends up tasting like.... something burned in a fire pit.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 18, 2022 11:55 PM

Nobody warned you because no one thought there was anyone dumb enough to try it.

Guess you exceeded our expectations.

by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2022 1:07 AM

I agree with OP. I actually live in southern Mexico right where mezcal is produced, and I've visited many of the distilleries, but I won't touch it. I do like tequila, however.

I also eat the worms (they're called gusanos de maguey). They're really delicious in soft tacos with guacamole.

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by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2022 1:11 AM

Mezcal is indeed awful. Let me go ahead and warn you in advance about Grappa. It's not as bad as Mezcal but it is also a bit like lamp oil.

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2022 1:14 AM

r16 is trying to trick us into eating worms.

by Anonymousreply 18April 19, 2022 1:21 AM

I love a Mezcal margarita. Y’all are a bunch of philistines.

by Anonymousreply 19April 19, 2022 1:23 AM

R18 Haha! I know they look jarring at first glance, but they actually taste like bacon or pork chops.

And, they're crispy, not squishy.

(Now, you want them, yeah?) 😆

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2022 1:25 AM

R16/R20, how do they drink Mezcal in Mexico?

Straight up? Mixed? On the rocks?

by Anonymousreply 21April 19, 2022 1:27 AM

OP, do yourself a favor: Donate your bottle of Mezcal to a homeless alcoholic and call it a day.

by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2022 3:51 AM

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