Why does male gymnastics draw so many born again Christians?

It seems that born agains — or at least highly observant Protestants— are overrepresented in men’s artistic gymnastics, compared to swimming or baseball or even basketball. Why is that? Male gymnasts are my physical fantasy, short and built and often smooth. But many of the cute ones reference Jesus or wear crosses or talk about being blessed. A lot appear to have gone to private Christian schools before college, like Sean Melton. Why so many Jesus freaks in this sport?

by Anonymousreply 15July 13, 2020 12:46 AM

Because through their hard work and efforts, they end up looking like guys they'd want to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2July 12, 2020 9:24 PM

It's their only get close to. Because Jesus secretly hates the intermingling, they can't marry an Asian woman like most closet cases wandering from conflicted to just-this-once-in-a-bathroom to bisexual to flat-out-making-up-for-lost-time-on-all-fours-Fire-Island-orgy-whore.

by Anonymousreply 3July 12, 2020 9:26 PM

Jesus doesn't like dashes either. He plainly smited my post.

by Anonymousreply 4July 12, 2020 9:26 PM

Their families are the only ones that will believe their gyrating asses are actually straight. Everyone else steers their bubbling queer sons away from gymnastics and ice skating in the hopes that they will catch a taste for fish. Protestants and closet cases go hand in hand.

by Anonymousreply 5July 12, 2020 9:34 PM

For male gymnasts, Christianity is just a way station to gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 7July 12, 2020 10:38 PM

Then Jesus smote my post.

Mr. Forgiveness... not.

by Anonymousreply 9July 12, 2020 11:12 PM

Really? I've noticed a lot of fundie baseball and football players, but hardly any fundie gymnasts

by Anonymousreply 10July 12, 2020 11:13 PM

[QUOTE] Because through their hard work and efforts, they end up looking like guys they'd want to fuck.

Ain’t that the truth.

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by Anonymousreply 11July 12, 2020 11:14 PM

Because when they focus intently on other players' bodies, they aren't being homo; they're being a solid teammate.

by Anonymousreply 12July 12, 2020 11:44 PM

Sexy Jake Dalton has at least two Christ centered tattoos on his hard sexy body: the quoted verse in linked pic and another of praying hands. I know jerked off to his photos years ago, while trying not to look at the fundie stuff on his body.

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by Anonymousreply 13July 13, 2020 12:44 AM

The DL mole trolls will not like the large, black visible neck mole at R13.

by Anonymousreply 14July 13, 2020 12:45 AM

Sean Melton who went to a Christian academy for elementary and middle school, rocking his big cross while shirtless on the rings. This sexy boy seems quite gay too.

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by Anonymousreply 15July 13, 2020 12:46 AM

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