In Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be.
The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 28, 2022 11:47 AM |
OP, you likely have good attributes other than wit. Focus on those.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 27, 2022 1:27 PM |
That was a LOT of work, OP, for no payoff.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 27, 2022 1:30 PM |
Wrong. The equatorial circumference of Earth is about 24,901 miles, or roughly 131 million feet. Do better.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 27, 2022 1:54 PM |
This thread is so bad it's made me feel embarrassed.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 27, 2022 1:59 PM |
Why go to the effort of that lengthy OP when it's much quicker to type "Kendrick Lamar is a dickhead"?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 27, 2022 3:28 PM |
and this is why science needs feminism because we don't talk about vaginas nearly enough.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 27, 2022 4:00 PM |
Hitler was impressed by the Eiffel Tower and didn't destroy it. Hitler had a lot of great ideas.
- Ye
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 27, 2022 6:05 PM |
